3... 2... 1... TFF4Life probably just screamed when they saw this title. Welp, here's a chapter idea from them in the form of a parody.

I don't own anything.
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Orgun Kwennie: Guys lets do another song parody!

Eren Jaëger: Because this book is turning into just a parody texting book?

Orgun Kwennie: Well that and I want to do a parody.

Eren Jaëger: I'm sure it will be horrible.

[Orgun Kwennie has kicked Eren Jaëger from the group chat]

Baze Îmwe: A parody of what?

Orgun Kwennie: A TFF song!

Potato Turd: Nobody knows who the heck that band is

Orgun Kwennie: It's because you new generations like your disco panics, imagine fallouts and that other one. The Poe one...

Potato Turd: That's Twenty One Pilots

Cassie the Cat: I AM INSULTED

Potato Turd: Why are you insulted?

Cassie the Cat: Because Orson Krennic called FoB Imagine Fallout!

Orgun Kwennie: Whatever, Cassian. Why don't you go kiss Bodhi or some ****?

Orgun Kwennie: AND CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE OUR NAMES BACK!??

Cupcake: What song were you thinking of parodizing

Cupcake: Yes let's change our names back

[Orgun Kwennie has reset everyone's username]

Orson Krennic: A good one.

Orson Krennic: Like Break It Down Again.

K-2SO: CHA CHA REAL SLOW

Everyone: ...

Orson Krennic: Get out. This isn't The Cha Cha Slide.

K-2SO: Fine...

Galen Erso: Welp

Orson Krennic: Welp what?

Galen Erso: idk

Cassian Andor: Welp just start

Cassian Andor: Right after I google the lyrics

A/N: Okay, it's the whole thing from here out but you probably knew that already.

Cassain Andor: Break it down again

Orson Krennic: This is my plan
To build a Death Star
A giant large ball

Jyn Erso: THAT'LL DESTROY US ALL!!

Cassain Andor: When it's all finished
We will take it down

K-2SO: Ooh-oo! Oo-Ooh!

Orson Krennic: First I'll burn the Holy
City to the ground

Baze Îmwe: Ooh shoot!

Bodhi Rook: Our lives at stake but all know we have to fight
The Death Star's really just a giant ticking time bomb
And if we don't stand up to do what we think's right
The Galaxy is dead. So say "Rogue One" over the com.

Galen Erso: And all the work, and all the work I put in
Will help the rebellion win
Exhaust pipe, just one blow

K-2SO: (Break the Death Star, yo!)

Galen Erso: Will make the whole thing go!

K-2SO: (Blow that Death Star, yo!)

Orson Krennic: You will never win!
All these are my schemes
And these are the plans
For me to move on;
Earn a promotion!

Jyn Erso: When we're all dying
Better save the world!

Chirrut Îmwe: Woo hoo. woo hoo.

Jyn Erso: Steal the Death Star Plans
With our two fists curled

Bodhi Rook: Woo-oh

Jyn Erso: "Make ten men feel like one hundred" said the Rogue's captain

K-2SO: "We're going to Scarif. Let's do this as a team," adds Jyn. 

Cassian Andor: "Chirrut and Baze, direct their attention your way.
And Bodhi, get ready to message them and save the day."

Galen Erso: And all the work, and all the work I put in
Will help the rebellion win
We'll make the Death Star blow

Chirrut Îmwe: Blow the Death Star up

Galen Erso: Yeah, gonna make it blow

Chirrut Îmwe: Blow the Death Star up

K-2SO: *drum riff* ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh

Jyn Erso: Running around!
Stormtroopers can't hit
Pray that the transmissions will go through
If we don't send them, don't send them,
Then we're all screwed.

Send them the plans.
Sending the plans.
PLAAAANNNSSSS

K-2SO: And now the battle rages as the soldiers fall
Around in water and sand. All for one and one for all.

Cassian Andor: No turning back, maybe zero chance of survival

Orson Krennic: AND THANKS A LOT YOU ROGUES!! Now my perfect plan in foiled!

Galen Erso: Break the weapon down

Orson Krennic: All my work and toil!

Galen Erso: (Hey! I did it all!)

Chirrut Îmwe: BREAK THE WEAPON Y'ALL!!

Bodhi Rook: (I've got clearance codes!)

Baze Îmwe: MAKE THE DEATH STAR FALL!!

Jyn Erso: (Stole the plans, us rogues!)

K-2SO: *guitar riff*

Wilhuff Tarkin: The Death Star is mine
No more dumb arguing.
Point the laser, fire!
Krennic's now fried chicken.

Orson Krennic: NO THE DEATH STAR'S MINE!!

Galen Erso: I put in the work time!!

Everyone: ...

Galen Erso: It's true. I did
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Well, that was fun even though it took forever to make.

Honestly, my favorite line from the original song is "Bread and butter, can I have a slice?" If you listen to the original, keep an eye (or in this case an ear) out for that line!

Also, the lead singer, Roland Orzabal, is pretty dang good looking in my opinion.
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I got tagged by MattoryReyloshipper ! (I think)

1. Full name?
Derpy Plerpy. Jk if you want, you can call me by my pseudonym, Marly.
2. Current Crush?
Orson Krennic. I feel like that's extremely obvious.
3. Addictions?
Attack on Titan. Like, you have no idea...
4. How Tall am I?
5'3 3/4" (1.63 m)
5. Relationship Status?
Single as sin
6. Girls I trust?
My mom. And a few friends.
7. Boys I trust?
My dad. And a few friends.
8. Random Fact About Yourself?
I do lucid dreaming and recently I have been dreaming that I'm first person role playing as Orson Krennic (like first person video game style. I even have the accent when I talk, which is weird creepy)
9. Current Mood?
Tired. I shouldn't be writing this at midnight.
10. Favorite Color?
Red
11. Confession:
The sign for "airplane" in American Sign Language is holding out your thumb, index and pinkie finger and having your palm facing downwards. When you do it on the left hand it looks kind of like the Millennium Falcon. Sometimes I'll run around signing "airplane" and make shooting sounds.
12. Who I miss?
My grandparents and my dog (my dog is at the kennel waiting until I get home from my vacation)
13. Who I Last Hugged?
I think it was one of my parents... or my aunt... I forget
14. Who Understands Me?
My Darth Vader stuffed ball and my Orson Krennic Black Series
15. Who Is Always There For Me?
My iPod. Jk my parents and siblings
16. Last Text?
A friend from my mountain bike team
17. Who Pissed Me Off Lately?
Sibling 2
18. Who Makes Me Laugh the Most?
Sibling 1
19. Who I Do the Craziest Things With?
Sibling 1 and 2
20. What Makes Me Smile?
My dog, humor, well written fanfictions, writing fanfictions, annoying sibling 1 and 2, food, smiles, good news, kindness, and a bunch of other things along those sappy lines. Also, Wattpad notifications.
21. What Am I Listening To?
Break It Down Again
22. Turn Ons?
None yet
23. Turn Offs?
Guns
24. Best Friends?
In real life, my siblings. Online, all of you who are reading this book.
25. Second Random Fact About Yourself?
I can't bake a damn
26. What Do I Hate?
ORSON KRENNIC AND BODHI ROOK DIEEEDDDD!!! Jk violence, rape, abuse, Trump
27. Who's Annoying?
My siblings

Please review!