Virgil looked out his window, sighing as he texted his friends. He really had to pee. He felt so embarrassed because they had left the restaurant less than an hour ago. But it wasn't his fault—that orange juice had really gotten to him! And he'd peed twice while they were there.

He noticed quickly that his father wasn't in any better shape, and really hoped that he'd speak up soon, because Virgil sure wasn't.

Ten minutes later, Virgil sighed in relief when Patton blushed as he asked quietly, "Uhm, Logan? Could we um—stop at like, a gas station or something pretty soon?"

Logan raised a brow, "Do you have to use the bathroom?"

"Yes.." Patton admitted quietly.

"You just went under an hour ago!" Logan exclaimed incredulously, "does your bladder really work that fast?"

"Yes" Patton sighed out, "it sucks!"

"I'll bet" Logan said simply, "I literally watched you pee, there is no way you could possibly have to go again, you peed so much!"

Virgil was horrified at that information, Logan had watched his dad pee?!

"Y-you're gonna stop, right?" Patton asked quietly, and kind of nervously.

"Of course, dear" Logan chuckled, "I'll stop as soon as I can..try not to pee on the seats" he teased.

Virgil wanted to speak up and say that he had to go too, but he was kind of scared that Logan would tease him too..he was just being irrational—he knew he wouldn't—it was probably just a relationship thing, that's why he was teasing Patton. So he stayed quiet as Logan drove.

Logan pulled into a gas station within five minutes and Patton quickly got out of the car, "well Virgil, wanna come learn how to pump gas? You should be getting your learner's permit this summer anyways."

And Virgil, not wanting to admit that he had to go too, just nodded and shuffled over to Logan, trying his best to keep his squirming at bay. He paid attention to the little gas pumping lesson despite the feeling in his bladder.

Patton came back eventually and Virgil thought that it was too late to ask to go. He would be super embarrassed if he admitted right then when it was time to go, that he had to pee. He felt like a child. He climbed back into the car, pulling his knees up to his chest. He had to go very urgently.

And what was even worse was that now they wanted to have a conversation. He shifted and tried to participate as much as he possibly could. He had no idea how they got to the topic they were on, but at least it wasn't something that required his full attention.

"No, Logan, cool ranch Doritos are definitely not better than nacho cheese!" Patton exclaimed, absolutely horrified, "Virgil! You've been quiet, what do you think?"

Virgil was taken aback by the sudden attention, and began to fiddle with the cuffs of his jeans from where his legs were, pulled up to his chest, "U-Uhm I uh..yeah dad, nacho cheese are-um better..." he said, panic evident in his voice as his sentence trailed off and ended in a small whimper.

Patton and Logan shared a quick look, glancing back at Virgil who was shifting around, eyes darting nervously before settling on the ground. He was curled very tightly in on himself. Patton was quickly typing something out on the notes in his phone, and showed it to Logan, who quickly skimmed over it as they got to a stop sign.

'I think Virgil's anxiety is acting up, or something's making him anxious. He's probably still worried about having conversations with you'

Logan nodded in Patton's direction. He sighed as he continued driving after making sure the coast was clear. He just wanted Virgil to be comfortable around him...after yesterday, he thought that he had made at least some progress.

Virgil took his phone out, and Logan noticed Patton's phone pinging. They must be texting each other. Logan frowned. Virgil didn't even want to speak with him in the car?

Virgil: how long until we get there?

Pop Star🤩: Probably fifteen to twenty minutes. What's wrong?

Virgil: Why do you think something's wrong?

Pop Star🤩: Boy you just whimpered. Pathetically.

Virgil: I think it was very manly, actually.

Pop Star🤩: Virgil.

Pop Star🤩: You've been acting very nervous and been really quiet..is Logan scaring you? Did he do something when I was in the bathroom? I will physically fight him!

Virgil: No! I mean, I do get really anxious, and I dunno if that'll change or not..at least for a while..even if we have been having a good time he's still an unfamiliar adult and it's gonna be hard, especially if you leave us alone

Virgil: Don't leave us alone.

Pop Star🤩: Okay kiddo..I won't, but can you please tell me what's wrong

Virgil: okay okay okay okay

Virgil: I have to pee.

Virgil: Very bad

Pop Star🤩: Kiddo, why didn't you go at the gas station?

Virgil: Logan made me nervous! :(

Pop Star🤩: Okay i'll tell him to stop really quickly

Virgil: DON'T YOU DARE! I can hold it for a little bit longer please dad don't he'll be annoyed at me and he'll look at me like i'm dumb and then i'll cry

Pop Star🤩: Okay kiddo, fine. But if I look back there in a few minutes and you look like you're going to pee yourself then we're stopping, okay?

