Levi: *sighs* Do we have to do this...this...Vlog, they call? It's fucking tiring.

Petra: Aww, don't be so gruff heichō. They're really curious about our love life.

Levi: You're my love life. I'm your love life. Don't they know that?

Petra: They'd like to see our current status, you know?

Levi: Tch.

Cameras start rolling.

Petra: Hello, freunds! I'm Petra Ral!

Levi: Levi Ackerman.

Petra: Today's topic is... *holds his left hand* our engagement. *smiles*

Levi: *kisses her ring finger*