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"So, how long have you been screwing the captain" Armin asked monotone as he, Mikasa and Eren sat eating in the dinner hall.

Mikasa chocked on her food while Eren spat out his food all over Mikasa tray as he sat opposite her and Armin at the end before he started to choke on air. Mikasa quickly turned her head looking at an innocent  Armin who stayed eating his food like he didn't just ask such a question seconds before. He wasnt even glancing to his childhood friend who was dying from lack of air as he choked opposite them, bashing at his chest almost falling of the chair.

"Its an honest question" Armin sighed as he glanced to Mikasa who just looked to him before glancing to a slowly turning purple Eren and leaning over the table patting his back before passing his cup of water over that he gladly drank calming himself down from his early death call.

"How did you even know about that" Eren asked wide eye as he looked to his childhood friend.

"Eren, as the smartest person in our group, well Mikasa is street smart but I'm book smart and I notice things that others wouldn't give much thought. Plus you did screw her in her office with the door wide open, be lucky I was the one to send in the horse report this morning" Armin frowned as he crossed his arms on the edge of the table. 

"You saw us" Eren yelped, making more soldiers who didn't turn already during his choking now look and listen in.

"Yes I did, so how long" Armin sighed and looked to his friend while Mikasa just awkwardly sat beside her blonde friend pushing her food tray further in the middle of the table due to Eren chewed food over it now. 

"For a couple weeks, We've only done it like three times now .. the third being this morning and in my defence she came on to me" Eren replied as he placed his elbow on the table leaning his chin in his palm.

"So are you just like sex friends or what" Armin asked looking straight at Eren.

"Sex friends I guess, I mean she was just horny and I got pulled into it. I don't love her or anything and well thinking of cutting it off soon .. Its not like I'm enjoying it" Eren mumbled and Armin rolled his eyes.

"Eren, take care of your words .. Your ruling her image by saying it in such a way" Mikasa warned as she crossed her arms on the table like Armin. 

"Well its true .. I mean I'm not having fun as I sleep with us, I much rather be wiping out the titans" Eren grumbled like a spoiled child.

"He really is a dumbass during such times" Armin mumbled and Mikasa nodded in agreement.

"I feel sorry for the captain, If anyone overheard him then her skill level might drop in their eyes" Mikasa muttered and Armin gave a pity nod.

"Still can't believe your sleeping with a Captain, Its the worse thing you could do right now" Armin frowned shaking his head slightly.

"Wait who sleeping with the captain" Jean asked as he, Connie, Rinner, Christa and Sasha walked over with their trays of food.

"Oh my god .. Someone pulled Levi over in bed" Connie cheered making the whole hall freeze and listen in.

"No one said it was captain Levi" Mikasa frowned, rolling her eyes slightly.

"Wait mikasa you slept with the captain" Jean cried out in horror and Mikasa raised an eyebrow.

"No one said it was mikasa either" Eren sighed as he glared at Jean.

"Yeah it was Eren who slept with the Captain" Armin answered helping Mikasa out before rumours got around over her sleeping around .. not everyone is happy with her being nicknamed the war goddess but then again not everyone knows her truth strength.

"YESSSSS, Finally .. I knew I smelt Gayness from eren" Sasha cheered with her fist in the air, the other hand holding her tray still.

"WHA ... NO, I slept with captain Mia" Eren snapped back as he looked to the rest of his friends.

"You mean Captain Mia who looks after the horses on the base, the one who keeps them healthy and look after them if our horse gets sick" Christa asked surprised and Eren gave a small nod.

"The one that me and Jean saw first and called dibs on meaning you won't allow to make a move until we did first .. meaning your broke the guy code" Rinner spoke up and Eren tensed.

"I did not break the guy code .. I just slept with her" Eren argued back.

"That is latterly breaking the guy code by sleeping with us" Connie answered like Eren was an idiot.

"Dude" Rinner yelled as he glared at Eren.

"Ok, lets calm down we do have ladies present and this is a topic we shouldn't discus before them .. right Mikasa .. Mikasa" Armin to say in a slight panic and turned to his childhood friend for help only to find her gone from where she was sitting.

"When did she even leave" Christa asked amazed and Armin went to look around but then Rinner and Jean was pulling Eren to stand why they argued.

"Even girls don't sleep around with guys once they been dibs by another chick" Sasha frowned shaking her head in disappoint towards Eren. 

"Oh Mikasa, shouldn't you be breaking them up" Hanji asked with a small smile as Mikasa sat beside the female captain, Levi sitting opposite where Mikasa now sat with commander Erwin beside him.

"I'm not the one who broke the code" Mikasa sighed, placing her cup of water down where she sat. 

"You do know this table is for the higher ranks .. right" Erwin asked with an unsure smile, his eyebrows in the air as he looked to her. 

"Yes sir but its the one place they wouldn't come to look for back up" Mikasa answered and stole Levi tray from his tray why he was eating his veg.

"Oi Brat, why the hell are you stealing my bread" Levi snapped as he glared to the soldier who ripped apart of the bread apart to eat.

