I couldn't resist X'D

WARNING: Sexual Themes

Saitama was on his way up the stairs to his apartment with a bag of groceries when he heard strange noises coming from inside.

"Mmm, Genos...right there!"

"A-are you sure....?"

"Yes! Just keep going...."

Saitama's natural instinct ignored the sounds and he continued putting in his keys in the slot. Then, an ungodly scream erupted from the walls of his house.

"A-ah! GEnos!"

"S-shit, sorry, am I going too fast?"

"Mmmm...."

Saitama wanted to slap himself for recognizing those moans all too well. He shouldn't even have knowledge of what his best friend's moans are.

He heard a rough grunt from Genos. "I'm getting close..."

"H-here, I'll do this so you can move better," You said through shaky breaths. "G-genos! Ah, you're gonna make me..."

"Ohh...you're right, this was so much better..." Genos trailed off.

Little moans and gasps escaped your lips. "O-oh my god, Genos....I can't...."

"Come on, you can do this....just hold out a little longer..."

"I-I don't think I can-aah!"

"W-what's wrong?" Genos asked with concern.

"N-nothing, my thigh keeps cramping up...."

"Is this better?" After a pause of rustling, a warm mewl elicited from you. "Ahh...yes...thank you..."

A huge vein popped out from Saitama's bald scalp. "I fucking told those assholes...!" The Caped Baldy turned the key and pushed the door. "ALRIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY-"

He stopped midsentence when he realized that you two were still completely clothed. He was also thoroughly confused by the white sheet dotted with colors that lay beneath you. You and Genos were contortioned every which way on the mat in positions he didn't even know the body was capable of.

"S-saitama?" You turned your head up to look at the bald man. "Oh hey."

He stared at you and blinked. "What are you doing...."?

"I got Genos to play Twister!" You said excitedly. "Wanna join?"

"Uh, no."

"Whatever, suit yourself." You glanced back at Genos and gestured for him to spin the wheel. He groaned as he reached for the small device. The little arrow spun to its heart's content and landed on its destination.

"Right hand, red," He muttered, flipping on top of you to touch the spot.

Saitama blushed a few dark shades of red as he noticed how sexual the new position was. You barely keeping yourself up your shaky wrists belly up while Genos's head was in between your legs a few inches away from you.

Saitama sighed heavily and rubbed his forehead. "Could you guys not?"

"What is it Sensei?" Genos asked.

"Find something else to do, please?"

"But it was just getting interesting...." You pouted.

"Just stop! Go do something else!" Saitama shouted in exaspertation.

"Fine! Jeez...." You answered with a disgruntled whine. You release the hold you had on your hands and let yourself plop to the floor while Genos climbed off top you.

"Thanks," You heard Saitama mumble as he strode past you towards the kitchen with a bag of groceries.

Genos let out a small sigh. "Well, now what do you want to do?"

A giant smirk spread across your lips. "I think I have an idea.

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"Genos!" Saitama soon heard the moans again. This time it was coming from your room.

He walked by in the hall and knocked lightly. "Could you guys shut up? And what are you doing this time?"

"P-playing Twister...." You replied in between breaths. Genos's grin broadened as he bucked his hips harder into yours making you bite your lip to hold in your whimpers. "It's so much fun!"

"I thought I told you guys to stop that," Saitama scolded.

"We need to finish this game, Sensei," Genos groaned, thrusting into you forcefully. You squeezed your eyes shut in frustration of not being able to scream in pleasure.

"Just keep it down will yu!? You guys sound like you're having sex whenever you play that game."

"My apologies, Sensei," Genos said as brought his hands to your hips and pulled you down on him. You gasped and gripped his shoulders for support. "It's a very intense game."

"Yeah, yeah, just don't be so loud," Saitama responded, walking back to the living room to let you and Genos have your fun.

Something for you guys since I couldn't update Saturday. Sorry it's short but hopefully the comedy and other lovely encounters makes up for it :D Haha so the next one shot is one some people wanted. Its a sequel to 'Little Ones' so look forward to that :)

Also, I've released a Genos fanfic, a Natsu fanfic, and a parody book for Diabolik Lovers if you guys want to check them out ^.^ I'm very excited for these projects and I hope I can get ur guys support on them :)
Thank you all for reading this book and others, I really love the feedback I get from you guys! :D