Baze and Chirrut's Wedding

Okay I really suck for uploading this after making you guys wait so long. I am terribly sorry.

Fun fact about Rogue TXT: These three photos were included in the first 10 chapters of this book and then deleted before publishing because I could never remember the names of the characters (at the time this book came out Rogue One has still not been released).

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Chirrut Îmwe > Baze Îmwe

Chirrut Îmwe: Baze ru still freeing the whales?

Baze Îmwe: Yeah, pretty much

Chirrut Îmwe: Should we hold off the wedding then till you come back?

Baze Îmwe: Nah, we'll do it over text do that the readers can be part of it too. You know, international issues can be annoying

Chirrut Îmwe: Alright then. I will add the others

[Chirrut Îmwe has joined group chat "FORCE DAMMIT ORSON DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN DO NOT USE MY NAME IN VAIN!!]

[Chirrut Îmwe has changed the group chat name to 'Chirrut and Baze's wedding]

AriStoat_SK : YASSSSS

r5ftclifford : WOO

leiaorgana9 : HOORAY

-Magnolia-Kitten- : YASSS

frostdrea : I ship!

MattoryReyloshipper : SPIRITASSASSIN

Rey_Stark : YAY

hazeIIvsque : AWESOME!! A/N: I just realized you have II, not lower case LL in your name 😳

korvescence_9 : Yessssss

MysteriousAdventures : WOOT

da_bunny_lover : FINALLY

TFF4Life : Woo!

AriStoat_SK: IM A FLOWER GIRL!!

Cassian Andor: Did you just claim a position for yourself?

AriStoat_SK: Yes

Chirrut Îmwe: actually everyone gets to be a flower girl

MattoryReyloshipper: YAY!!

Chirrut Îmwe: Except r5

r5ftclifford: WHY

Chirrut Îmwe: Because you get to sit on Krennic's lap since we ran out of seats

r5ftclifford: OMG OMG OMG OMG

Orson Krennic: SERIOUSLY!???

da_bunny_lover: Violets are blue
Roses are prickly
Well I'm dead
That escalated quickly

Jyn Erso: Waayayy to quick

Cassian Andor: Guys did hear Felicity Jones is engaged?

Bodhi Rook: Who's Felicity Jones?

Cassian Andor:

Chirrut Îmwe: THIS IS NOT RELEVANT TO THE TOPIC ANDOR

leiaorgana9d: HAH

-Magnolia-Kitten-: Cassian are you engaged to someone yet?

Cassian Andor: No

-Magnolia-Kitten-: WILL YOU MARRY ME!??

Bodhi Rook: FITE ME MAGNOLIA KITTEN

Cassian Andor: I will think about it

Rey_Stark: TITAAAANNNSSS

hazeIIvsque: Oh no. You have been corrupted by the Titans!

Eren Jaëger: No. Rey stark has been BLESSED!!

derp_eyes: GUYS GET BACK ON TRACK SO THIS CHAPTER DOESNT END UP BEING 3000 WORDS LONG!!!

Chirrut Îmwe: Okay! Okay! Jyn give the flower girls the flowers

Jyn Erso: What if there is a boy in the group?

Chirrut Îmwe: Well then give the flower boys some flower too

Jyn Erso: WHAT IF SOMEONE IS ALLERGIC TO THE FLOWERS!????

frostdrea: ...

Galen Erso: OMF JYN *grabs flowers and divvies them up between the readers*

All the readers: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!!!!

Chirrut Îmwe: I like this group already.

korvescence_9: So should we start sprinkling the flowers around now?

Ezra Bridger: Wait don't you dump the flowers on the newlyweds heads?

MysteriousAdventures: OH MY GOSH EZRA!!! NO THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU DO!!

MattoryReyloshipper: Guys we should have SpiritAssassin wedding and then Jassian wedding and then Reylo wedding

Bodhi Rook: Absolutely not! It's pilot² all the way!

-Magnolua-Kitten-: We should have my wedding with Cassibae!

r5ftclifford: NO WE SHOULD HAVE MY MARRIAGE WITH KRENNIC

Orson Krennic: *face palm* this is gonna be a long chapter

da_bunny_lover: JASSSSSIIIIIAAANNNNNN

Lyra Erso: EVERYBODY!! GROW UP AND SUPPORT CHIRRUT AND BAZE!! WE'LL WORRY ABOUT OTHER WEDDINGS LATER!!

Tff4Life: (Kalluzeb wedding)

Lyra Erso: Don't. Make. Me. Kick. Anyone.

K-2SO: Someone's triggered.

K-2SO: Must be from all the baking

Baze Îmwe: Let's get started!

Bodhi Rook: I'm best man!

