Felicity jerked back and slapped Bruce. Bruce held his cheek and looked at a shocked Felicity Smoak.

"You-"

"You don't kiss me ever again." She slipped her purse on her arm. "You'll be lucky if you see me in Gotham anytime soon."

"No, wait, I-"

"Goodbye." Felicity left

Oliver was eating belly burger peacefully in the quiver, he preferred that over the arrow cave, it gives him and Felicity something to fight about. He leaned back drinking the diet Pepsi when the cute IT girl walked in.

"Hello, Felicity. I thought you were with that wayne guy."

"I was," she stopped and stared at Oliver. "You're in my chair."

"It's really comfortable."

She smiled. "That's why it's my chair, scoot!"

Oliver laughed, he jumped out and bowed for for Felicity, pointing to the chair. She sat in it and almost laughed but she then remembered...

"Bruce Wayne kissed me."

Oliver blinked in surprise. He let out a small almost dramatic sigh. A small nervous smile creeped it's way onto his face, he tilted his to the side a little. "Did you kiss back?"

"I pushed away. That slime, creep, pervert. Oh just wait till the next time I see him."

"Felicity," he grabbed her shoulder. "You're not hurt are you? He didn't-"

"Gosh no, Ollie, I walked out. He was just being too friendly."

"H'rm."

Later Felicity was drinking tea in her living room. It's nice to have time to myself, she thought, always have to work, finally relaxing.

There was a knock at the door. She got up and answered it.

"Maybe I'm wrong, you decide
Should've been strong, yeah I lied
Nobody gets me like...you." Bruce Wayne sang. He now had Felicity in his arms. "Marry me," he whispered. "It'll be the greatest wedding ever."

She kneed him in the ribs, he fell back and leaned on the door. "Okay, well at least come back to Gotham."

"You know, maybe you just need to chill." Felicity grabbed the wine she was having and poured it on Bruce. "I can just leave. Maybe I'll be the new Nightwing."

"Hello?" A voice said from her jacket. "I heard my name." It was Nightwing.

"How'd you-?!" Felicity began.

"Always gotta keep tabs on the Batmans newbies. Relax babe, we'll go out for ice cream later."

"I'm taken!"

"Good." Bruce smiled.

"Not by you!" Felicity snorted.

"Good!" Dick said happily.

"Not by you either!"

"Good." Said the Arrow.

"How'd you get here?" Felicity asked dumb founded.

"I called him." Dick answered. "Me and him are good friends. Well, really me and arsenal, but whatever."

"Felicity Megan Smoak, will you let me rescue you right now." He asked making his way past Bruce. "Of course." She said with a hand held out.

"Wait a minute! She's my Robin!"

"She's an IT girl who shouldn't be dealing with scum like you!"

"I pick up scum like you all over the world."

"Nightwing, get me out of here." She whispered. "No problemo." He laughed and teleported her into the watch tower.

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A/N: This is purely for stupidity. It has little to no logic.