uhhh so you were trying to get this new epic hot #trending sexy toy called ''beginner's guide to keep your self safe''. youy search for ir and see that theres only on sex toy and somebody is already cumming i mean grabbing it.

y/n sex: ''grrrr do NOT touch my sex toy''

the person looks up and you realized its itchy pussy gaming sex?!!?!?!?!

itchy ousyy: ''nuh uh i gyatt it first 🤨 🐀🌕 😈✋🤟💪🤜🙌''

y/n: ''😨😨😨😨''

i forgot what i was gonna put for the rest uhhh fuck ill finish this lator