Mix Match
Dick laughed and had J'onn teleport them to the tower. Titans tower, not watch tower.
"Figured you could use the space, no one will look for you here." J'onn reassured them with a chuckle. "Humans are as entertaining as TV."
Dick rubs his hands down his sides to his butt. "TV doesn't have me so it's not as-"
"Sexy." Felicity says with a playful smile.
J'onn stayed silent then cut off the comms. Dick sighs and sits on the green couch. "He doesn't understand the power of my cosmic butt."
Felicity pinches her eyebrows together slowly walking towards the couch. "I don't think anyone understands that, Dick." She sits down and waves her hand lazily in the air. "Except maybe Barbara, Kory, your one night stands-"
"This!" Dick said quickly, putting his finger in the air, "may surprise you. But-" he smiles. "I don't have one night stands."
"Yeah right, Mr. Hunk Wonder." Felicity grabbed the nearest pillow and tossed it at him. He caught it with a laugh and hugged it. "It's true. The only woman I've slept with are the ones that I thought I loved!" He closed his eyes and added quietly. "The ones I still love."
"That must be why you slept with Babs the night before you sent her a wedding invitation to yours and Korys wedding." Felicity crossed her arms.
"Ouch." Dick chuckled. "That reminds me of disco suit."
"Ugh. You're hopeless once again, Dick Grayson."
Dick opened his mouth to say something when the alarm went off. He and Felicity jumped to their feet, she waited while he pulled up the crime. An old lady was crying on the screen.
"A purse robbery!?"
"There's more to it than that, Robin." Nightwing showed the whole image while simultaneously taking off his clothes to reveal his costume. A burning building. He put on his mask. "Aren't you going to get undressed?"
"You know, I would love that, but I don't wear clothes under clothes! I don't have a spare with me!"
"You don't even have your utility belt?!" He asked shocked. "Batman always made me carry one."
"You're the good bird, remember?"
"Uh, come on! There's an extra mask in the kitchen! And I'll grab you something to wear!" Nightwing ran into the corridors.
Felicity took off her glasses and put on the mask. She looked through her purse and found her contacts, she put them in too. Nightwing came out with Ravens cape, starfires top, and Beastboys black pants. She raised an eyebrow as he tossed them to her. "These won't fit me! Where did you even get these in such a hurry? Why-"
"Felicity, shut up and put them on."
She sighed and did as told.
While on scene she cleared people to a safe distance. Then, she saw someone, his hair black and short, smut on his worried face, fear in his dark brown eyes, his suit burnt but not on fire. She ran towards him.
"Are you alright? There's ambulances-"
"No, no. I'm fine! I work for Queen Consolidated and I forgot to grab my laptop when I helped my grandmother outside." He stares at Felicity with a serious look on his face. "It holds very important information that can help take down a rival. I didn't save it to anything else! I'm going to get fired!"
Robin shook her head. "I'll get your computer for you! Just tell what floor and room you were in!" She starts jogging towards the building.
"Third floor! Room 32!" He yells after her.
There's fire everywhere. Smoke in every room. Luckily, for Robin, she has a mini breather tucked between her breast. Running to the room she passes Nightwing, who's holding a small child. He notices her and yells as he passes by her.
"You know, with all this fire around you're still smoaking hot!"
"And you're still a dick!" Was her response. Nightwing wonders if anyone will ever get any new material as an insult for him.
She grabs the computer and a cat she found under the couch and jumps out the open window.
The man is using an oxygen tank when she sees him again. "I have your cat and your computer." The man laughs and nods. "I didn't need this oxygen before but my asthma suddenly kicked started with all the smoke. I have a question for you."
"Shoot." She sets down the computer, he grabs the cat. "Who the hell are you suppose to be?"
"I'm Robin, from Gotham. Unfortunately, I didn't bring a spare when I came here. My partner Nightwing grabbed his teammates old stuff."
The man laughs. "And he couldn't grab anything with an R on it?"
They laugh. "But I must say, blondie, you look hot. I can get you some coffee, on me of course."
Later Felicity is taking a long, long, cold shower, switching it to hot now and then. "Felicity!" Dick yells through the bathroom door. "Bruce and Oliver are back again. What do you want me to do?"
"Keep them here, Dick! You're not my bodyguard!" She dries off and meets them in her teddy bear PJ's, she smoothing out the shirt while looking at them. "I don't strip if that's what you're wondering."
"Oh, Felicity! We know you're not going to strip for us!" Bruce slapped his knee.
"But we wouldn't mind if you did." Oliver rubbed his hands together.
"She did for me earlier!" Dick yelled from the kitchen. "I saw the whole 9 yards!"
The two handsome men stared at Felicity, lock jawed.
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