Virgil: fine...but dad, please? I think I can wait! Besides, it hasn't even been that long..

Pop Star🤩: You got it kiddo...but I don't like this idea.

Virgil: Thanks dad

Virgil sighed and put his phone down, running a hand through his hair and crossing his legs. He could do this. Just around fifteen more minutes.

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Virgil got out of the car on shaking legs as gravity hit his bladder. He began to speed walk towards the museum, calling for his dad to pick up the pace.

Logan kind of confused at the sudden urgency, but Patton just chuckled and trailed behind his son, "He had to go for quite a while" Patton stated simply, "I was sure he was going to wet his pants."

"Oh" Logan stated simply, "He could have said something...perhaps i'm coming off as too unnerving?"

"Oh Logie, it's not you, it's him! Not in a bad way towards him or anything—he just gets really nervous!" Patton exclaimed, following Virgil into the museum.

"Of course I know Patton, it's just that—" he sighed, "well I want him to feel comfortable around me. But.."

"It's going to take some time" Patton said, "and a lot of patience. He's not really good at opening up."

"Neither am I" Logan mumbled.

"You both have a lot more in common than you realize" Patton said.

Logan just nodded, holding his hand out. Patton took it.

"Dad!" Virgil hissed, "hurry up!" He whined.

"I'm coming, i'm coming!!" Patton exclaimed, "kids. Sheesh."

Patton was quick to drag Logan to Virgil's side, "okay! Let's hurry up and find a bathroom because I need to pee too" he said.

Virgil smirked, "of course you do."

"He's just like you for real" Logan stated, narrowing his eyes at a vocab card.

Virgil face palmed, spinning in all directions trying to find a bathroom. He gasped, "dad, look! Come on!"

Patton chuckled, practically sprinting to keep up with Virgil. Before he knew it, he was in the bathroom and could hear that his son had slammed himself inside of a stall and and was fumbling with his zipper. Patton chuckled alongside Logan, going to release his own stream.

"Do you need to go?" Patton asked his boyfriend.

"Yeah" he shrugged, "might as well."

"Wait!" Patton gasped, "let's race!"

Logan rolled his eyes, "okay. Is Virgil in on this race? He hasn't started yet."

"Oh—Virgil, are you ok in there?" Patton asked.

"Yeah!" Virgil called, his voice trembling, "mmmm...I can't get the zip-got it!" He mumbled to himself triumphantly, before they both heard Virgil start to release a stream that was so heavy it could have ripped paint off the wall.

"Well, I suppose our race shall commence. Three...two...one!" Logan said, and they both began to pee as hard as they could to finish first.

They went for about ten seconds before Logan stopped and Patton pouted.

"I didn't have to go that bad!" Logan laughed.

Patton finished up in about thirty more seconds, and was surprised to still hear Virgil going, and going hard, with just as much power as when he had first started.

"How—" Logan began, but was cut off.

Patton shrugged, giggling, "let's be quiet" he whispered, "if he realizes we can hear him he'll get shy and not be able to go anymore. He prefers the more private setting of a stall."

Logan nodded, and he and Paton walked over to the sinks to wash their hands, waiting around for a few more minutes.

After what felt like forever passed, Logan was staring to question if Virgil would ever stop. Eventually, about twenty seconds later, his stream did tamper off into nothing. Virgil flushed the toilet and emerged.

"Feeling better?" Logan asked in shock, "you peed for a long time. You must have been really uncomfortable."

Virgil blushed, "I mean. Uh...yeah.."

"Kiddo. You just peed for like two minutes gay" Patton told him.

"I really had to go!" Virgil defended.

"I'll say" Logan muttered, "did it flood in there?" He joked.

Patton snorted and smacked his chest, deciding to spare his son from any more humiliation, "come on, there are some cool exhibits I want to check out!"

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Janus: Virgil U haven't texted us all day :(((

Remus: yeah we're boredddddd

Virgil: srry we're at the museum

Remus: don't tell me you actually enjoy something as boring as the museum

Roman: maybe he just has some class

Janus: you can have class without being boring

Virgil: yeah Ro shut up

Roman: WHAT ?? I WAS ?? DEFENDING U ???

Roman: ???

Janus: lmaooooo

Remus: have you avoided any accidents today Virge

Virgil: yeah actually but i peed for lik 2 mins and got bullied

Janus: lmao At least someone could avoid one

Roman: u better stfu

Virgil: no, no. Spill.

Remus: OH YAH ROMAN PISSED HIMSELF

Virgil: LMAOO U WHAT?

