Jyn: *crying*

Cassian: What's wrong?

Jyn: My boyfriend Kaytu and I want to marry each other but we don't want a flouncy wedding like my parents do

Jyn: So we were going to run away and marry but my parents caught us...

Jyn: And now they're forcing us to have a large banquet wedding

Cassian: I'm sorry :(

Cassian: Here, I have some fruit. Eating fruit always makes me feel better

Jyn: Okay. What is it?

Cassian: CANTALOUPE

Jyn: AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH *dies*
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Credit to Pearls Before Swine creator Stephen Pastis

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