A Sprain
This idea comes from Frost_Hawk and since I am not very original, I will be using it today.
I don't own anything
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Orson Krennic: Guys I sprained my ankle.
Baze Îmwe: I sprained my finger recently
Chirrut Îmwe: I sprained my wrist
Cassian Andor: I sprained my back trying to help Bodhi
Bodhi Rook: He was helping me because I sprained my hip
Jyn Erso: And I sprained my neck. Please don't ask how
Galen Erso: She attempted a backflip
Jyn Erso: Dammit Papa
Orson Krennic: Did we all get sprains around the same time??
Chirrut Îmwe: I guess so
K-2SO: Not me. I broke my neck
Orson Krennic: OMG are you okay?
K-2SO: SEE CASSIAN?!?? KRENNIC CARES MORE FOR ME THAN U DO!
Cassian Andor: Ur a droid and it was just a slight neck malfunction. You shouldn't have been doing cartwheels anyway
K-2SO: CARTWHEELS ARE AMAZING
Orson Krennic: I used to be able to do cartwheels. Then I fell on my head when I was 15 and haven't done them since.
Jyn Erso: Dannng
Baze Îmwe: Tragic
Jyn Erso: ^^
Cassian Andor: Well... now what?
Bodhi Rook: I can't move until I'm healed so I guess I'll just text you guys and be annoying
Orson Krennic: I was thinking along the same lines.
Galen Erso: DONT U WANNA HANG EITH ME
Orson Krennic: Where are you?
Galen Erso: I'm on Eadu
Jyn Erso: PAPA!! GET OFF EADU CAUSE YOU MIGHT DIEEEEE
Galen Erso: Sorry, I can't. I'm busy.
Jyn Erso: Tarkin's out of the house and Krennic's here
Galen Erso:
Galen Erso: GALEENNNNIIIICCCCC
Chirrut Îmwe: Nailed it
Cassian Rook: HAH!!
K-2SO: That was hilarious
Eren Jaëger: Hi chat
Jyn Erso: Hi Eren
Eren Jaëger: What's up?
Bodhi Rook: We are all complaining because we sprained ourselves
K-2SO: And I broke my neck
Eren Jaëger: O.O me too! I sprained my shoulder trying to kill a Titan
K-2SO: Owwie
Cassian Andor: Question! Baze, his are you texting with a sprained finger?
Baze Îmwe: Chirrut is texting for me
K-2SO: AWWWWEEEEEEEE
Orson Krennic: Chirrut can't see.
Jyn Erso: Let him dream
Chirrut Îmwe: Wait what?
Baze Îmwe: No I'm kidding. I'm still texting for both of us. Besides it was my third finger anyway
Orson Krennic: This finger? 🖕
Jyn Erso: JEEZUZ ORSON THERE COULD BE KIDS READING THIS!!!
Eren Jaëger: Duuuddeeee
Chirrut Îmwe: What happened
Cassian Andor: WHAT THE DEATH STAR ORSON
Base Îmwe: MFLAKFKAFEWPGHGTJOUW
K-2SO: Jyn, Pretty sure everyone reading this book is old enough to wish they could sleep with one of us seven
Bodhi Rook: Except for you
K-2SO: :(
Orson Krennic: *dies laughing*
Jyn Erso: Daheck Krennic
Orson Krennic: GUYS YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN JYN'S FACE!! IT LOOKED LIKE A POTATO WHEN I SAID THAT
Baze Îmwe: Yoire alive!
Galen Erso: Wait how did you see Jyn's face
Cassian Andor: Did she send you a photo?
Jyn Erso: No! He's in the house with me
Everyone: ...
Galen Erso: TRIGGERED
Cassian Andor: *TRIGGERED*
Bodhi Rook: *TRIGGEREDDDDD!!!!!*
K-2SO: Why are you triggered Bodhi?
Eren Jaëger: Probably because Cassian is triggered
Baze Îmwe: WHALES!!
Baze Îmwe: WHALES EVERYWHERE
Chirrut Îmwe: everyone use the whales name in vain!!
Orson Krennic: Why?
Chirrut Îmwe: Because
Baze Îmwe: CHIRRUT!!!
Eren Jaëger: You guys are so weird
Jyn Erso: You should get your own chat book and stay out of ours?
