Hot Mama
"Listen up, because you're about to hear is an inspirational story full of romance and heartbreak and a true loves death. AND NO! its not Romeo and Juliet!" He sits down and sips his wine. "Once upon a time I crossed path with a beautiful women. We meet a bar, oh it was love at First sight! her eyes sparkled because shes a sad drunk, and me being me went over and helped the poor soul. I helped her in ways every man should, by making her tea. I spent the night, we shared secrets and laughs, and in the morning...she had no idea who I was."
Felicity claps. "Nice story, Roy."
Roy bows. "Thank you, Flissy. You're as adorable as a flower this morning."
"Well. Uhm. Thanks?" Felicity narrows her eyes. "Are you under some brain washing spell?"
"Yes."
"Alright. Well I'm doing to go." Felicity gets up and starts to leave. Roy throws flower petals at her, singing. "There goes the bride! Perfect and white! She needs a man who can-" Felicity shuts his front door and Nightwing pops up in front of her, grabbing her, they teleport to the watch tower. She stumbles backward. "What are we doing here?!"
"I need advice!" Nightwing begs. He grabs her hand and runs into one corridor after another. "About what?!" Felicity yells running along with him, doing her best to keep up. He stops and throws her into a room.
"Starfires back!"
"WHAT?"
"SHES BACK AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?" Felicity stares in shock.
"I DONT KNOW." Dick passes quickly back and forth. "Give me your girlie insight!"
"I don't have any!"
"Yeah you do! Just look deep inside yourself, babe!" He says panicked.
"Stop calling me that!" She says panicked.
After a few more minutes of freaking out, Dick meditates and advises her to do so as well. After an hour, they stare at eachother.
"So?" Felicity asks.
"I guess I should start off with hi, thanks for coming back, you wanna get married again?" Felicity hits his head. "No!"
Dick pretend cries softly. So much for hunk wonder being wonderous. Felicity pats his back. "If you ever want to be less awkward then that open the conversation with Taco Bell and lead it down the toilet road."
"Ew, Felicity."
"I'm just saying. Does Mar'i know?"
"Yeah. They've already hung out."
"Oh. Do you think she opened it with taco b-"
Dick grabs a pillow and shoves it in her face. "I'm pretty confident that only you would do that."
"Yeah that's-"
J'onn's voice comes through the comm. "Nightwing, you're needed in Jump City."
"Aw, Flissy, be my Robin and come with me."
"Sure."
In jump city, Slade, for some reason wearing a cowboy hat, is standing in the middle of the street. "Dick, you've finally arrived."
"Hey, dick, don't call him dick!" Felicity yells.
"Yeah, you dick." Nightwing yells offendedly.
"dick." Slade says.
"Butt" Felicity crosses her arms.
"The cosmic booty." Nightwing whispers.
They spend a few seconds staring at one another. Things begin to get awkward. Slade shakes her head. "Anyway! Former titan and new Robin, I've planted a bomb-"
"Flash? You get that?" Nightwing asks. Flash comes running from up the street, placing the defused bomb near Felicity. "Yupp." The flash says.
"This is game is no longer fun. I seriously am just going to kill you all one day, when your least excepting it." Slade begins to walk away. The flash, however, ties him up to a pole.
"If I had a 20 bucks for ever time I heard that, I'd have 12 dollars."
"That doesn't even make sense." Slade narrows his eyes at The Flash. Nightwing and Robin walk up to him. "Want to hear an embarrassing story?" Robin asks while fixing her cape. "Alright, so, I was in Taco Bell once and..."
"NNNOOOOOoooooooo!" Slade yells as the story is being told.
Later that same day, Felicity mets up with Damian Wayne. "Hey, Damian."
"Smoak. I heard you told Slade a scary story that even made him cry. Good job." He was fixing a car.
"Thank you. So, I hear that Starfire is back in town."
"She's as...her as ever." Damian sighs. "Stole my girlfriend away though. Won't let me go. I'm not a child."
"Well with that attitude..." Felicity crosses her arms.
He throws a wrench at her. She catches it. "So, being Ra's, is it fun?"
"I'm not Ra's. I've changed it remember? I'm still Damian. Or Ibn. Whatever." Damian shrugs. "The scientists still haven't figured out a way to save the earth so, we're still all gonna die in 20 years."
"You ever gonna tie the knot with Mar'i? Have a baby-"
"She's pregnant." Damian grabs the wrench back. "Don't tell Dick, he'll kill me."
"I Could kill you to. You guys are 20 something years old!"
Damian sighs. He does a motion with his hands and members of now called League of Savories come out and drag Felicity away. "THIS CONVERSATION IS NOT OVER!"
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