Me: eeeeeeeeeeeeed

Newt: Sheeran!

Me: *si sbatte la busta in faccia* eccoci tornati con la terza parte di "If The Crimes of Grindelwald was..."!
Oggi andremo a vedere cosa succederebbe alla nostra storia se essa fosse fusa con un altro film uscito quest'anno, ovvero "Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again"! *Legge la busta* *rilegge la busta* oddei, qui c'è da preoccuparsi... direi di iniziare e finire in fretta, perciò VIA!

Queenie: I haaaave a dreaaaaaam, a soooong to siiiiing. To help me foooooooor reality. If you see the wondeeeer of a fairytaleeeee, you can take the futureeee even if you faaaaaaail! I believe in angeeeeels! Something good in everything I see, I believe in angeeeeels. When I know the tiiiime is right for meee, I'll crooooss the streeeeeam. I haaaaave a dreaaaaaam!

Tina: One uf us is cryyying, one of us is lyyyying in her only beeeeed, staring at the cealiiiiing, wishing she was somewhere else insteeeeead!

Newt: one of us is lonelyyyy, one of us is oooonly waiting for a ca-...ma siamo nel millen- ok, ho capito!- waiting for an owwwwwwl. Sorry for himself, feeling stupid, feeling small, wishing he had never left at aaaall!

Tina: never left at all!

Theseus: Waterloo! I was defeated, you won the war! Waterloo! Promise to love me forevermore! Waterloo...

Leta: couldn't escape if I wanted to. Waterloo! Knowing my fate is to be with you! Woh-woh-woh Waterloo! Finally facing my Waterloo!

(//So che non fa parte del sequel, ma dovevoh!)

Queenie&Jacob: don't go wasting your emotions, lay all your love on me! Don't go sharing your devoooootion! Laaaaaay all your loooove oooon meeeeee!

Tina: take it easy with me pleaaaase, touch me gentlyyy like a summeeer evening breeeeeeze. Take your tiiiiime, make it sloooooow, Andante Andante, and just let the feeling groooooow!

Tina: I was cheated by youuu and I think you know when, so I made up my miiiind, it must come to an eeeend. Look at me nooooow, will I ever learn? I don't know hoooooow, but I suddenly lose controooool, there's a fire within' my souuul.

Tina, Queenie&Maledictus (the new Trio): JUST ONE LOOK AND I CAN HEAR A BELL RING, ONE MORE LOOK AND I'LL FORGET EVERYTHING, OH-OH! MAMMA MIA! HERE I GO AGAIN! MY, MY, HOW CAN I RESIST YOU? MAMMA MIA! DOES IT SHOW AGAIN? MY, MY, JUST HOW MUCH I'VE MISSED YOU!

Tina: yeeeees I've been broken-hearted, blue since the day we parteeed. Why, why did I ever let you go?

Tina, Queenie&Maledictus: MAMMA MIA, NOW I REALLY KNOW, MY, MY, I SHOULD NOT HAVE LET YOU GO!

(//Anche qua, scusate ma dovevooooo)

Newt&Tina: SO WHEN YOU'RE NEAR ME, DARLING, CAN'T YOU HEAR ME? SOS! THE LOVE YOU GAVE ME, NOTHING ELSE CAN SAVE ME, SOS! WHEN YOU'RE GONE, HOW CAN I EVEN TRY TO GO ON?

Tina: when you're gone...

Newt: when you're gone...

Tina: thought I try...

Newt&Tina: HOW CAN I CARRY ON?

Tina: when you're gone, how can I even try to go on? When you're gone...

Newt: when you're gone...

Tina: thought I try,

Newt&Tina: how can I carry on?

(//Again. EdaMadda, be prepared😂)

Silente: IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND I'M THE FIRST IN LINE, HONEY I'M STILL FREE, TAKE A CHANCE ON ME! IF YOU NEED ME, LET ME KNOW, GONNA BE AROUND IF YOU HAVE NO PLACE TO GO WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWWWWWN! *Mossa sexy e indica Grindie che cerca una via di fuga* IF YOU'RE ALL ALONE WHEN THE PRETTY BIRDS HAVE FLOWN, HONEY, I'M STILL FREE, TAKE A CHANCE ON ME, GONNA DO MY VERY BEST AND IT AIN'T NO LIE IF YOU PUT ME TOOO THE TEST IF YOU LET ME TRY. TAKE A CHANCE ON MEEEEE *si siede in braccio a Grindie* TAKE A CHANCE ON MEEEE! WE CAN GO DANCING!

Grindie: We can go walking...

Silente: as long as we're together... listen to some music...

Grindie: maybe just talking...

Silente: you'll have to know me better!

Me: E IL GRAN FINALE!

Cast: *cantano tutta la canzone*

Pubblico: *standing ovation*

Me: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BRAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Newt: IKEA...*sviene* *si rialza* LA MIA BACCHETTA È LA MIGLIOREH!

Me: vediamo cosa dicono i lettori! Bacchetta di Harry o bacchetta di Newt? Ci vediamo domani! Ricordatevi che sabato si va ad Hogsmeade, per quelli del terzo anno in poi!
Camy❤

P.S. la ragazza nel video sopra è bravissima e ha avuto la mia stessa identica idea! Seguitela!