Eren Jaëger: If derp can add herself in I deserve to be in this chat
K-2SO: OH MY FORCE THIS CHAT IS WHALING STUPID
Chirrut Îmwe: OH MY WHALE DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN
Baze Îmwe: OH MY FORCE DO NOT USE THE WHALE'S NAME IN VAIN
Chirrut Îmwe: BAZE!! DONT USE THE WHALING FORCES NAME IN VAIN!!
Baze Îmwe: WELL DONT USE THE WHALES NAME IN FORCING VAIN!!
Chirrut Îmwe: SHELIWOGOWJFJFKWD
Baze Îmwe: AARRRRRUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
K-2SO: Nailed it
Orson Krennic: HAHAHA!! *dies laughing again*
Bodhi Rook: Guys what the heck
Cassian Andor: JYN IS MINE
Galen Erso: ORSON IS MINE!!!
K-2SO: Let's make some more triggered people
K-2SO: JYN AND ORSON ARE MAKING OUT!!
Cassian Andor: *TRIGGERED ALL OVER AGAIN!!!*
Galen Erso: *TRIGGERED 10X MAXIMUM TRIGGERNESS*
Jyn Erso: Oh boy
Orson Krennic: Jyn lets make out to trigger them farther
Bodhi Rook: *TRIGGERED BECAUSE CASSIAN LIKES JYN*
Eren Jaëger: Hey did anyone notice Cassian's last name change to Rook at the top of this chapter?
Cassian Andor: Wait really?
Bodhi Rook: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Cassian Andor: Oh. Must be a chat glitch
Bodhi Rook: :,(
Bodhi Rook: I hate you
Orson Krennic: Ladidada making out with Jyn is amazing
Jyn Erso: Doop be doo Krennic is a good kisser
Galen Erso: 😡😡😡😭😭😭
K-2SO: I love drama
Eren Jaëger: Me too
Chirrut Îmwe: THERES A TITAN IN THE WHALING CHAT!!
Baze Îmwe: ITS A FORCING TITAN
Eren Jaëger: WHERE
Eren Jaëger: TITANSN!!!!!
Eren Jaëger: *TRIGGERED*
Baze Îmwe: FORCE FORCE!
Chirrut Îmwe: WHALE WHALE WHALE WHALE
Eren Jaëger: I SWEAR TO THE WALL MARIA I WILL KILL ALL THE TITANS
Llyod Garmadon: You shouldn't swear. It is a sign of weak verbal skills.
Eren Jaëger: ***** I WILL ******* SWEAR TO ALL THE ************* WHALES AND FORCES I ******* WANT
[Orson Krennic has kicked Lloyd Garmadon from the group chat]
Orson Krennic: Derp has too many crossovers in this book
Everyone: AGREED
Eren Jaëger: TITANS!!
Lyra Erso: FOR KRIFF'S SAKE, ORSON AND JYN!! STOP LAZING AROUND AND CLEAN THE BATHROOMS!!!
Cassian Andor: ... Don't they have a sprained ankle and sprained neck?
Lyra Erso: Heck no. They just don't want to clean the bathrooms.
Galen Erso: IM HERE!! JYN DO NOT TOUCH MY KRENNIC
Jyn Erso: *touches the Kwennie*
Orson Krennic: I sprained my ankle Cassian! Don't listen to Lyra!
Lyra Erso: I don't want to hear any more excuses. You're a grown man AND older than me yet I have to mother you!?? WHAT WOULD YOUR PARENTS THINK!??
Orson's Father's Ghost: AMEN!
Orson's Mother's Ghost: Cleaning is a waste of time...
Orson Krennic: I'm not really sure...
Galen Erso: Orson! I am here to-
[Lyra Erso has interrupted Galen Erso's text]
Lyra Erso: Galen. Vacuum. Now.
Lyra Erso: CASIAN! BODHI!! BAZE! CHIRRUT! K2! IT'S SPRING CLEANING TIME SO STOP FAKING YOUR SPRAINS AND GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE
Cassian Andor: No!
Bodhi Rook: Make me!
Baze and Chirrut Îmwe: WE FORCING HATE WHALING SPRING CLEANING!!!
Lyra Erso: Baze gets to mop. Cassian, clean the gutters. Bodhi, I want you to go through the food and throw out anything that's expired, Chirrut... dust the house.
Lyra Erso: Oh and Jaëger, do the laundry.
Levi Ackerman: That's my girl! Keeping the place clean until the end of time!
Lyra Erso: :)
Levi Ackerman: UP-UP BUTTERCUPS!! LETS GET CLEANING!!
Rogue 7, Galen and Eren: NOOOOOO
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