Baze's Shipping Game Part 2
Okay I'm very triggered right now. I was on Instagram and looking under the Rogue One tags and here's what I saw for how many posts are under each Rogue One character:
Jyn Erso: ~62,781 (the ~ means approximate. Any of these character's number was probably rising as I typed)
K-2SO: ~37,673 (Hey look! A palindrome!)
Cassian Andor: ~20,387
Chirrut Îmwe: ~14,184
Baze Malbus: ~8020
Orson Krennic: ~6898
Galen Erso: ~6094
Bodhi Rook: ~5533
Lyra Erso: ~443
WHY IS BODHI SO UNPOPULAR IN THE FANDOM?!?!?! Seriously, does the fandom not appreciate the cinnamon roll whose death was the least dramatic right next to Krennic's (yes, I'm triggered about how Bodhi's death was not very dramatic)??
Also, poor Lyra. Way at the bottom with a triple digit.
That's it. Enjoy this chapter and I'm sorry if I make you say something you would never say.
I don't own anything.
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Kanan Jarrus: Hey Ezra what's today question mark
Ezra Bridger: It's another day that will be corrupted by this chat
r5ftcliffird: true
Ezra Bridger: Oh Tatooine, it's another reader's chat
da_bunny_lover: Indeed it is and we are going to corrupt you
Althea_Lovegood: We will corrupt this chat!
MattoryReyloshipper: WE SHALL TAKE IT OVER
AriStoat_SK: WE SHALL SHIP EVERYONE
princessabiallarde: AND WE SHALL MAKE OURSELVES MARRY CASSIAN
-Magnolia-Kitten-: YASS
Frost_Hawk: MWAHAHAHAHA wait what
Cassian Andorrook: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WHEN WILL I STOP BEING SHIPPED WITH A BUNCH OF RANDOM PEOPLE?!?
Jyn Eros: Jeez, someone's grumpy
Galen Erso: Indeed
Bodhi Andorrook: So what shall we do?
r5ftclifford: We should ship people
Althea_Lovegood: Duh
AriStoat_SK: Like Galennic or Tarkrennic!
Wilhuff Tarkin: YASS
da_bunny_lover: OR JASSIAN
MattoryReyloshipper: OR REYLO
Kylo Ren: Wut
princessabiallarde: #PrincessCassianForever
K-2SO: #ISecondThat
-Magnolia-Kitten-: #CassiKittenIsLife!
Steel McKrawny: #IShip
Agent Kallus: #UGuysAreWeird
K-2SO: #ItsAHobbyCalledShipping
Steel McKrawny: #GetWithTheTimesKally
Agent Kallus: #IAmWithTheTimes #DontCallMeKally
Frost_Hawk: Hey it's Agent Kallus!
Orson Krennic: More like Agent Annoying Callous.
Agent Kallus: I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING YET
Orson Krennic: Doesn't matter.
Ahsoka Tano: I love food
Chirrut Îmwe: Nobody cares
AriStoat_SK: WHAAAAA FOOD IS LIFE CHIRRUT
Baze Malbus: YEAH CHIRRUT
da_bunny_lover: FOOD IS EVERYTHING
Frost_Hawk: How can you say that, Chirrut?!
Everyone else: YEAH CHIRRUT
Chirrut Îmwe: ...
Cassian Andorrook: Well this chat couldn't get any weirder
da_bunny_lover: Actually It could on so many levels
Jyn Eros: Yeah, please don't make it any weirder
AriStoat_SK: WHYYYYYY
MattoryReyloshipper: WE MUST MAKE THIS CHAT WEIRDER
-Magnolia-Kitten-: WE MUST CORRUPT THIS CHAT
Althea_Lovegood: CORRUPTION MUST HAPPEN
r5ftclifford: That is the reader's job
princessabiallarde: GUYS I FOUND DERP'S MAGIC SHIP GENERATOR
Althea_Lovegood: Oh! Activate it!
princessabiallarde: Okay
Derp's Ship Generator: Results from Baze's shipping game are in.
AriStoat_SK: IT BETTER BE A GAY SHIP
da_bunny_lover: JASSIAN
MattoryReyloshipper: JASSIAN
-Magnolia-Kitten-: I WILL NOT REST UNTIL JASSIAN BECOMES A BOOK CANON SHIP
Frost_Hawk: GALENNIC
r5ftclifford: YES
Frost_Hawk: OR KALLIZEB
Bodhi Andorrook: PILOT²
Althea_Lovegood: JASSIAN
princessabiallarde: PRINCESSCASSIAN
-Magnolia-Kitten-: In that case CASSIKITTEN
Derp's Ship Generator: Sorry, but the answer will only be revealed at the end of this chat
r5ftclifford: WHAT
Frost_Hawk: WHY
AriStoat_SK: HOW
MattoryReyloshipper: NOOO
da_bunny_lover: Guys! We should end the chapter so we can find out who is shipped!
r5ftclifford: COMMENCE END CHAPTER
princessabiallarde: COMMENCE END CHAPTER
-Magnolia-Kitten-: END CHAPTER
AriStoat_SK: END THE CHAPTER
Frost_Hawk: END IT
MattoryReyloshipper: END IT
Cassian Andor: U guys do know that if you keep talking the chapter never ends
Althea_Lovegood: Then we shall stop talking
da_bunny_lover: #PlzBJassian
[some time later]
Derp's Ship Generator: And the winner for Baze's Shipping Game is...
Derp's Ship Generator: ORSON KRENNIC X GOVERNOR PRYCE
Everyone: WHAT
Governor Pryce: DAFREEK
Orson Krennic: You have GOT to be kriffing me...
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Yes, that was the result of the shipping game. However there were lots of fun ships and so here's a list of what everyone voted and what the result was:
Rebellxr: (3 & 7) Bodhi Rook X Eren Jaëger
Althea_Lovegood: (10 & 12) Jyn Erso X Saw Gererra
MattoryReyloshipper: (16 & 20) Armitage Hux X Steela Gererra
da_bunny_lover: (17 & 23) Orson Krennic X Agent Kallus
Princessabiallarde: (2 & 22) Ezra Bridger X Governor Pryce
Fantasyfandomical: (14 & 17) Cassian Andor X Orson Krennic
Cassians_girl: (15 & 22) Kanan Jarrus X Governor Pryce
Again, sorry if I made you say something out of character and please review!
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