Big Fat Rogue 6
Hellooooo, what have we here? A second chapter?
Idk why I threw fat in the title.
If you haven't seen Big Hero 6, what are you doing here? Go see it now! I highly recommend it! (It's on kisscartoon)
I don't own anything.
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Bodhi Rook: Guys! We should do another Roleplay thing like the Miraculous Krenny-Bug!
Orson Krennic: Please don't make me a Krennybug again.
Bodhi Rook: Nah. I won't do that
[Bodhi Rook has changed everyone's names (and I'm too lazy to list them)]
Hiro Andor: Let's see what name I got
Hiro Andor: Srsly?!? AWESOME!!
Honey Rook: Really?! You like it!?
Hiro Andor: Are you kidding? I love this movie!
Go Go Erso: Let's see who I am
Go Go Erso: Did you choose my name because it rhymes with my last name?
Honey Rook: Nope
Orson Callaghan: hah!
Orson Callaghan: And here we go again with me being the bad guy...
Astri Callaghan: Which means I get to play your daughter!
Chirrut Wasabi: Can I kick the OC?
Hiro Andor: Why are you wasabi?
Chirrut Wasabi: Why not?
Hiro Andor: Ur not buff enough
Go Go Erso: Let him dream
Kaymax: Does anyone need medical assistance?
Baze: Maybe
Baze: Wtbantha
Baze: Why didn't I get a name change
Honey Rook: You're Fred
Baze: I'm changing it
[Baze has changed his name to Bred]
Orson Callaghan: That sounds wrong
Bred: Fine
[Bred has changed his name to Fraze]
Fraze: Better??
Chirrut Wasabi: Yes
Go Go Erso: Let's do this!
Hiro Andor: Orson Callaghan!! You stole my micro bots and I'm gonna get 'em back!
Honey Rook: YEAH!!
Orson Callaghan: I WILL USE THE MICROBOTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! And save my daughter. BUT MAINLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!
Hiro Andor: Big Rogue 6, let's take him out!
Go Go Erso: YEAH!! *zooms around and throws the disks*
Kaymax: I am not programmed to move fast.
Hiro Andor: OH FOR WKFJWKFNWF
Chirrut Wasabi: KYBER CRYSTAL BLADES!! *chops up some microbots*
Orson Callaghan: *pins down Chirrut Wasabi*
Fraze: NUUUU *sets Callaghan on fire*
Honey Rook: *randomly combines elements to create a mini atomic blast*
Kaymax: SUCKER PUNCH *hits Callaghan in the sucker*
Orson Callaghan: Seriously, Kay?
Kaymax: Seriously
Orson Callaghan: But you just said you couldn't move fast. How can you give me a sucker punch if you can't move fast?
Kaymax: Logic doesn't apply
Go Go Erso: *starts cutting up all the microbots with blades*
Honey Rook: HALOGENS AND ALKALI REACT AGGRESSIVELY *mixes random Halogens and Alkalis*
Orson Callaghan: Real smart idea to randomly mix halogens and alkalis.
Chirrut Wasabi: *does some kick ass moves*
Fraze: *sets stuff on fire*
Hiro Andor: Wait no I'm on fire!
Kaymax: You know the steps
Hiro Andor: *stops*
Hiro Andor: *drops*
Hiro Andor: *rolls*
Astri Callaghan: This is giving me some really good assurance that you're all going to save me. -_-
Go Go Erso: omg you actually added a period to the end of your sentence!
Astri Callaghan: Well I've been living with my Papa since my Mama ditched us to go make out with Andor.
Hiro Andor: Hey, I'm a hot guy
Fraze: Ur so modest Hiro I'm screaming
Chirrut Wasabi: I'm physically screaming as I chop up these microbots
Kaymax: I was not programmed to fight. I was programmed to heal.
Orson Callaghan: Well everyone else wants you to fight but I wouldn't mind you fixing the broken tooth I have.
Kaymax: I can do that :)
Hiro Andor: NO KAYMAX U MUST DESTROY!!!
Hiro Andor: ACTIVATE DESTROY CALLAGHAN
Go Go Erso: Woah Woah Cass that is way out of Hiro's character!
Hiro Andor: Why is that?
Go Go Andor: He didn't want to kill remember?
Honey Rook: Guys halogen and alkali explosions really hurt
Orson Callaghan: No 💩, Sherlock.
Honey Rook: BUT AT LEAST I CAN FREEZE YOU IN MY POTASSIUM COMPOUND!!
Orson Callaghan: You're not a chemist are you?
Honey Rook: Nope
Astri Callaghan: Once again, very reassuring. I have so much faith in my rescuers.
Go Go Erso: You should because I am your mother
Darth Vader: And I am Luke Skywalker's father
Luke Skywalker: Cool
Darth Vader: You aren't going to screem?
Luke Skywalker: Why should I? I get to sue you for neglecting parent responsibilities ;)
Darth Vader: ...
