3:58 PM

So earlier today for a moment ago, I just came back from the sex shop to buy a new lingerie.

And yes, it's black. What?

But when I came into my bedroom, somebody might of open my closet full of my secret sex toys, and stole my wolfie dick, too!

Although, I THOUGHT I had my closet locked up before I head out.

¿Qué carajo, hombre?

¿Qué carajo?...