"And now I welcome you to the wonderful grassy Devon. Sheep are grazing and the wonderful sun is warm and tranquil." Sirius announced Sirius in a far too thick of a superior accent. Remus looked out of the window and was truthfully taken by surprise. It was quiet with no signs of terror, which was always a good thing. Purple silhouettes of the hills now outlined with the gold of the setting sun Remus calm and able to breathe in deeply just like his therapist recommended whenever felt like he could.
"Oh, it's actually quite nice."

Sirius parked the car near the side of a lane, carefully checking if it was OK, which it was. A wrinkled old lady toddled by with a basket of veg, bread and other sweet pastries and smiled at Remus and Sirius in a very soft nature. This was another tick in Remus' book, kind people too!
"I'm so fucking sweaty." Sirius groaned, cracking his back in a very dramatic way. Remus didn't know how long they were in the car for, but he knew it was longer than it should've been as Sirius had to take a longer way because the road was closed and there was a traffic jam.
"There's a lake around here somewhere east." Remus winced as the sun was directly in his eyes, making them look even brighter.
"Since when?"
"Since that sign came in to view." Remus pointed at the sight bolted on to the baker's shop, "Also, it's golden hour and everything looks wonderful now, so I was wondering if you'd perhaps like to be in a photoshoot after that wonderful dip in the lake."
"Something's look wonderful even when it's not golden hour." Sirius looked up at Remus, who was opening the boot to get out his bag which contained his camera, with that famous smirk that everyone in Hogwarts would forever remember.
"Did you just...?" Remus put closed the boot very slowly. He felt his cheeks flush pink and he tried to cover it up by scratching them but IT REALLY DIDN'T WORK.
"I'm a very flirtatious person and yes, I would be thoroughly delighted to be captured by the world's greatest photographer." Sirius smiled charmingly.
"You're enjoying this way too much."

"Fuck, it's freezing." Remus dipped his toes in to the icy water. Well, maybe icy was exaggerating it too much, but it was much to cold for Remus' liking.
"No it's not. Come on, you'll be fine, and if by the end of it your so numb that you can't move, I'll pick you up and take you out." Sirius was waist deep in to the water already, even if he was only 2 meters away from Remus who was sitting on a rock. Remus felt his white t-shirt slowly being submerged in to the water. You may be wondering why Remus was wearing a tee, the reason is actually quite sad. He was ashamed of his body. Scars were still there, and he thought they were ugly. Proof that he's somewhat fucked up in the head. Proof that he's just like tarnished metal. Sirius tried to tell him that he was beautiful, but he couldn't let it slip. Sirius took Remus' hand and pulled him in to the water with a loud splash. The cold bit in to Remus' skin but he couldn't help but feel a bit more rejuvenated.
"Fuck you, Siri." Remus spat out some water that got in his mouth and made him gag. Don't worry, he chugged a bottle of water straight after.
"Care to do the honours?" Sirius remembered what happened no more than half an hour ago.
"Are you just practicing on me so when you go to a gay bar and find the right one you can use all of these on him?" Remus smirked, playfully splashing water on Sirius. He half wished Sirius would say no but he knew it wasn't going to happen.
"I don't think I'll find the right one there if I'm honest. They're all so, so similar. I'm sure they're spectacular people, but I need someone I can actually love." Sirius said all to seriously, but still flicking water at Remus.
"If you don't mind me asking, what type of guys are you in to?" Remus expected to hear a replica of Sirius. Hot, that bad boy vibe, all that shit, but what he really got was completely different.
"Someone cute, like, that fucking turns me on but that also means I can cuddle the hell out of them. Funny, they can make me laugh and every funny person I've got to adore. Tall, I'm already going to be the tiny one anyway because I'm already abnormally short because my family are inbred and ew, but I want somebody who can genuinely be classed as tall. I want someone clever too, well, you just gotta love a clever person. Oh, and someone understanding, because, well, I need them. Not what you then were expecting, eh?" It was only towards the end that Sirius started to realise that he was describing someone he already knew. Someone he never really knew he liked until this second.
Remus.
Fucking.
Lupin.

Remus hardly noticed it had anything to do with him though because he was still quite shocked and, weirdly, happy with what Sirius said. You could tell it was true too, the amount of heart that was in every syllable was clear.
"Sirius, that's so fucking cute. I'm starting to cry!" Remus felt the need to make a shitty joke because those are the ones that make Sirius laugh the most.
"Hush, extremely tall child." Sirius fucking pushed a whole tsunami forward that knocked Remus of his feet. Only one word went through Sirius' head. Shit. He grabbed on to the last remaining bit of Remus, his forearm, and tried to pull him up, but it didn't work at all. Instead, he fell too. Remus felt Sirius fall and he tried to stop it by planting his foot in to the bottom bit of where they were floating, but it slipped so now Sirius and Remus were clutching each other with their lives. Soon the water stopped crashing and slowed to an easy ripple.
"I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go!" Remus quoted, still afloat with Sirius. If there was one daft thing, it was this. One look at each other set them both in hysterics.
"Holy fuck, thank the Lord no one else saw us do that. Just picture it. Two grown shitheads splashing and nearly drowning and gasping for oxygen! Then you just quoting Titanic!" Sirius spluttered and pushing back his hair.
"We're actually stupid." Remus pulled at the collar of his sort because the water made stick to his skin.
"So, that photoshoot would be good now because I'll be actually laughing."

After golden hour finished, Remus started to look back on the photos, his model obviously by his side. There were tons of photos of Sirius shirtless and maybe Remus stared at them a second too long. Sirius was very pale, that goes without saying, so when the natural light of the sun was bouncing off his high cheekbones, it was fucking perfect. Photos were backgrounded with the liquid gold that was the water and they put those last little details in to give it the look. They even continued on to show Sirius fully clothed and leaning against a pretty twisty tree they found.
"Rem, you are the most talented person to have ever graced this world, how the fuck did I end up with a genius as a best mate?"
"You know I'm not. You just naturally look really pretty."
"This photo taking is goals though."
"Send this in. I mean it. If you don't, I will." Remus said it so sternly Sirius couldn't help but believe him.
"Hmm, really?" Sirius was still a bit hesitant about the photos. He'd often joke about being perfect for modelling, and he thought he was pretty, but real model worthy?
"Add a little note saying you'd like the response E-Mailed to you so you can check it on your phone. Trust me, if you have a shitty photographer like me and still manage to look great then your bound to be picked."
"Remus, it's your photo taking that made this look the way it is." Sirius looked up at Remus.
"Just... I'll print these out then send them. Sorted." Remus shook his head a smiled. It was always Sirius saying Remus did all the good things, and that made him feel slightly more appreciated.

fuck, it's like, 2:34 am and i literally just finished this chapter. i think from here onwards we'll be getting some riich stuff. i hope anyway. devon's actually really pretty and i love it so i thought i would make that the first place they'd go. i bet remus would be that rlly aesthetic person everyone loves 'cause i know i do. *cough* and sirius *cough*.
see you next millennium.