Darth Vader: I was hoping for something more epic
Luke Skywalker: That's the whiny Luke Skywalker. I am the Cool Luke Skywalker
Whiny Luke Skywalker: BUT I WAS GOING TO TOSCHE STATION TO PICK UP THE POWER CONVERTERS!!!!
[Hiro Andor has kicked Darth Vader and both Lukes from the group chat]
Orson Callaghan: *silently takes over the world while this happens*
Hiro Andor: OH REEKSHITE HES TAKING OVER THE MOTHMAFREEKING WORLD!!!
Chirrut Wasabi: DO NOT USE MON MOTHMA'S NAME IN VAIN!!!
Mon Mothma: Thank you Chirrut :)
Chirrut Wasabi: :D
Fraze: If you guys are still in a relationship, imma gonna puke
Chirrut Wasabi: Dude I'm engaged to you chill
Fraze: Aight
Hiro Andor: Can we get back to destroying Callaghan?
Chirrut Wasabi: Question time: Why does everyone have super cool powers and do stuff except Hiro? All he does it sit around and command Kaymax
Hiro Andor: IM THE BRAINS BEHIND THIS WHOLE THING I THINK THAT DESERVES SOME CREDIT
Orson Callaghan: He's also the hot one. He's only here to swoon the fan girls and boys with his fluke looks. That's his job.
Astri Callaghan: Papa, it's on-fleek. Not fluke.
Orson Callaghan: Close enough.
Go Go Erso: *knocks Callaghan off his microbot stand*
Fraze: *sets stuff on fire*
Kaymax: *sucker punches Callaghan again*
Orson Callaghan: *uses micro bots to sucker punch Kaymax then uses other micro bots to tie Hiro to a giant evil and explosive stereotypical rocket*
Kaymax: Wait is micro bots one word or two?
Go Go Erso: My autocorrect is saying its two
Astri Krennic: I think it's two.
Hiro Andor: Um guys?! A LITTLE HELP!????
Kaymax: NUUUU WE MUST SAVE HIRO
Chirrut Wasabi: Eh. Let him go. We shall uncorrupt the world from Hiro's hotness
Fraze: Wtbantha Chirrut
Hiro Andor: Idk what to say to that
Orson Callaghan: It was a good attempt, trying to save the world from me, but you're no "Hiro" and now you will die. SO LONG!! *evil laugh while setting off rocket*
Go Go Erso: Was that...
Astri Callaghan: A cringe-worthy pun? I believe it was.
Orson Callaghan: ...
Kaymax: *saves Astri, saves the Rebellion, saves the dream, saves the world*
Kaymax: *throws Callaghan in jail*
Orson Callaghan: Wait how!!??
Kaymax: I'm awesome
Chirrut Wasabi: No you're not dude don't lie
Kaymax: Well what did you do huh?
Honey Rook: I got frozen in my potassium compound
Fraze: I'll help him
Go Go Erso: I call this a successful Roleplay!
Everyone: Yeah!
Lyra Erso: JEDHA YREAL NYONG'O ERSO!!! GET BACK HOME AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM!!!
Go Go Erso: I REBEL
Lyra Erso: Your daughter is better at keeping her room clean than you are.
Orson Callaghan: I taught her well.
Astri Callaghan: Very true. :)
Lyra Erso: What is with your weird last name, Orson?
Lyra Erso: O.O
Lyra Erso: GALEN!! GALEN!!
Galen Erso: Wut
Lyra Erso: Orson has married someone else. See? His last name is different.
Galen Erso: WHAT?!??
Lyra Erso: LYREN CAN HAPPEN!!!
Orson Callaghan: !!! WAIT NO!!! YOU'RE GETTING THE WRONG IDEA!!!
Galen Erso: Oh
Galen Erso: Lyra they were roleplaying Big Hero 6
Chirrut Wasabi: And it was awesome!
Galen Erso: That's it
Lyra Erso: So no Lyren?
Galen Erso: No Lyren
Lyra Erso: :(
Mon Mothma: It's okay Lyra. Ackbar dumped me too.
Ahsoka Tano: WHO WANTS SPAGHETTI?!??
Everyone: I DO!!
Go Go Erso: I'll clean my room after k mama?
Lyra Erso: Fine.
Everyone: SPAGHETTI!!!
Hiro Andor: Hey guys!
Hiro Andor: Orson actually tied me to a rocket!
Hiro Andor: Thankfully he didn't set it off into space
Hiro Andor: Soo
Hiro Andor: A little help?
Hiro Andor: Hello??
Hiro Andor: Hello!??????
Hiro Andor: Wait there's a mysterious ticking sound
Hiro Andor: A countdown?
Hir Andor: ...
Hiro Andor: Dammit
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So I was looking back at my Jassian fic and I realized it wasn't as good as I was hoping it would be. So yeah, more procrastinating on my side. I'll try to get it out as well as an Earth AU fic and a one-shot I've been working on.
Well, on the other hand, get ready for some cringy singing of mine next chapter. Yeah, I'll actually attempt to sing a parody and the post it on YouTube for you all to hear my "lovely" voice.
Actually I'm not very good at singing so I wonder why I'm doing this...
Please review!
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