Author:- Uditasree

Book :- What's in a Name?

Okay, hold onto your silk saree because this wedding story is about to get roasted like those paneer tikkas at the buffet! While Akash and Phalguni are out here serving wholesome couple goals and moonlit metaphors, we’re here to sprinkle some much-needed spice to this sweetness overload. So, let’s dive into this fairy tale that’s one flute solo away from being a rom-com and see if it can handle the heat!

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First of all, who’s keeping track of 25 rejections? Akash, honey, is there a leaderboard? Because at this point, you should probably consider framing certificates for "Most Rejected Groom of the Year" and "Champion of Perseverance in Matrimony." A name? Really? The only thing more dramatic than Phalguni's excuse is a soap opera's plot twist.

Lucky is cute, but girl, stop running everywhere like it's an Olympic sprint. No wonder Phalguni's nerves are shot. Between teaching music under a mango tree and dodging her niece’s tornado-like energy, she’s out here trying to reject suitors for having the audacity to share a name with her brother. It’s not a red flag, it’s a neon billboard screaming, "Drama Queen Lives Here."

Speaking of family, Bhadravati must be the ultimate multitasker. Brewing coffee, managing laddus, hosting a pelli choopulu, and still finding time to argue with Phalguni’s nonsense? Somebody give this woman a reality show, stat. Meanwhile, Aravind is over there sipping his filter coffee like, "Y’all do you, I’m just here for the vibes."

Oh, Akash, the guy who's got a rejection for every occasion—looks, profession, age, and now even his name! You’d think after 25 rejections, he’d get the hint. But no, he’s still clueless, thinking a name could be the be-all and end-all of a relationship. Seriously, how does someone not realize that it’s not just about having the same name as her brother but also being, well, kinda boring and bland? He’s basically the poster boy for “always the bridesmaid, never the bride”—or, in his case, never the groom. And let’s not forget, he thinks he’s got his life all mapped out at 30, single, and stuck in a job where he spends more time sanitizing his hands than impressing anyone. Maybe he needs a reality check—like a major one—because clearly, Akash needs to rethink his strategy when it comes to love.

Finally, can we talk about how this whole thing wraps up? Phalguni stares at the sunset ONCE, gets some philosophical vibes, and suddenly decides, "Eh, maybe I’ll marry him after all." Ma’am, did the mango tree whisper wisdom into your ear? Or did the wind carry Akash’s cologne and your brain short-circuited?

And Akash walking into that dinner thinking it's a rejection banquet? Chef’s kiss. Boy, you might be a doctor, but diagnosing romantic intentions is clearly not your specialty.

Oh, Phalguni, the queen of wedding metaphors! “Stars belong to the sky”? Girl, are you writing poetry for Akash or auditioning for a dramatic Bollywood monologue? And that Veena moment—so sweet, yet so filmy! You almost made me believe Akash could play the flute like a pro in four months. Almost. But hey, kudos to him for trying; just don't let him join any professional bands anytime soon. Also, calling him "Doctor Akash" at the end? Girl, we get it—you’re proud, but are you announcing his profession or reminding us of a hospital drama? You two are like a rom-com script that got slightly lost on its way to Netflix but found its heart along the way.

It's Review time!!!!

Despite all the silliness, this story is adorable, full of heart, and oddly comforting in its chaotic simplicity. It’s like eating a laddu—too sweet, slightly messy, but you can’t help but enjoy it anyway. Keep the sweetness flowing, bestie, but maybe let Akash win one for a change!

I’d rate it a 5/5! It’s sharp, witty, and entertaining and amazing!!!

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Ps. THIS IS MY FAVOURITE STORY FROM NOW ON! It's so good. Y'all please check out her stories. They are so sweet.
Hope you enjoyed it❤️!

Please don't take this seriously as this is meant for fun!