A Sprain

This idea comes from Frost_Hawk and since I am not very original, I will be using it today.

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Orson Krennic: Guys I sprained my ankle.

Baze Îmwe: I sprained my finger recently

Chirrut Îmwe: I sprained my wrist

Cassian Andor: I sprained my back trying to help Bodhi

Bodhi Rook: He was helping me because I sprained my hip

Jyn Erso: And I sprained my neck. Please don't ask how

Galen Erso: She attempted a backflip

Jyn Erso: Dammit Papa

Orson Krennic: Did we all get sprains around the same time??

Chirrut Îmwe: I guess so

K-2SO: Not me. I broke my neck

Orson Krennic: OMG are you okay?

K-2SO: SEE CASSIAN?!?? KRENNIC CARES MORE FOR ME THAN U DO!

Cassian Andor: Ur a droid and it was just a slight neck malfunction. You shouldn't have been doing cartwheels anyway

K-2SO: CARTWHEELS ARE AMAZING

Orson Krennic: I used to be able to do cartwheels. Then I fell on my head when I was 15 and haven't done them since.

Jyn Erso: Dannng

Baze Îmwe: Tragic

Jyn Erso: ^^

Cassian Andor: Well... now what?

Bodhi Rook: I can't move until I'm healed so I guess I'll just text you guys and be annoying

Orson Krennic: I was thinking along the same lines.

Galen Erso: DONT U WANNA HANG EITH ME

Orson Krennic: Where are you?

Galen Erso: I'm on Eadu

Jyn Erso: PAPA!! GET OFF EADU CAUSE YOU MIGHT DIEEEEE

Galen Erso: Sorry, I can't. I'm busy.

Jyn Erso: Tarkin's out of the house and Krennic's here

Galen Erso:

Galen Erso: GALEENNNNIIIICCCCC

Chirrut Îmwe: Nailed it

Cassian Rook: HAH!!

K-2SO: That was hilarious

Eren Jaëger: Hi chat

Jyn Erso: Hi Eren

Eren Jaëger: What's up?

Bodhi Rook: We are all complaining because we sprained ourselves

K-2SO: And I broke my neck

Eren Jaëger: O.O me too! I sprained my shoulder trying to kill a Titan

K-2SO: Owwie

Cassian Andor: Question! Baze, his are you texting with a sprained finger?

Baze Îmwe: Chirrut is texting for me

K-2SO: AWWWWEEEEEEEE

Orson Krennic: Chirrut can't see.

Jyn Erso: Let him dream

Chirrut Îmwe: Wait what?

Baze Îmwe: No I'm kidding. I'm still texting for both of us. Besides it was my third finger anyway

Orson Krennic: This finger? 🖕

Jyn Erso: JEEZUZ ORSON THERE COULD BE KIDS READING THIS!!!

Eren Jaëger: Duuuddeeee

Chirrut Îmwe: What happened

Cassian Andor: WHAT THE DEATH STAR ORSON

Base Îmwe: MFLAKFKAFEWPGHGTJOUW

K-2SO: Jyn, Pretty sure everyone reading this book is old enough to wish they could sleep with one of us seven

Bodhi Rook: Except for you

K-2SO: :(

Orson Krennic: *dies laughing*

Jyn Erso: Daheck Krennic

Orson Krennic: GUYS YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN JYN'S FACE!! IT LOOKED LIKE A POTATO WHEN I SAID THAT

Baze Îmwe: Yoire alive!

Galen Erso: Wait how did you see Jyn's face

Cassian Andor: Did she send you a photo?

Jyn Erso: No! He's in the house with me

Everyone: ...

Galen Erso: TRIGGERED

Cassian Andor: *TRIGGERED*

Bodhi Rook: *TRIGGEREDDDDD!!!!!*

K-2SO: Why are you triggered Bodhi?

Eren Jaëger: Probably because Cassian is triggered

Baze Îmwe: WHALES!!

Baze Îmwe: WHALES EVERYWHERE

Chirrut Îmwe: everyone use the whales name in vain!!

Orson Krennic: Why?

Chirrut Îmwe: Because

Baze Îmwe: CHIRRUT!!!

Eren Jaëger: You guys are so weird

Jyn Erso: You should get your own chat book and stay out of ours?

