I can't believe I just said that. I mean I don't judge, Keith. You do you, but I need you to help me with something.

Keith: *zipping his jeans* Hmm...

It's Greg's f*cking birthday and we have to celebrate. conceptalbumhorsie and Carl and Ann are going to be at the party.

Keith: *mumbles* But he's going to fuck you senseless anyways.

*bitch slaps Keith* I heard that, and let me get you some ice.

Anywho, I just wanted to say Happy Birthday to my husband this fine day. Peace and love and lots of hugs. 💚Quietly jamming to Take A Pebble Geez💜

My love.

💙TTFN💙