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Side Note: This is just a fun oneshot. I know they wouldn't have modern music during the times but let's just say a few cd's might have survived or something somehow that they came across. 

https://youtu.be/cqjNuSkbO6A

Mikasa, Jean and Armin were mostly bored out of their minds as they hovered in one of the tents by their ocean post. Neither had anything to do and none of them wanted to risk searching for something to pass the time out of fear over being dragged into doing extra chores or duties. 

Hence, they'd happy snuck inside the tent together and hoping someone would have something interesting to talk about or a story to tell. But none had. 

And that's why they placed the blame of Armin since he was the one to start humming the tune. They weren't even meant to know over the device that played the strange music, coming across it by accident in the castle's basement when helping Historia out with documenting what was left to grow forgotten. None mentioned the music device out of fear over it being destroyed afterwards. 

But the songs were catchy that even Captain Levi had tapped his foot to the tunes while Sasha and Connie had tried to dance along to the music. Even Eren grinned and laughed with them, long before he started to grow distant from them all. 

In truth, some of them might have snuck back down to the castle's basement more than once to hear the music again. Hearing some of the songs enough to start learning the words.

She got a body like an hourglass

Jean sang the first line, breaking into song by Armin humming the tune and having to blurt the first line out when he couldn't contain it in his mind any longer. 

But I can give it to you all the time

Mikasa sang next with a smirk from where she was leaning against the table pushed to the back of the tent, her arms crossed lazily over her stomach. 

She got a booty like a Cadillac

Armin was the last to finally burst out into song with them, grinning as he never had much of his rebelling years and found this exciting. Knowing people would gasp and comment over the type of song they were singing. 

But I can send you into overdrive,

Jean and Armin mostly screamed out togehter as they leaned back to back against one another. Sending a wink towards a very amused Mikasa as they teamed up. 

oh

Onyankopon hummed out as he decided to join in on the fun. Hearing that letting lose and having fun was good for the body, soul and mind. Plus, he knew no one would ever believe he nor Mikasa would have been apart of this. 

You've been waiting for that

Jean sang with a smirk, nodding his head as he looked towards a random spot as if they were being watched by an unknown crowd. The other three shrugging as they went along with it. 

Step on up, swing your bat

Armin sang as he slid over before the "crowd" before them and made a swing motion while sending a cheeky grin towards them.  Onyankopon pretending to swoon from it all. 

See, anybody could be bad to you

Mikasa sang as she walked over, resting her elbow on Armin's shoulder as she eyed up an invisible person and posed beside her childhood friend. 

You need a good girl to blow your mind, 

Armin sang as he battered his eyelashes and gave an overly innocent smile while Mikasa fondly rolled her eyes at him. Jean snickering behind the two. 

yeah

Onyankopon sang back up once more, doing his own bad chick pose earning the others to laugh good naturally at him. 

Bang-bang into the room

Mikasa and Jean sang as they danced facing each other like idiots, smirking like fools as they knew how stupid they must be looking. 

(I know you want it)

Onyankopon sang as he came wobbling up from the ground between them both and doing his own weird hand movements. Mikasa and Jean just sharing a look before dancing it off. 

Bang-bang all over you

Armin and Mikasa sang as the blonde came dancing over, earning Mikasa to twirl him on the spot as Jean hurried over towards Onyankopon, ready to help the guy with his solo. 

(I'll let you have it)

Onyankopon sang as he moved his head from side to side, being held up in Jean's arms like a mermaid crashing out of the waves. Mikasa and Armin whooping and whistling the pair who were soon feeling bashful.  

Just wait a minute, let me take you there 

Armin sang solo as Jean was still rather flustered and needed a minute to compose himself before he joins in again. None of them seeing that the tent flap had been opened and a small group had gathered to watch silently stunned. 

 (ah)

Onyankopon sounded as he jumped into the air to be spotted, hand on top of his head as he pretended to be a shark. 

And wait a minute 'til you..

Mikasa sang as she playfully pushed through all three males, strutting as she walked and posing at the end like a model. Armin and Jean all slapping the back of their hands to their forehead and pretending to fate by her. 

 (ah, hey!)

Onyankopon didn't miss his part and posed like a bad chick once yet and nodding towards their invisible crowed, pretending they were screaming out his name afterwards. 

Bang-bang, there goes your heart 

Armin and Jean sang togehter as they rested an arm on each of Mikasa's shoulders, earning her to bend her knees a little for both to reach at once. Her face eating up as both grinned at her and winked, hinting towards who'd be stealing their hearts. 

 (I know you want it)

Onyankopon slayed as he shoved all three out of his way and did a few disco moves towards their crowd. 

