Baze's Shipping Game part 1

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Orson Krennic: Hey Wilhuff, I want to talk to you about something.

Wilhuff Tarkin: Be respectful, Director!

Orson Krennic: If we're going to be lovers, I should be able to call you by your first name without you freaking out.

Wilhuff Tarkin: OMG RU SERIOUS

Orson Krennic: Um... please specify what I'm being serious about?

Wilhuff Tarkin: U LOVE ME?!?!?!

Wilhuff Tarkin: TONIGHT I AM VICTORIOUS

CHAMPAGNE POURING OVER US

EVERYTHING IS GLORIOUS

TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS

Orson Krennic; *facepalm* It's not even night.

Wilhuff Tarkin: My touch is black and poisonous

And nothin like my punch-drunk kiss

Orson Krennic: I thought you hated punch.

Wilhuff Tarkin: I know you need it, do you feel it?

Drink the water, drink the wine

Orson Krennic: Welp, if you're going to continue to sing, I guess I'll go ask Thrawn out.

Wilhuff Tarkin: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT DON'T GO

Wilhuff Tarkin: What do you want?

Orson Krennic: I want a promotion.

Orson Krennic: Do this and I'll love you forever.

Wilhuff Tarkin: Oh, that's it?

Orson Krennic: Yes.

Governor Pryce: Director, you haven't done anything. You don't deserve a promotion.

Darth Vader: Agreed

Palpy: Tru

Orson Krennic: Well Tarkin? Will you promote me?

Wilhuff Tarkin: Can't we just do the love part without getting promotions involved

Jyn Erso: And Papa says...

Orson is mine fite me: I WILL PROMOTE YOU ORSON!!! I WILL TRAMPLE TARKIN AND VADER AND PALPY AND MAKE YOU EMPEROR KRENNIC OF THE DEATH STAR AND EMPIRE!!!!!

Orson Krennic: You're too sweet, Galen.

Orson is mine fite me: ^.^

Orson Krennic: But you're going to have to work hard for that.

Orson is mine fite me: That's easy. Work is my middle name

Cassian Andor: Actually ur middle name is Walton

Orson is mine fite me: Force dammit Andor

Chirrut Îmwe: Why do I bother?

K-2SO: My influence is wearing off on the Captain :)

Cassian Andor: AAAAUUUGGGHHHH *finds noose*

Sharky Rook: NOOOOOO!!! CASSIAN!!

Cassian Andor: *hangs K2* GO RETHINK YOUR LIFE

K-2SO: How humiliating...

Orson Krennic: Lol

Baze Malbus: Let's find out which two people should be shipped with. I've wrote everyone's name on a numbered paper. Everyone text me two numbers and whichever number appears the most, that's the ship we shall create in this story.

Orson Krennic: I hope aspirations is one of choices.

[Everyone has texted a number to Baze Malbus]

Saw Gererra: Let's hope we get a good ship

Ezra Bridger: Please don't let it end up with me and someone like Orson's age. That would be pedophilia

Sabine Wren: You're not the only one who's worried about that

Lyra Erso: I hope I'm shipped with Orson. I could trade Galen for him.

Orson is mine fite me: PLZZZZ BE ME

K-2SO: I WOULD LIKE TO BE SHIPPED WITH ORSON

Sharky Rook: CASSIAN

derp_eyes: I WANT JYNNIC

Jyn Erso: Jynnic happened. I think Orson should go be with Thrawn

Thawn: :):):):):)

Wilhuff Tarkin: please let it be me and orson

Darth Vader: if i'm shipped with palpy I will kill everyone

Cassian Andor: I want Jyn

Palpy: Me too

Baze Malbus: THE RESULTS ARE IN!!

Steel McKrawny: AND? What's the result?

TITANS!: Thus anime crossover wants to know the result

Kanan Jarrus: Actually all crossovers are interested in the result

Armitage Hux: Y RU TAKING SO LONG?

Steela Gererra: Suspense

Agent Kallus: TELLL USSSSSS

Baze Malbus: And the winner is...

Kylo Ren: GRANDPA

Baze Malbus: no
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Baze needs some help! Every character that spoke in this chapter is on a number list. Comment or message me two numbers, 1-24. Whichever two numbers are the most common, I will make that a confirmed ship for the majority of the remainder of this book.

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