After the Superbowl
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Cassian Andor: What is life?
Cassian Andor: Hey my name is back!
Cassian Andor: YAYYY
Jyn Erso: Really?
Jyn Erso: Aw man. Now I have my old name
Eren Jaëger: It was probably from when the chat overloaded and broke
Jyn Erso: Tru
Orson Krennic: If you want the other name back why don't you change your name again?
Galen Erso: I like the way you think Orson
Orson Krennic: You have never changed your name unless prompted to for some crossover.
[Galen Erso has changed his name to 'Orson is mine fite me']
derp_eyes: I AM NOT TYPING THAT EVERY TIME YOU SPEAK
Orson is mine fite me: Too bad
[Orson is mine fite me has kicked derp_eyes from the group chat]
Rey: lal
Kylo Ren: Hahahahahahahaha
Jyn Erso: I'm gonna make a ship and confirm it for this book
K-2SO: MAKE PILOT²!!!!!
Jyn Erso: Lol nope
K-2SO: ... :(
[Bodhi Rook has changed his name to Sharky Rook]
Sharky Rook: GUYS WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE SUPERBOWL
Eren Jaëger: What an entrance Bodhi
Eren Jaëger: Also i couldn't care less about it. I didn't watch it at all
Cassian Andor: I watched it
Jyn Erso: I watched it
Baze Malbus: I saw parts of it
Chirrut Îmwe: I didn't watch it
Orson is mine fite me: I watched it with Orson
Lyra Erso: I WAS THERE TOO
Orson Krennic: I didn't care but I watched it anyway
Jyn Erso: Why did you watch it?
Orson Krennic: I watched it for the ads
Cassian Andor: Well about 70% of people just watch it for the ads
Cassian Andor: 😳 oh Snoke k2 is wearing off on me
K-2SO: CASS-2SO CONFIRMED
Eren Jaëger: I thought you wanted pilot²
K-2SO: Any ship with me is better than pilot²
Sharky Rook: were you guys rooting for the Patriots or Falcons
Lyra Erso: I was rooting for Lyren
Cassian Andor: I was rooting for Jassian
Jabba Hutt: ^.^
Cassian Andor: NOT THAT JASSIAN
[Jar Jar Binks has kicked Jabba Hutt from group chat]
Jyn Erso: I was rooting for the Falcons
Sam Wilson: CAW CAW M***********
Eren Jaëger: Go away falcon
[Eren Jaëger has kicked Sam Wilson from the group chat]
Orson Krennic: DID ANYONE SEE THAT KIA SPEEDER-WITH-WHEELS AD?!
Orson Krennic: IT WAS LIT AF
Orson is mine fite me: Not as lit as you were ;)
Jar Jar Binks: Go awaysa Orson did nothing but complaina throughout the whole thinga
Lyra Erso: I second that
Orson Krennic: Why are you guys ganging up against me?
Sharky Rook: Can we go back to the subject?
Eren Jaëger: Are you trying to keep this chat on one consistency subject?
Jyn Erso: Cuz that's never going to work
K-2SO: TFA! Say it
FinnyBoi: Boi
Rey: Lal
Poe Dameron: X-Wing
Kylo Ren: GRANDPA
Barbie Phasma: This is stupid y'all. Who cares about the Super Bowl?
Armirage Hux: dis is from da gurl who fangurl'd when Luke Bryan sang da n'tional anthem
Barbie Phasma: LUKE BRYAN IS HOT
Armitage Hux: wt ru, 5? Ur a little young
Barbie Phasma: Well what are you? Stupid? Because I know u already lost your virginity to Kylo
Kylo Ren: Grandpa?
Barbie Phasma: Lol
Armitage Hux: FKER!!! I HATE U! U WERENT SPPOSSED TO SAY DAT
K-2SO: DAFREEK
Cassian Andor: WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR
Orson Krennic: WOW! I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!!
Brendol Hux: Awwweee my little Armitage is communicating with his friends!
Baze Malbus: I think your kid needs help Brendol
[Chirrut Îmwe has kicked all TFA character from group chat]
Chirrut Îmwe: All seven of them needed help
Sharky Rook: guys you kicked Snoke/Cassian
[Sharky Rook has added Cassian Andor to group chat]
K-2SO: SO! What did you guys eat on Super Bowl day?
Orson Krennic: Have you ever had baked Lays? They're great!
Lyra Erso: I made a veggie platter and some cheese and crackers. Then I also baked a pie, ginger snaps and burritos.
Orson is mine fite me: I bought chips and candy
Jyn Erso: I had Cheetos
Baze Malbus: You nearly took over your room with Cheetos bags. I started to wonder how Cassian fit in your room too?
Cassian Andor: Tru Tru
Cassian Andor: I ate a chili pepper
Sharky Rook: and then your ears exploded and your head looked like this 🔥
Cassian Andor: ... Tru again. So then I ate a bucket of ice cream
Chirrut Îmwe: I ate a cookie
Baze Malbus: I ate ribs
Sharky Rook: I ate a bowl of nuts
K-2SO: I ate a potato
Sharky Rook: You can't eat
K-2SO: :(
Orson Krennic: Let him dream
Eren Jaëger: I ate a Titan
Eren Jaëger: Then I threw it up
Orson Krennic: We didn't need to know that part 2.
Baze Malbus: But it tasted good right?
Eren Jaëger: ... I don't remember I was half conscious when so ate it
Baze Malbus: O.O HOW DO U NOT REMEMBER THE TASTES OF FOOD
Cassian Andor: I watched the Super Bowl for the food
Sharky Rook: Me too!
K-2SO: Me three!
Lyra Erso: I watched the super bowl so I had an excuse to cook that day.
Orson Krennic: Yeah and her cooking was delicious.
Lyra Erso: I wish you were my husband Krennic.
Orson Krennic: srsly?
Orson is mine fite me: I WILL FITE U LYRA BECAUSE-
Lyra Erso: Your username says it all. Well guess what? He makes a better husband than you. At least he notices the efforts I put into making sure WE STAY HEALTHY AND FED!!!
Orson Krennic: Lyra's cooking is amazing.
Cassian Andor: I dub thee Lyrennic!
Orson is mine fite me: TRIGGERED SJDKWJFJENTBRNF
Eren Jaëger: Galen triggered yo
Jyn Erso: We can tell
Sharky Rook: I love this chat
Cassian Andor: I think this place is weird
Sharky Rook: tru
K-2SO: Lal
Rey: B**** DAT MY LINE
Cassian Andor: How ru still here
Rey: *draws triangle on forehead*
Jar Jar Binks: Meesa teach her da ways of the illuminati
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Since I forgot it yesterday, here's the Reader's and Rogues questions that you have to answer if you want to be in the next RnR chapter:
1. Name three other fandom a you're interested in.
2. Favorite chapter from this book? If you can't remember the name, try to describe it (I'll probably know which one you're talking about even if your description is only a few words).
That's all! Please review!
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