Big Fat Rogue 6

Hellooooo, what have we here? A second chapter?

Idk why I threw fat in the title.

If you haven't seen Big Hero 6, what are you doing here? Go see it now! I highly recommend it! (It's on kisscartoon)

I don't own anything.
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Bodhi Rook: Guys! We should do another Roleplay thing like the Miraculous Krenny-Bug!

Orson Krennic: Please don't make me a Krennybug again.

Bodhi Rook: Nah. I won't do that

[Bodhi Rook has changed everyone's names (and I'm too lazy to list them)]

Hiro Andor: Let's see what name I got

Hiro Andor: Srsly?!? AWESOME!!

Honey Rook: Really?! You like it!?

Hiro Andor: Are you kidding? I love this movie!

Go Go Erso: Let's see who I am

Go Go Erso: Did you choose my name because it rhymes with my last name?

Honey Rook: Nope

Orson Callaghan: hah!

Orson Callaghan: And here we go again with me being the bad guy...

Astri Callaghan: Which means I get to play your daughter!

Chirrut Wasabi: Can I kick the OC?

Hiro Andor: Why are you wasabi?

Chirrut Wasabi: Why not?

Hiro Andor: Ur not buff enough

Go Go Erso: Let him dream

Kaymax: Does anyone need medical assistance?

Baze: Maybe

Baze: Wtbantha

Baze: Why didn't I get a name change

Honey Rook: You're Fred

Baze: I'm changing it

[Baze has changed his name to Bred]

Orson Callaghan: That sounds wrong

Bred: Fine

[Bred has changed his name to Fraze]

Fraze: Better??

Chirrut Wasabi: Yes

Go Go Erso: Let's do this!

Hiro Andor: Orson Callaghan!! You stole my micro bots and I'm gonna get 'em back!

Honey Rook: YEAH!!

Orson Callaghan: I WILL USE THE MICROBOTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! And save my daughter. BUT MAINLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!

Hiro Andor: Big Rogue 6, let's take him out!

Go Go Erso: YEAH!! *zooms around and throws the disks*

Kaymax: I am not programmed to move fast.

Hiro Andor: OH FOR WKFJWKFNWF

Chirrut Wasabi: KYBER CRYSTAL BLADES!! *chops up some microbots*

Orson Callaghan: *pins down Chirrut Wasabi*

Fraze: NUUUU *sets Callaghan on fire*

Honey Rook: *randomly combines elements to create a mini atomic blast*

Kaymax: SUCKER PUNCH *hits Callaghan in the sucker*

Orson Callaghan: Seriously, Kay?

Kaymax: Seriously

Orson Callaghan: But you just said you couldn't move fast. How can you give me a sucker punch if you can't move fast?

Kaymax: Logic doesn't apply

Go Go Erso: *starts cutting up all the microbots with blades*

Honey Rook: HALOGENS AND ALKALI REACT AGGRESSIVELY *mixes random Halogens and Alkalis*

Orson Callaghan: Real smart idea to randomly mix halogens and alkalis.

Chirrut Wasabi: *does some kick ass moves*

Fraze: *sets stuff on fire*

Hiro Andor: Wait no I'm on fire!

Kaymax: You know the steps

Hiro Andor: *stops*

Hiro Andor: *drops*

Hiro Andor: *rolls*

Astri Callaghan: This is giving me some really good assurance that you're all going to save me. -_-

Go Go Erso: omg you actually added a period to the end of your sentence!

Astri Callaghan: Well I've been living with my Papa since my Mama ditched us to go make out with Andor.

Hiro Andor: Hey, I'm a hot guy

Fraze: Ur so modest Hiro I'm screaming

Chirrut Wasabi: I'm physically screaming as I chop up these microbots

Kaymax: I was not programmed to fight. I was programmed to heal.

Orson Callaghan: Well everyone else wants you to fight but I wouldn't mind you fixing the broken tooth I have.

Kaymax: I can do that :)

Hiro Andor: NO KAYMAX U MUST DESTROY!!!

Hiro Andor: ACTIVATE DESTROY CALLAGHAN

Go Go Erso: Woah Woah Cass that is way out of Hiro's character!

Hiro Andor: Why is that?

Go Go Andor: He didn't want to kill remember?

Honey Rook: Guys halogen and alkali explosions really hurt

Orson Callaghan: No 💩, Sherlock.

Honey Rook: BUT AT LEAST I CAN FREEZE YOU IN MY POTASSIUM COMPOUND!!

Orson Callaghan: You're not a chemist are you?

Honey Rook: Nope

Astri Callaghan: Once again, very reassuring. I have so much faith in my rescuers.

Go Go Erso: You should because I am your mother

Darth Vader: And I am Luke Skywalker's father

Luke Skywalker: Cool

Darth Vader: You aren't going to screem?

Luke Skywalker: Why should I? I get to sue you for neglecting parent responsibilities ;)

Darth Vader: ...

