Baze's Shipping Game Part 2

Okay I'm very triggered right now. I was on Instagram and looking under the Rogue One tags and here's what I saw for how many posts are under each Rogue One character:

Jyn Erso: ~62,781 (the ~ means approximate. Any of these character's number was probably rising as I typed)
K-2SO: ~37,673 (Hey look! A palindrome!)
Cassian Andor: ~20,387
Chirrut Îmwe: ~14,184
Baze Malbus: ~8020
Orson Krennic: ~6898
Galen Erso: ~6094
Bodhi Rook: ~5533
Lyra Erso: ~443

WHY IS BODHI SO UNPOPULAR IN THE FANDOM?!?!?! Seriously, does the fandom not appreciate the cinnamon roll whose death was the least dramatic right next to Krennic's (yes, I'm triggered about how Bodhi's death was not very dramatic)??

Also, poor Lyra. Way at the bottom with a triple digit.

That's it. Enjoy this chapter and I'm sorry if I make you say something you would never say.

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Kanan Jarrus: Hey Ezra what's today question mark

Ezra Bridger: It's another day that will be corrupted by this chat

r5ftcliffird: true

Ezra Bridger: Oh Tatooine, it's another reader's chat

da_bunny_lover: Indeed it is and we are going to corrupt you

Althea_Lovegood: We will corrupt this chat!

MattoryReyloshipper: WE SHALL TAKE IT OVER

AriStoat_SK: WE SHALL SHIP EVERYONE

princessabiallarde: AND WE SHALL MAKE OURSELVES MARRY CASSIAN

-Magnolia-Kitten-: YASS

Frost_Hawk: MWAHAHAHAHA wait what

Cassian Andorrook: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WHEN WILL I STOP BEING SHIPPED WITH A BUNCH OF RANDOM PEOPLE?!?

Jyn Eros: Jeez, someone's grumpy

Galen Erso: Indeed

Bodhi Andorrook: So what shall we do?

r5ftclifford: We should ship people

Althea_Lovegood: Duh

AriStoat_SK: Like Galennic or Tarkrennic!

Wilhuff Tarkin: YASS

da_bunny_lover: OR JASSIAN

MattoryReyloshipper: OR REYLO

Kylo Ren: Wut

princessabiallarde: #PrincessCassianForever

K-2SO: #ISecondThat

-Magnolia-Kitten-: #CassiKittenIsLife!

Steel McKrawny: #IShip

Agent Kallus: #UGuysAreWeird

K-2SO: #ItsAHobbyCalledShipping

Steel McKrawny: #GetWithTheTimesKally

Agent Kallus: #IAmWithTheTimes #DontCallMeKally

Frost_Hawk: Hey it's Agent Kallus!

Orson Krennic: More like Agent Annoying Callous.

Agent Kallus: I HAVENT DONE ANYTHING YET

Orson Krennic: Doesn't matter.

Ahsoka Tano: I love food

Chirrut Îmwe: Nobody cares

AriStoat_SK: WHAAAAA FOOD IS LIFE CHIRRUT

Baze Malbus: YEAH CHIRRUT

da_bunny_lover: FOOD IS EVERYTHING

Frost_Hawk: How can you say that, Chirrut?!

Everyone else: YEAH CHIRRUT

Chirrut Îmwe: ...

Cassian Andorrook: Well this chat couldn't get any weirder

da_bunny_lover: Actually It could on so many levels

Jyn Eros: Yeah, please don't make it any weirder

AriStoat_SK: WHYYYYYY

MattoryReyloshipper: WE MUST MAKE THIS CHAT WEIRDER

-Magnolia-Kitten-: WE MUST CORRUPT THIS CHAT

Althea_Lovegood: CORRUPTION MUST HAPPEN

r5ftclifford: That is the reader's job

princessabiallarde: GUYS I FOUND DERP'S MAGIC SHIP GENERATOR

Althea_Lovegood: Oh! Activate it!

princessabiallarde: Okay

Derp's Ship Generator: Results from Baze's shipping game are in.

AriStoat_SK: IT BETTER BE A GAY SHIP

da_bunny_lover: JASSIAN

MattoryReyloshipper: JASSIAN

-Magnolia-Kitten-: I WILL NOT REST UNTIL JASSIAN BECOMES A BOOK CANON SHIP

Frost_Hawk: GALENNIC

r5ftclifford: YES

Frost_Hawk: OR KALLIZEB

Bodhi Andorrook: PILOT²

Althea_Lovegood: JASSIAN

princessabiallarde: PRINCESSCASSIAN

-Magnolia-Kitten-: In that case CASSIKITTEN

Derp's Ship Generator: Sorry, but the answer will only be revealed at the end of this chat

r5ftclifford: WHAT

Frost_Hawk: WHY

AriStoat_SK: HOW

MattoryReyloshipper: NOOO

da_bunny_lover: Guys! We should end the chapter so we can find out who is shipped!

r5ftclifford: COMMENCE END CHAPTER

princessabiallarde: COMMENCE END CHAPTER

-Magnolia-Kitten-: END CHAPTER

AriStoat_SK: END THE CHAPTER

Frost_Hawk: END IT

MattoryReyloshipper: END IT

Cassian Andor: U guys do know that if you keep talking the chapter never ends

Althea_Lovegood: Then we shall stop talking

da_bunny_lover: #PlzBJassian

[some time later]

Derp's Ship Generator: And the winner for Baze's Shipping Game is...

Derp's Ship Generator: ORSON KRENNIC X GOVERNOR PRYCE

Everyone: WHAT

Governor Pryce: DAFREEK

Orson Krennic: You have GOT to be kriffing me...
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Yes, that was the result of the shipping game. However there were lots of fun ships and so here's a list of what everyone voted and what the result was:

Rebellxr: (3 & 7) Bodhi Rook X Eren Jaëger

Althea_Lovegood: (10 & 12) Jyn Erso X Saw Gererra

MattoryReyloshipper: (16 & 20) Armitage Hux X Steela Gererra

da_bunny_lover: (17 & 23) Orson Krennic X Agent Kallus

Princessabiallarde: (2 & 22) Ezra Bridger X Governor Pryce

Fantasyfandomical: (14 & 17) Cassian Andor X Orson Krennic

Cassians_girl: (15 & 22) Kanan Jarrus X Governor Pryce

Again, sorry if I made you say something out of character and please review!

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