Hey y'all! This book is now marked Mature because I have a tendency to pull hilarious things from very inappropriate sides of my brain! Just a warning!
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K-2SO: omg Cassian is such a bitch all he ever does is whine about his past and he's a big jerk to his friends which is why he has no friends and I can't believe I'm stuck with such an idiot like him.

Random Person: I know right

K-2SO: *pulls out blaster* BITCH WHAT U SAY ABOUT MY LITTLE LATINO BEAN!!???