"Because my food as Eren chewed food all over it and if I'm going to carry an angry Eren and a sobbing Armin out of this hall .. I need to build up my self restraint" Mikasa muttered and ate more of the bread while the other three just looked at her.

"So, Eren slept with a captain" Hanji grinned and wiggle her eyebrows while she ate her soup and Mikasa gave a simple nod.

"It seems your friends didn't take the news well" Erwin mumbled as the others yells could still be heard even from the other side of the hall.

"They a bunch of dumbasses for even fighting in the hall, now the whole camp will know by morning" Levi sighed and Mikasa gave a weak nod in agreement.

"Oh yeah well then why dont I just fuck Mikasa" Jean snapped back making both Mikasa and Levi chocked on their food while Erwin and Hanji freeze before patting the other two backs to stop them from going into a coughing fit. 

"What the hell man .. that my sister" Eren huffed as he grabbed Jean collar.

"Well who wouldnt want to bang Mikasa at least .. have you seen her" Rinner answered earning a glare from Eren.

"You don't sleep with friends sisters .. its in the code" Eren replied in disgust.

"A code you broke" Connie huffed back.

"So, why don't I just bang her right now since you don't care for the code" Jean smirked and Armin quickly grabbed Eren arm before he punched Jean.

"Like she ever screw a horse face like you" Eren laughed half mad.

"How would you know what Mikasa likes in bed .. She could be right good in it" Rinner snapped back crossing his arms.

"Well she never sleep with boys" Eren grumbled back. 

"Good thing we men .. Maybe we should just go bang her now" Connie mumbled and Armin stood nervous.

"Guys .. can we not pull Mikasa into this mess please" Armin begged as he looked to the other guys, Christa and Sasha nodding in agreement behind him.

"I'm sure she be hella skilled in bed .. I'll tell you all about it later" Jena smirked as she crossed his arms.

"Her skills would be wasted on you" Eren grinned back and Armin fell pale as he noticed a very pissed of Mikasa walking towards the group. 

"Oh no" Armin muttered as Mikasa reached them and soon grabbed Jean and Eren by their collars.

"Shut your traps or I'll make sure every single soldier on this base will know that the only joyment they get by sleeping with you is by laughing at how small you both are .. now piss off back to the cabins" Mikasa growled as she glared at the two. 

"Wha" Eren yelp in fear as he noticed his feet wasnt touching the floor.

"Not gonna lie .. this is kinda hot" Rinner whispered with Connie nodding beside him.

"So, your willing to sleep with me" Jean asked with hope in his eyes and Mikasa dropped him.

"Mikasa they sorry ... they just made over the code being broken and trying to prove a point .. lets not kill them .. you can't wear a scar when being hanged" Armin weakly smiled and grabbed Mikasa arm that still held Eren in the air. 

"You better say sorry to them ... we have codes for a reason, don't be such an asshole next time and learn to say no otherwise you'll have more in common with a titan even in your human form" Mikasa growled slightly and Eren weakly nodded before she dropped him.

"Now you three, yes he broke the stupid code but drag me into your shitty argument again and even think of sleeping with me to prove a point and I'll make sure to end you" Mikasa warned before stepping back as Rinner and Connie gave fearful nods. 

"Are you ok" Armin asked with worry as he looked to Mikasa who stilled seemed rather angry but she gave a small nod.

"Did you finish eating" Mikasa asked as calmly as she could.

"Just my bread .. want it" Armin asked with a small smile as he held it out.

"Thanks .. I owe a bit of bread to someone, give me a sec and then we can go train" Mikasa mumbled and Armin nodded with a small smile.

Hanji and Erwin took deep breaths as Mikasa didnt kill anyone while Levi sat disappointed the soldiers just got away with saying such things over Mikasa. He turned as he felt someone stand behind him and noticed it was Mikasa.

"Thanks for the bread .. this is choke free" Mikasa muttered as she held the bread out to Levi who looked to her with wide eyes.

"You returned bread to me .. even after all that" Levi mumbled and slowly took the bread feeling like he had no choice but to take it. 

"Thanks for the meal" Mikasa replied and quickly walked  back over to Armin who nervously stood in the doorway before they left to train, well Mikasa to train while Armin reads one of his books nearby.

"Well I thought she might cause as much trouble as Eren when she wasnt playing nice with others but it seems she might be an honest soldier" Erwin smiled as he picked up his cup of water taking a sip.

"Agree and well she may let her anger take over but she keeps her stands at the top of list, she returned food she stole from Levi tray when most would run out embarrassed" Hanji smiled sweetly.

"She seemed around angry still ... I think I might go check on her before she hurts herself or someone else" Levi sighed and stood up taking the bit of bread with him.

"And the bread" Hanji asked confused.

"She didn't eat much due to the fight, she needs more then a single bit of bread" Levi answered and walked away.

"Seems like we not the only ones keeping an eye on Mikasa during her stay here" Erwin grinned smugly.

"Oh my, maybe someone else might be sleeping with a captain soon" Hanji joked.