Roman: WTF

Virgil: L +ratio

Janus: L bozo

Roman: I HAVE A LITERAL SCAR FROM WHEM I LAUGHED AT VIRGIL FOR PISSING HIS PANTS ONE TIME WHY DO YA'LL GET TO DO IT TO ME?!

Virgil: when* and it's funny. And I have a bladder disability so I get an excuse.

Roman: THIS IS A DOUBLE STANDARD! I WILL BE POSTING ON TIKTOK ABOUT THIS!

Remus: yeah just tell literally everyone who follows you(the entire school u popular A hole) that you wet your pants. Yah that'll be a good look for the star of every theatre show

Roman: -_- I hate you

Virgil: everybody already knows I wet my pants daily so theres no shame in my game idk what u'd be exposing lmaoo

Janus: L bozo fr

Virgil: fr

Roman: you guys are all bullies

Remus: thank you :)

Virgil: wait why tf did he even wet his pants😭😭

Remus: He put it off too long insisting that he could wait until we got home

Janus: spoiler alert: he couldn't.

Remus: another spoiler alert: he peed in the middle of Walmart literally a few steps away from the bathroom

Roman: STOP!

Virgil: BRUH BE SO FR😭😭😭HE PULLED A ME

-Virgil has Changed Roman's name to PissBoy-

PissBoy: WHY

Virgil glanced up from his phone to make sure that he wasn't going to run into anything, and then abruptly stopped in his tracks. He was so into his phone that he hadn't noticed that his dad was gone.

He looked up at Logan who was examining a fossil, and shuffled closer. Logan sighed, "i've lost Patton. Fear not, for I can text him on my cellular device." Logan cringed at his vocabulary. Who spoke like that? Why was he being so awkward around a literal teenager?

Virgil just nodded, sticking his nose back into his phone.

Virgil: my dad is gone bro Logan lost him

PissBoy: instant karma honestly

Janus: rip hopefully you and Logan won't die of awkwardness

Virgil: honestly 💀 tell me what ya'll have been up to so I can look busy and not have to talk to him

Remus: not much

PissBoy: yeah

Virgil: who tf asked u?

PissBoy: um, YOU DID?

Janus: omg roman not everything is about you literally stop

PissBoy: I'm going to cry

Virgil: dramatic asf

Virgil: anyway, JANUS,,, what have you been up to?

Janus: i don't think I should say with Roman in the chat

Virgil: oh...is it about the thing?

Janus: yeah

Virgil: sweet! Update me in the group dm later

Roman: ??? Tf r u talking abt ?? What is the thing??we are in the group dm ???

Virgil: Sorry.

Virgil: the group dm that doesn't have u in it

Roman: WHY?!

Remus: some things we dont want u to know

Roman: wow

Remus: dw, we only talk there occasionally. It's actually pretty boring without you.

Roman: awe, really? :)))

Remus: yeah we have no one to bully

Roman: :(((

Virgil: oh come on Ro, u know we love you

Roman: horrayyyy

Virgil shook his head fondly. Of course they loved to mess with each other, and especially pick on Roman, but he could be a bit sensitive. They had to let him know they were just joking every now and again. Besides, there was no other group dm.
They just liked getting Roman worked up. It was fine—Roman got plenty of licks in.

Besides, if Virgil was being perfectly honest, he kind of liked Roman. But it was just a small crush. A tiny, baby crush that he could definitely ignore, and had been ignoring by aggressively flirting with Remus and Janus, to hopefully make Roman jealous enough to proclaim his love to him.

"Virgil" Logan said, "Patton appears to be busy, so he told me to just hang out with you until he's back."

Virgil shut his phone off after saying a quick goodbye.

Virgil: gtg dads forcing me to hang w/ Logan✌️✌️✌️

Janus: bless u😭😭

Roman: he doesn't need a blessing he needs an exorcism

Remus: FROM WHAT THAT DIDNT EVEN MAKE SENSE

Virgil shook his head with a small smile. He would have a fun little group chat conversation to read later.

"I suppose we could look around at the astrology center. What do you think?" Logan questioned.

"Yeah!" Virgil said quickly, before coughing, "I mean—um. Sure" he looked away, blushing.

Logan chuckled, "i'm quite excited to see it as well."

Virgil smiled, staying close to Logan. He felt a tension stirring in his bladder, and hoped that his father would be back soon. He really didn't want a repeat of earlier. But going after such a long time of holding felt strangely good. It was an extremely recent development. But it felt so good that he was kind of worried that puberty was finally kicking in.

A/n: hey guys thanks for reading 🙏🙏🙏🙏