step the FUCK up bro.

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that's a lot of sodium..

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an avacado.. thanks!

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thanks for checking in, im still a piece of garbage!

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you are my dad,
you're my dad,
boogie woogie woogie

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oh my god, i love chipotle, chipotle is my life--

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"heh, slap cam"
"bitch i hope the fuck you do, you'll be one dead son of a bitch"

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mother: *stirring macaroni and cheese casually*
son: "that's what good pussy sounds like"

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they got this new thing at the del taco. it's called-
fr-fre-fre sha voc ado

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in this world, it's either get killed or kill yourself.
*intense dancing*
whatchu gonna do

whatchu gonna do

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to make a long story short, i stuck a whole bag a' jellybeans up my ass.

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what the fuck richard?

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wow..

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*gasp* adam!

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ah fuck, i can't believe you've done this.

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*sliding down a ramp*
good evening.

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it's a watermelone,, inside a watermelone!

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bring the beat in!
*bringing beet in* anything for you beyonce!

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*gunshot*
THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT FUCKING LOVE YOU

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thats all i can think of for now so have this meme.

fin.