Eren Jaëger: If derp can add herself in I deserve to be in this chat

K-2SO: OH MY FORCE THIS CHAT IS WHALING STUPID

Chirrut Îmwe: OH MY WHALE DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN

Baze Îmwe: OH MY FORCE DO NOT USE THE WHALE'S NAME IN VAIN

Chirrut Îmwe: BAZE!! DONT USE THE WHALING FORCES NAME IN VAIN!!

Baze Îmwe: WELL DONT USE THE WHALES NAME IN FORCING VAIN!!

Chirrut Îmwe: SHELIWOGOWJFJFKWD

Baze Îmwe: AARRRRRUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

K-2SO: Nailed it

Orson Krennic: HAHAHA!! *dies laughing again*

Bodhi Rook: Guys what the heck

Cassian Andor: JYN IS MINE

Galen Erso: ORSON IS MINE!!!

K-2SO: Let's make some more triggered people

K-2SO: JYN AND ORSON ARE MAKING OUT!!

Cassian Andor: *TRIGGERED ALL OVER AGAIN!!!*

Galen Erso: *TRIGGERED 10X MAXIMUM TRIGGERNESS*

Jyn Erso: Oh boy

Orson Krennic: Jyn lets make out to trigger them farther

Bodhi Rook: *TRIGGERED BECAUSE CASSIAN LIKES JYN*

Eren Jaëger: Hey did anyone notice Cassian's last name change to Rook at the top of this chapter?

Cassian Andor: Wait really?

Bodhi Rook: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Cassian Andor: Oh. Must be a chat glitch

Bodhi Rook: :,(

Bodhi Rook: I hate you

Orson Krennic: Ladidada making out with Jyn is amazing

Jyn Erso: Doop be doo Krennic is a good kisser

Galen Erso: 😡😡😡😭😭😭

K-2SO: I love drama

Eren Jaëger: Me too

Chirrut Îmwe: THERES A TITAN IN THE WHALING CHAT!!

Baze Îmwe: ITS A FORCING TITAN

Eren Jaëger: WHERE

Eren Jaëger: TITANSN!!!!!

Eren Jaëger: *TRIGGERED*

Baze Îmwe: FORCE FORCE!

Chirrut Îmwe: WHALE WHALE WHALE WHALE

Eren Jaëger: I SWEAR TO THE WALL MARIA I WILL KILL ALL THE TITANS

Llyod Garmadon: You shouldn't swear. It is a sign of weak verbal skills.

Eren Jaëger: ***** I WILL ******* SWEAR TO ALL THE ************* WHALES AND FORCES I ******* WANT

[Orson Krennic has kicked Lloyd Garmadon from the group chat]

Orson Krennic: Derp has too many crossovers in this book

Everyone: AGREED

Eren Jaëger: TITANS!!

Lyra Erso: FOR KRIFF'S SAKE, ORSON AND JYN!! STOP LAZING AROUND AND CLEAN THE BATHROOMS!!!

Cassian Andor: ... Don't they have a sprained ankle and sprained neck?

Lyra Erso: Heck no. They just don't want to clean the bathrooms.

Galen Erso: IM HERE!! JYN DO NOT TOUCH MY KRENNIC

Jyn Erso: *touches the Kwennie*

Orson Krennic: I sprained my ankle Cassian! Don't listen to Lyra!

Lyra Erso: I don't want to hear any more excuses. You're a grown man AND older than me yet I have to mother you!?? WHAT WOULD YOUR PARENTS THINK!??

Orson's Father's Ghost: AMEN!

Orson's Mother's Ghost: Cleaning is a waste of time...

Orson Krennic: I'm not really sure...

Galen Erso: Orson! I am here to-

[Lyra Erso has interrupted Galen Erso's text]

Lyra Erso: Galen. Vacuum. Now.

Lyra Erso: CASIAN! BODHI!! BAZE! CHIRRUT! K2! IT'S SPRING CLEANING TIME SO STOP FAKING YOUR SPRAINS AND GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE

Cassian Andor: No!

Bodhi Rook: Make me!

Baze and Chirrut Îmwe: WE FORCING HATE WHALING SPRING CLEANING!!!

Lyra Erso: Baze gets to mop. Cassian, clean the gutters. Bodhi, I want you to go through the food and throw out anything that's expired, Chirrut... dust the house.

Lyra Erso: Oh and Jaëger, do the laundry.

Levi Ackerman: That's my girl! Keeping the place clean until the end of time!

Lyra Erso: :)

Levi Ackerman: UP-UP BUTTERCUPS!! LETS GET CLEANING!!

Rogue 7, Galen and Eren: NOOOOOO
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