Chirrut Îmwe: *walks down the aisle*

K-2SO: *watches as Chirrut crashes into something*

[Chirrut Îmwe has kicked K-2SO from the group chat]

AriStoat_SK: NOOOOOOO

da_bunny_lover: NO MY SPIRIT ANIMAL!!!

frostdrea: wut

MysteriousAdventures: lol

hazeIIvsque: Hey when do we get to throw flowers around?

Orson Krennic: How about now?

Orson Krennic: r5 my leg is falling asleep...

r5ftclifford: Sorry baby

frostdrea: *sprinkles flowers*

leiaorgana9: *throws flowers across the red carpet*

Rey_Stark: *dumps pail on carpet*

MattoryReyloshipper: *chucks flowers everywhere*

-Magnolia-Kitten-: *slam dunks pail and makes a large heap of flowers*

AriStoat_SK: *drops flowers on Chirrut's head*

da_bunny_lower: *coats everything with flowers*

Jyn Erso: How many flowers did they get?

korvescence_9: *throws pail into the air and let's the flowers and pail fall naturally*

MysteriousAdventures: *makes flower firecrackers and sets them off*

TFF4Life: *shovels pailful of flowers onto carpet*

hazeIIvsque: *shoots flower cannon*

Rey_Stark: *drops water squirting flowers*

r5ftclifford: *rakes up all the flowers and piles them into a giant heap*

Jyn Erso: *leaps onto the flower pile*

Chirrut Îmwe: Um... can we get onto the ceremony?

Baze Îmwe: *walks down the carpet*

Everyone: YEEEEE

Bodhi Rook: Okay... Um... I guess I should start.

Bodhi Rook: Today dawns a special day, and gathered here are we,
In honor and support of Baze Malbus and Chirrut Îmwe.

Meeting soon after birth, these two;
They have reminded close friends.
Their trust in one another never wavering
Through thick, thin, and the dead ends.

A half a century later
With time sorting out the unstable,
Their bond has grown thousands of times stronger
To the point where it's unbreakable.

They watched the good, they watched the bad
They saw it all together.
And now they have decided to become
One with the Force and each other.

AriStoat_SK: HOLEY JEANS

r5ftclifford: THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Bodhi Rook: Chirrut Îmwe, do you swear in the name of the Force
To remain at Baze Malbus's side through life's rocky course?

Chirrut Îmwe: I swear in the name of the Force
To remain at Baze Malbus's side through life's rocky course

hazeIIvsque: I AM SCREAMING

Bodhi Rook: Baze Malbus, do you swear in the name of the Force
To remain at Chirrut Îmwe's side through life's rocky course?

Baze Malbus: Yep

Chirrut Îmwe: BAZE!!

Baze Malbus: Haha

Baze Malbus: I swear in the name of the Force
To remain at Chirrut Îmwe's side through life's rocky course

MysteriousAdventures: This is amazing

Bodhi Rook: Great! Now kiss!

Lyra Erso: Seriously? There's no more?

Bodhi Rook: Blame derp for not knowing how to write wedding vows

Chirrut Îmwe: *kisses Baze*

Baze Îmwe: *kisses Chirrut*

Everyone: YAYAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Bodhi Rook: Oh yeah, and say 'I love you.' And 'I do' because I forgot to make you do that

Chirrut Îmwe: I do I love you

Baze Îmwe: I love you I do

frostdrea: This is incredible

Orson Krennic: You know what would make it better?

r5ftclifford: If Galennic happened?

hazeIIvsque: YES!!

AriStoat_SK: GALENNNIICCC

leiaorgana9: Yesss

-Magnolia-Kitten-: Cassian and my wedding?

MattoryReyloshipper: REYLO?!?

korvescence_9: YES!

Rey_Stark: CassRey?

TFF4Life: Tears For Fears playing in the background?

MysteriousAdventures:  FOOD??

da_bunny_lover: JASSSIAN!???

frostdrea: Heihei screaming?!

Orson Krennic: ...

Orson Krennic: I was going to say everybody jump in the pile of flowers, but I suppose all those choices are good too.

Everyone: YEAH!!

Chirrut Îmwe: *lunges into the pile*

Everyone else: *does the same*

Jyn Erso: OW!! CASSIAN GET OFF MY HEAD!!

Lyra Erso: Galen... how many bricks did you eat?

Bodhi Rook: Kay... can't... breath...

Orson Krennic: Saw, you're on my foot.

Saw Gererra: WOO!!

K-2SO: How come we have never texted earlier in the book.

derp_eyes: I forgot... oops...

MysteriousAdventures: BEST. WEDDING. EVER!!

All the readers: Yeah!

Chirrut Îmwe: Yep!

Baze Îmwe: It's great!

Bodhi Rook: Mine and Cassian's will be better

Orson Krennic: What kind of grammar is that?

Galen Erso: stewpeed gwanma

Galen Erso: ARMITAGE!! USE YOUR OWN DAMNED PHONE!!!

Lyra Erso: CAKE TIME!!
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