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"Damn, I wanted to be Mikasa" Armin whined as he crossed his arms, well crossed Eren arms as he now found himself trapped in Eren body. 

"Now I'll be able to kill all the titans, hahaha" Eren spoke like a psycho once more, laughing like a creepy murder who was about to go on a killing spree. His hands as claws as he held them up at his chest, liking a little mental ... well "he" was actually trapped inside Mikasa body. 

"Can you not make that mad man face while in my body or use that creepy crazy laugh with my voice. It's just ... wrong" Mikasa replied with a frown, just staring at her own body in disgust and a bit of concern for how Eren was making her look. Mikasa, well she was trapped inside Armin body .. she would freak out over the height different, the body weight and feeling as strange as a new-born puppy making her pride hurt a little but she was distracting with Eren making her body look strange. 

"Yeah, normally a badass Mikasa is a turn on for anyone but Eren .. you're just .. No. You're making the hottest person alive become a huge turn off right now" Jean sighed as he stared at Eren .. no Mikasa .. no! Eren in Mikasa body, a grossed out and horrified look on his face over Eren killing Mikasa normal vibe within seconds of them swapping bodies. 

"Not the time for such comments Jean, we're facing a real problem .. I need to pee!" Armin cried out, gripping at eren uniform belt as he dancing on the spot a little.

"Than just pee, we've grown up together Armin and we've shared barracks for years. I think we've seen enough of each other to not be shy over it anymore" Eren answered with a shrug, his actions and words sounding rather strange as all they could see was Mikasa doing it all. 

"No, we might have an issue .. what happens when I or Armin or ... Me in Armin and You in me have to use the bathroom or shower" Mikasa started to say before stopping herself as she wasn't sure how to call herself why in Armin body before just turning to herself and looking herself in the eyes knowing Eren stared back. 

"I'll just close my eyes" Eren answered with a shrug, making it seem like it wasn't a big idea.

"Oh god" Armin whispered in pure horror as he finally took in over how screwed they'll all be and Eren in a Mikasa body wasn't helping matters. 

"Who's going to teach Mikasa to use Eren body if he does or she .. or Mikasa in Eren needs to pee" Jean started to ask, getting confused before changing up his words a little.

The room falling into a heavy silence as Jean question echoed around their heads. No one had thought over Mikasa having to use a man body for once or learning how to use it and than the same issue had finally snapped into Eren head. He had no clue how to be a women or use a women body like his own ... let alone his adopted sister body. He didn't want to mess with that, panic was only now rising in him. 

"We wet ourselves" Mikasa and Eren spoke at the same time, both nodding their heads in agreement. 

"Wash with our clothes on at all times" Eren added as his face, well Mikasa face, fell more pale. 

Mikasa and Armin raising an eyebrow making Eren just state at seeing his best friend and his own body raise an unsure eyebrow towards him .. he wasn't use to the new height that came with Mikasa body. 

"That's as disgusting as peeing yourselves for however long this may last. Look, we'll all just close our eyes and help either other out. We'll go to the bathroom, do what we must and try not to look at anyone body as well as we can. For showers, we'll help each other out. We can just wash each other why our eyes are closed. I can wash my own body, Mikasa you wash your own body and Eren can wash his own body .. no one is touching the bodies we're trapped in and only we see ourselves naked .. sounds like a plan" Armin offered, his hands on his hips as he looked to his two friends who blankly stared at him.

Even Jean just stared as they listened to Eren body give a sensible smart plan and acting like a nerd for a couple minutes. It was a sight that the other's couldn't take in very well. 

"But what happens if you all have memory over this once you chance back .. I mean. What if Eren remembers everything his body sees why Mikasa is in it?" Jean questioned making the other three freeze up in horror. 

"Look, we clearly need a mature adult right now" Armin sighed, running a hand through eren hair as he looked to the ground.

"But Armin, YOU ARE the MATURE adult between us .. we're no longer cadets but real soldiers now. We've been apart for the Survey Corps for five years now .... we're the flipping adults" Eren argued back, freaking out a little and making everyone look at him oddly since he forgot he was in Mikasa body. 

"Let's all calm down .. Eren try and be .. less you. I can't survive if I have to keep watching myself look and act like ... you?" Mikasa spoke neck, crossing her arms over her chest and freezing as she felt how flat it was. Her eyes falling down and she remembered she was in Armin body and he didn't have her boobs. Flat was normal for Armin .. flat was not something to freak her out .. Flat. 

