Baze's Shipping Game part 1
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Orson Krennic: Hey Wilhuff, I want to talk to you about something.
Wilhuff Tarkin: Be respectful, Director!
Orson Krennic: If we're going to be lovers, I should be able to call you by your first name without you freaking out.
Wilhuff Tarkin: OMG RU SERIOUS
Orson Krennic: Um... please specify what I'm being serious about?
Wilhuff Tarkin: U LOVE ME?!?!?!
Wilhuff Tarkin: TONIGHT I AM VICTORIOUS
CHAMPAGNE POURING OVER US
EVERYTHING IS GLORIOUS
TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS
Orson Krennic; *facepalm* It's not even night.
Wilhuff Tarkin: My touch is black and poisonous
And nothin like my punch-drunk kiss
Orson Krennic: I thought you hated punch.
Wilhuff Tarkin: I know you need it, do you feel it?
Drink the water, drink the wine
Orson Krennic: Welp, if you're going to continue to sing, I guess I'll go ask Thrawn out.
Wilhuff Tarkin: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT DON'T GO
Wilhuff Tarkin: What do you want?
Orson Krennic: I want a promotion.
Orson Krennic: Do this and I'll love you forever.
Wilhuff Tarkin: Oh, that's it?
Orson Krennic: Yes.
Governor Pryce: Director, you haven't done anything. You don't deserve a promotion.
Darth Vader: Agreed
Palpy: Tru
Orson Krennic: Well Tarkin? Will you promote me?
Wilhuff Tarkin: Can't we just do the love part without getting promotions involved
Jyn Erso: And Papa says...
Orson is mine fite me: I WILL PROMOTE YOU ORSON!!! I WILL TRAMPLE TARKIN AND VADER AND PALPY AND MAKE YOU EMPEROR KRENNIC OF THE DEATH STAR AND EMPIRE!!!!!
Orson Krennic: You're too sweet, Galen.
Orson is mine fite me: ^.^
Orson Krennic: But you're going to have to work hard for that.
Orson is mine fite me: That's easy. Work is my middle name
Cassian Andor: Actually ur middle name is Walton
Orson is mine fite me: Force dammit Andor
Chirrut Îmwe: Why do I bother?
K-2SO: My influence is wearing off on the Captain :)
Cassian Andor: AAAAUUUGGGHHHH *finds noose*
Sharky Rook: NOOOOOO!!! CASSIAN!!
Cassian Andor: *hangs K2* GO RETHINK YOUR LIFE
K-2SO: How humiliating...
Orson Krennic: Lol
Baze Malbus: Let's find out which two people should be shipped with. I've wrote everyone's name on a numbered paper. Everyone text me two numbers and whichever number appears the most, that's the ship we shall create in this story.
Orson Krennic: I hope aspirations is one of choices.
[Everyone has texted a number to Baze Malbus]
Saw Gererra: Let's hope we get a good ship
Ezra Bridger: Please don't let it end up with me and someone like Orson's age. That would be pedophilia
Sabine Wren: You're not the only one who's worried about that
Lyra Erso: I hope I'm shipped with Orson. I could trade Galen for him.
Orson is mine fite me: PLZZZZ BE ME
K-2SO: I WOULD LIKE TO BE SHIPPED WITH ORSON
Sharky Rook: CASSIAN
derp_eyes: I WANT JYNNIC
Jyn Erso: Jynnic happened. I think Orson should go be with Thrawn
Thawn: :):):):):)
Wilhuff Tarkin: please let it be me and orson
Darth Vader: if i'm shipped with palpy I will kill everyone
Cassian Andor: I want Jyn
Palpy: Me too
Baze Malbus: THE RESULTS ARE IN!!
Steel McKrawny: AND? What's the result?
TITANS!: Thus anime crossover wants to know the result
Kanan Jarrus: Actually all crossovers are interested in the result
Armitage Hux: Y RU TAKING SO LONG?
Steela Gererra: Suspense
Agent Kallus: TELLL USSSSSS
Baze Malbus: And the winner is...
Kylo Ren: GRANDPA
Baze Malbus: no
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Baze needs some help! Every character that spoke in this chapter is on a number list. Comment or message me two numbers, 1-24. Whichever two numbers are the most common, I will make that a confirmed ship for the majority of the remainder of this book.
Please review!
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