Levi 1: *wearing his black cloak*

Levi 2: *wearing his black coat*

Levi 3: *wearing his uniform*

Petra: Eh?! I have to choose??

Levi 3: Yeah. But it's obvious I'm the real Levi.

Levi 2: Who the hell do you think you are claiming as the "real" Levi? It's obvious it's me.

Levi 1: Quit the bickering, we all know it's me.

Levi 3: You? *scoffs* As if.

Petra: U-Uh... *sweats*

Levi 2: Petra, I'm the real Levi. Don't listen to these two swines.

Levi 3: Oi, who're you calling swine, swine? *glares at his clone*

Levi 1: Says you, a talking swine himself.

Petra: GAH! WHO- WHO EVEN SPLIT YOURSELVES INTO THREE?!