Back-back seat of my car 

Mikasa sang as she shimmered towards their invincible crowd, giving a wink as she spung around at the end. Feeling only a little bit embarrassed over it all. 

 (I'll let you have it)

Onyankopon did a few kick dances, arm around Mikasa as he had her arm around his shoulder, joining him in kicking their legs from one side to the other. 

Just wait a minute, let me take you there 

Jean sang as he doing his own walk way strut and giving a silly pose at the end, earning the other three to clap and cheer at him. 

 (ah)

Onyankopon backed up from where he was sitting on Mikasa's shoulders and pretending to hold a mic in his hands. 

And wait a minute 'til you- EEK!

Armin started to sing with a bright smile, jumping around with a fake mic before screaming as he turned round and spotted their very real crowd at the lifted tent capes. 

Jean leaping out of fright before freezing up and turning very pale as Armin stumbled back very embarrassed that everyone had witnessed all of that. Onyankopon casually slipped down from Mikasa shoulders, face straight and Mikasa stood overly calm as if they weren't just singing their hearts out seconds before. 

"Commander, is there an update?" Mikasa simply asked as she looked towards the grinning commander who had clearly loved the free show she just witnessed. 

"As you were, soldiers" Hanji grinned back, sending them all approving thumbs up. 

"Armin! MIKASA! What would mum say?" Eren blurted out in shock and horror to find his best friends, his family, singing and dancing to such a song that clearly wasn't innocent. 

"I'm so proud of you for finding entertainment that didn't end with Mikasa beating up those bullies again" Armin awkwardly answered as Carla was always hoping for the trio to enjoy their childhood without all their hangs out ending with Mikasa dealing with the bullies that Eren would lose a fight with. 

"I don't think he wanted that answered" Onyankopon merely commented towards the blonde man as he watched how flustered and frustrated the green eyed titan shifter grew. 

"What kind of play dates did you three have if it always ended up with Mikasa finishing a fight?" Levi asked with a raised eyebrow as he was pretty sure play dates weren't meant to end in a fight every single time. 

"Eren" Mikasa deadpanned. 

"Never mind" Levi replied as he gave an understanding nod. 

"Hey!" Eren cried back insulted. 

"How did I need to bribe you to keep your mouth shut?" Jean asked as he looked towards Connie, knowing the bald man was preparing to tell everyone who'd listen what he just saw. 

"You haven't got enough to bribe me to stop me from gossiping about this" Connie smugly answered, practically vibrating in the spot. 

"Guess Connie wouldn't be seeing the end of the war after all. Mikasa, would you mind?" Armin mumbled back with a disappointed look, shaking his head with regret as he sent his childhood friend on the guy. 

"Not at all" Mikasa replied as she punched a fist into her other palm, stalking towards Connie. 

"Whoa! Wait! I'll bite my tongue, I'll keep silent until after the war!" Connie yelled back in fright, holding his hands up in surrender. 

"I believe him. And now he owns us a favour for saving his life from Mikasa's wrath meaning you can't tell anyone until many years have passed" Jean smirked back as he crossed his arms over his chest. 

"You planned to use Mikasa to threaten me" Connie gasped back in betrayal. 

"Ackerman, with me. I came to fetch you to help with some heavy lifting. Someone knocked over the cannon balls.. again" Levi called out, nodding his head for her to follow and overlooking the whole singing scene for now. 

"My retirement pay better be good otherwise I'm going to shove those cannibals down the commander's throat" Mikasa grumbled back as she headed out after the captain, sick of being seen as a soldier worth five hundred men just to do all the heavy lifting instead of fighting. 

"I'm working on better pay, I swear. It's just the paperwork is so hard.. I don't blame for Erwin slowly raising wages since that was easier" Hanji yelp back as she didn't want to end up with Mikasa's wrath either. 

"I wouldn't have to worry over you driving any of your friends around in a car once we marry, do I?" Levi asked in a teasing tone as he glanced towards his future wife, having not yet told the others over their promise for after the war. 

"I don't think the cars that Marleyan hold would give much privacy to do anything but drive" Mikasa pointed out with a smirk as both have seen the type of cars the island was driving. 

"As long as I shouldn't worry over my wife playing a bad girl. I rather enjoy the thought of marrying my good girl who can throw on hell of a nasty punch" Levi commented with an sly smirk, not wishing to share his wife with anyone else. 

"You're only upset that I was caught singing that song without you. But I do much prefer listening to you sing it under your breath when doing paperwork" Mikasa teased back with a grin as she laced their fingers togehter, knowing no one else was around to spot them.