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Galen Erso > Orson Krennic

Galen Erso: Orson

Orson Krennic: What?

Galen Erso: um... well... I have something to tell you...

Orson Krennic: That I shouldn't be with your daughter because I'm old, it's creepy, and technically called pedophillia if we were a few years younger?

Galen Erso: no... something else

Orson Krennic: Okay, shoot.

Galen Erso: You know, you're still my best friend, even after everything we've done to each other

Orson Krennic: So?

Galen Erso: So... I'm really sorry for everything.

Orson Krennic:

Galen Erso: I hope you can forgive me... and maybe we can get back together?

Orson Krennic: Maybe and no.

Orson Krennic: Your daughter is mine.

Galen Erso: You don't want to be with me anymore?

Orson Krennic: Eh.

Galen Erso: I THOUGHT U SAID U HAD A HIGHSCOOL CRUSH ON ME STILL

Orson Krennic: I did?

Orson Krennic: Oh, well I forgot. No Galennic for you. Bye!

Galen Erso: 😰

[Galen Erso has joined group chat 'WTREEK IS GOING ON IN HERE? ITS KRENNYS FAULT! PUNCTUATION!']

Galen Erso: KRENNIC DOESNT LIKE ME ANYMORE

Thawn: What do you mean?

Galen Erso: I tried apologize to him for everything that I've done becuz he cried when I married Lyra and it was not happy tears and I didn't know why u

Galen Erso: Until I found out it was because he had the biggest crush on me

Thawn: Krennic don't like me either so were in the same boat

Wilhuff Tarkin: imma gonna say it. OUR DREAMWORLDS WITH KRENNIC ARE COMING UNDONE

Brendol Hux: Same fam

Wilhuff Takin: Who the heck are you?

Brendol Hux: Plot convenience

Galen Erso: We should make a 'Krennic-Senpai notice us' group

Wilhuff Tarkin: Yeah!

Thawn: Hell yeah!

Brendol Hux: Fam I'm just shipped with him in fanfics

Galen Erso: I can be with Krennic even though I'm married to Lyra, right?

Brendol Hux: I had my baby son with another woman so ur cool fam

Galen Erso: Great!

Thawn: I created the group

[Thawn has added Galen Erso, Wilhuff Tarkin and Brendol Hux to the group chat 'Krennic-Senpai notice me!']

Galen Erso: Good work, Thrawn! Now let's get cracking on ideas

Wilhuff Tarkin: Yeah!

Thawn: YEAH

Brendol Hux: lel fam

Thawn: What's with the fam?

Brendol Hux: ;)
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Lame update because I'm devoting all my energy into the two weekend chapters.

Question: would it be easier to read the texts like

Galen Erso: Stardust, I am calling you and your boyfriend Stardassian

or

Jyn Erso: Papa! Stop using my nickname in front of my friends!

or

Cassian Andor: Stardust was your nickname?! I love it!

Please review!