Jiang Wen's birthday is actually on January 5th but I don't feel like waiting for a year.

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Chirrut Îmwe: Happy Birthday Baze! 🎉

Baze Îmwe: OMG Chirrut ur the best! Thank you!

Jyn Erso: Happy birthday!

Baze Îmwe: Thx Jyn :)

Cassian Andor: Yeah happy birthday!

Bodhi Rook: Happy birthday!

K-2SO: Happy birthday! What have u done that matters? Happy birthday ur starting to get fatter! Happy birthday it's downhill from now on! Try not to remind urself ur best days r all gone!

[Baze Îmwe has kicked K-2SO from the group chat]

Orson Krennic: Happy birthday, Baze!

Baze Îmwe: Thank you!

Jyn Erso: So! How old are you turning this year?

Chirrut Îmwe: Who cares? When you reach 40 you stop caring because you start feeling old.

Orson Krennic: ^^

Baze Îmwe: I'm 54

Jyn Erso: HOLEY BONTHAS UR AS OLD AS MY DAD

Gaylen: Actually I'm 56 and I find that insulting

Baze Îmwe: It's not that bad tbh

Chirrut Îmwe: Baze! I got you a present!

Baze Îmwe: Really?

Chirrut Îmwe: It should be in your room!

Cassian Andor: I hope you didn't give him something retarded

Orson Krennic: What the actual Death Star Andor?

Jyn Erso: O_O

Bodhi Rook: I feel like K2 is wearing off on him too much

Bodhi Rook: WE MUST MAKE PILOT² TO BALANCE CASSIAN'S BRAIN OUT!!

Jyn Erso: NO WE MUST MAKE JASSIAN

Chirrut Îmwe: SCREW JASSIAN AND PILOT SQUARED!! ITS SPIRITASSASSIN TIME!!

Baze Îmwe: OMGOMGOMGOMG ITS A STUFFED WHALE THANK YOU CHIRRUT YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!

Cassian Andor: A stuffed whale?

Jyn Erso: Yay!

Bodhi Rook: Send a pic

Orson Krennic: Cool?

Chirrut Îmwe: Awe I'm glad you like it!

Baze Îmwe:

Jyn Erso: *melts* SOO CUUUTTEEE

Orson Krennic: Okay that is really cute.

Cassian Andor: That's so Andorable!

Cassian Andor: Oh for crying out loud stupid keyboard

Bodhi Rook: *dies from cuteness overload*

Chirrut Îmwe: I can feel your happiness through the Force Baze

Baze Îmwe: 😊🐳

Orson Krennic: Hey, when did your obsession with whales start anyway Baze?

Baze Îmwe: That will be answered in another fic that Derp is releasing at some point

Jyn Erso: Am I in it?

Baze Îmwe: No. But Chirrut is

Chirrut Îmwe: :):):)

Jyn Erso: Dang

Orson Krennic: How do you know who's in it?

Baze Îmwe: Magic

Cassian Andor: That clears up a lot

Bodhi Rook: So when are you two going to get married?

Jyn Erso: Are we sure they're not already married? They have the and last name

Bodhi Rook: Well you have had the same last name as Cassian every now and then

Jyn Erso: I have?

Bodhi Rook: Yes

Jyn Erso: JASSIAN COMPLETE

Orson Krennic: Except Derp drew this:

Baze Îmwe: OO OO I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE!!

Jyn Erso: ...

Bodhi Rook: What reference?

Baze Îmwe: Tokyo Ghoul: The Anime

Baze Îmwe:

Cassian Andor: Derp whyyyyy

Orson Krennic: Well besides for that depressing picture, when are you going to get married?

Baze Îmwe: Some day we shall get married

Chirrut Îmwe: How about tomorrow?

Baze Îmwe: Maybe :)

Chirrut Îmwe: :):):):):)

Orson Krennic: I shall ask Derp about it!

Chirrut Îmwe: We can invite all the readers to witness it!

Baze Îmwe: And Bodhi can be best man because he is the best

Bodhi Rook: ☺️

Chirrut Îmwe: And Jyn will be best woman!

Jyn Erso: Well its not like I have a choice. We are seriously lacking girls in Star Wars

Cassian Andor: Do I get to do anything?

Orson Krennic: You can cheer with me.

Baze Îmwe: The readers could be the flower girls/boys/people!

Orson Krennic: I'll bet they're all screaming right now.

Chirrut Îmwe: Krennic tore a good baker right?

Orson Krennic: Give or take, but I'm not as good as Lyra.

Chirrut Îmwe: We shall have you and Lyra bake a cake!

Gaylen: Ooh cake!

Jyn Erso: So what about any other readers or rogues?

Baze Îmwe: Well they can all spectate

Bodhi Rook: SO EXCITINGgGG

Chirrut Îmwe: Yep!

Baze Îmwe: Best wedding planning day ever!

Baze Îmwe: Oh and Orson, make sure it has a whale on the cake

Orson Krennic: Why not just reuse your birthday cake?

Baze Îmwe: ???

Orson Krennic: Its my present. It's in the kitchen.

Baze Îmwe: HOLY BONTHAS ITS A WHALE SHAPED CAKE!!

Orson Krennic: 👊

Lyra Erso: 👊

Baze Îmwe: YOU ARE THE BEST FRIENDS EVER!!!

Jyn Erso: Glad you think so!

Cassian Andor: Hey what does Kaytu get to do

Baze Îmwe: He can be the caterer

Cassian Andor: So that leaves me with...

Chirrut Îmwe: Nothing

Cassian Andor:

Baze Îmwe: Kidding. You can help me find something that might look good since you seem to have a fashion sense.

Cassian Andor: ... kk

K-2SO: CASSIAN HAS BEEN REDUCED FROM CAPTAIN TO FASHION SUPERVISOR!!

Cassian Andor: Kay how did you get back in

K-2SO: Magic

Chirrut Îmwe: I let him back in. You did not know about it

Orson Krennic: He's here to annoy you

Cassian Andor: I hate you all

Jyn Erso: Even me?

Jyn Erso: NO JASSIAN FOR YOU

Cassian Andor: WHAT WAIT WHAT NO WHY

Jyn Erso: Because today is spiritassassin

Baze Îmwe: HEAR HEAR 👂

Chirrut Îmwe: 🙌👏

Baze Îmwe: Let's go plan that wedding!

Chirrut Îmwe: Good idea!!

Orson Krennic: I will tell Derp

Bodhi Rook: IM SO EXCITED!!

Cassian Andor: I'm not

K-2SO: Be optimistic you pessimist

Jyn Erso: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lyra Erso: IT'S BAKING TIME!!

Gaylen: 🎷 TOOT

Everyone: Galen what the heck

Gaylen: I felt random
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Yeah... I'm going to write the SpiritAssassin wedding. Because why not?

Please review!