one day you were really really hungry so you decided to go to McDonalds at 3AM!!!>!!>>!>!

you enter the mccumdonalds and you see razzmose the only person working th 😨😨😨 (i dont know who the fuck this is my friend asked me to put them in)

razzshitting: ''Hello welcum to McDonalds how may i get your sexy order our special sex product today is LANKY BOX sex fries with burger from medkit's ass. ARE YOU A CHICKEN NUGGET BECUASE I WANT 4 pieces of y 🥵🥵🤯🤯💪💪😤😤🥰🥰🙏🙏''

y/nadafagagshaejheajweuw4: m-m-m-m-m-m-mm-m-m-- may i order the sex product 🥰🥰🥰

razzshitting ''Okay 🥵🥵🥵😲😲🤝🤝anythin els 😈🛒''

y/n: ''nuh uh'''

a strange shadowy hot figure walks up to you and says-''Are your eyes ikea because im lost in them 🤝🤙🤤🤤🤤🤤''

y/n: ''OH MY G-G-GG-G-G-G-GG-G-G-G-G-G- GYATT!!! 🤯🤯💀😨😨😲😲😲🥵🥵 who are you and why are you sex???''

itchy pussy: ''my name is itchy pussy and i have rizz''

y/n: ''😲😲😲🤯🤯🤯🥰🥰🤤🤤 no wayayayay can i get your phone numbar''

itchy pussy: ''yes now stick your gyatt for the rizzler 🥰🥰🛒''

y/n: ''o-o--oo-o--po-o-o-9-o-o-o-o-o okay''

then they got married in a mcdonalds playground