Darth Vader: I was hoping for something more epic

Luke Skywalker: That's the whiny Luke Skywalker. I am the Cool Luke Skywalker

Whiny Luke Skywalker: BUT I WAS GOING TO TOSCHE STATION TO PICK UP THE POWER CONVERTERS!!!!

[Hiro Andor has kicked Darth Vader and both Lukes from the group chat]

Orson Callaghan: *silently takes over the world while this happens*

Hiro Andor: OH REEKSHITE HES TAKING OVER THE MOTHMAFREEKING WORLD!!!

Chirrut Wasabi: DO NOT USE MON MOTHMA'S NAME IN VAIN!!!

Mon Mothma: Thank you Chirrut :)

Chirrut Wasabi: :D

Fraze: If you guys are still in a relationship, imma gonna puke

Chirrut Wasabi: Dude I'm engaged to you chill

Fraze: Aight

Hiro Andor: Can we get back to destroying Callaghan?

Chirrut Wasabi: Question time: Why does everyone have super cool powers and do stuff except Hiro? All he does it sit around and command Kaymax

Hiro Andor: IM THE BRAINS BEHIND THIS WHOLE THING I THINK THAT DESERVES SOME CREDIT

Orson Callaghan: He's also the hot one. He's only here to swoon the fan girls and boys with his fluke looks. That's his job.

Astri Callaghan: Papa, it's on-fleek. Not fluke.

Orson Callaghan: Close enough.

Go Go Erso: *knocks Callaghan off his microbot stand*

Fraze: *sets stuff on fire*

Kaymax: *sucker punches Callaghan again*

Orson Callaghan: *uses micro bots to sucker punch Kaymax then uses other micro bots to tie Hiro to a giant evil and explosive stereotypical rocket*

Kaymax: Wait is micro bots one word or two?

Go Go Erso: My autocorrect is saying its two

Astri Krennic: I think it's two.

Hiro Andor: Um guys?! A LITTLE HELP!????

Kaymax: NUUUU WE MUST SAVE HIRO

Chirrut Wasabi: Eh. Let him go. We shall uncorrupt the world from Hiro's hotness

Fraze: Wtbantha Chirrut

Hiro Andor: Idk what to say to that

Orson Callaghan: It was a good attempt, trying to save the world from me, but you're no "Hiro" and now you will die. SO LONG!! *evil laugh while setting off rocket*

Go Go Erso: Was that...

Astri Callaghan: A cringe-worthy pun? I believe it was.

Orson Callaghan: ...

Kaymax: *saves Astri, saves the Rebellion, saves the dream, saves the world*

Kaymax: *throws Callaghan in jail*

Orson Callaghan: Wait how!!??

Kaymax: I'm awesome

Chirrut Wasabi: No you're not dude don't lie

Kaymax: Well what did you do huh?

Honey Rook: I got frozen in my potassium compound

Fraze: I'll help him

Go Go Erso: I call this a successful Roleplay!

Everyone: Yeah!

Lyra Erso: JEDHA YREAL NYONG'O ERSO!!! GET BACK HOME AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM!!!

Go Go Erso: I REBEL

Lyra Erso: Your daughter is better at keeping her room clean than you are.

Orson Callaghan: I taught her well.

Astri Callaghan: Very true. :)

Lyra Erso: What is with your weird last name, Orson?  

Lyra Erso: O.O

Lyra Erso: GALEN!! GALEN!!

Galen Erso: Wut

Lyra Erso: Orson has married someone else. See? His last name is different.

Galen Erso: WHAT?!??

Lyra Erso: LYREN CAN HAPPEN!!!

Orson Callaghan: !!! WAIT NO!!! YOU'RE GETTING THE WRONG IDEA!!!

Galen Erso: Oh

Galen Erso: Lyra they were roleplaying Big Hero 6

Chirrut Wasabi: And it was awesome!

Galen Erso: That's it

Lyra Erso: So no Lyren?

Galen Erso: No Lyren

Lyra Erso: :(

Mon Mothma: It's okay Lyra. Ackbar dumped me too.

Ahsoka Tano: WHO WANTS SPAGHETTI?!??

Everyone: I DO!!

Go Go Erso: I'll clean my room after k mama?

Lyra Erso: Fine.

Everyone: SPAGHETTI!!!

Hiro Andor: Hey guys!

Hiro Andor: Orson actually tied me to a rocket!

Hiro Andor: Thankfully he didn't set it off into space

Hiro Andor: Soo

Hiro Andor: A little help?

Hiro Andor: Hello??

Hiro Andor: Hello!??????

Hiro Andor: Wait there's a mysterious ticking sound

Hiro Andor: A countdown?

Hir Andor: ...

Hiro Andor: Dammit
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So I was looking back at my Jassian fic and I realized it wasn't as good as I was hoping it would be. So yeah, more procrastinating on my side. I'll try to get it out as well as an Earth AU fic and a one-shot I've been working on.

Well, on the other hand, get ready for some cringy singing of mine next chapter. Yeah, I'll actually attempt to sing a parody and the post it on YouTube for you all to hear my "lovely" voice.

Actually I'm not very good at singing so I wonder why I'm doing this...

Please review!

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