"Damn, I won't be able to balance anything on my tits now" Mikasa grumbled under her breath making the other's choke as they just stared at an Armin body and voice say such a comment. 

"Oh wow, you really can use them as a table" Eren muttered impressed as he grabbed a file, sliding under his/mikasa neck and letting her boobs do the work. 

Jean just having a nosebleed as he watched the event before him, his eyes wide and a blessed smile on his lips as he thanked every god for giving him this moment. Even if he knew that Eren was in Mikasa body, it was still worth seeing such a sight. 

"Stop that! Let's try and think over what happened" Armin huffed back, slapping Mikasa body arm making Eren whine back before stopping as he didn't feel any pain.

"Yikes Mikasa, what is your body made out of .. the flipping walls. How did I not feel any pain from that" Eren mumbled back in shock, poking at her his new arms to see if he could feel any pressure. 

"You get use to it" Mikasa just answered with a shrug. 

"Did any of you get given a glass of water from Hanji, she was just making sure we didn't over work ourselves as we got trapped with tons of paperwork that was due today" Armin asked as he looked to his two friends, well turned to look at his own face and Mikasa face staring back at him.

"Yeah, she popped up why Captain Mike was out getting us some food. She gave me half a cup of water and told me to stay hydrated .. she actually won't leave until I drank it" Eren answered as he ran a hand through Mikasa hair, enjoying the silky feeling. 

"Actually it was the same for me, she rushed inside the room I was using, she kept trying to push me into drinking the water even thought Levi brought me tea. I only actually drank the water because I was trying to get her to leave before she noticed Lev- before Levi returned to check on my work and made sure I wasn't hiding any files under the desk but that's where you would hide stuff you didn't want to be seen" Mikasa started to explain before coughing a little as she changed up her story a little deciding not to tell the other's the full truth.

Armin watched as the tip of his nose turned rosy making his jaw fall open as he knew that whenever he thought dirty thoughts his nose would turn rosy. It was a secret he never told his friends since he found it embarrassing but now he saw it without using a mirror, he knew Mikasa was lying over certain events last night.

"You hid paperwork under the desk and quickly rank said water from Hanji to make her leave before she took notice of said paperwork and Levi found out you were hiding something under there the whole time" Armin asked, his arms crossed over his chest and he looked less mother like and threatening in Eren body for some reason. 

Mikasa just nodded her head, glancing away and hoping she could lie better in Armin body than when the blonde boy was in his own body. Of course, it failed awfully as Armin had own his tell in the lying department and he wanted as his left thumb twitched.

"Once we get our bodies back, we're talking about what was under that table that you couldn't let Hanji see" Armin whispered warningly, a cheeky grin on his lips as he could work it out but he wouldn't say anything for now. 

"Just remember if we return to our real bodies, I can murder you" Mikasa threatened back, even in his smaller weaker looking body she still seemed rather scary. 

"Oi! Where the hell have you four been, we sent word for you four to head over to the meeting roo- What's wrong with you?" Levi voice broke the silence, an irritated look on his face as he leaned in the doorway with his arms cross and a glare in his eyes. He took once glance at the three as they looked at him and straight away noticed something wasn't right.

His Mikasa wasn't Mikasa .. something wasn't right. 

He knows her way better than he knew himself and a single look told him that she wasn't the one he knew. 

"Hanji swapped our bodies" 

Levi turned to Armin body, looking into the clear blue eyes and finding the person he was searching for. He knew they weren't playing jokes but he won't admit how he knew over such a fact.

"The water from last night?" Levi asked as he raised a knowing eyebrow, this wasn't the first body swap that Hanji had caused in her years of working within the Survey Corps. 

"Seems so, she did the same with both Armin and Eren. Got them why they were alone and why the captains were away. She clearly knew when they would come check on us or head out to grab some food or drink" Mikasa explained, lowing her arms to her side and feeling a little strange in Armin body with the captain staring at her like nothing was different. 

"Hmm, best time to make a move. When no one would be around to stop anything" Levi commented, a knowing look in his eyes as Armin watched his nose turn rosy again making his lips part.

"Oh my god, you two were-hph" Armin started to scream out as he finally connected all the dots and understood why Captain Levi was hiding away from Hanji. Mikasa shoved her hand at his mouth, having to push Armin body on tiptoes to reach Eren mouth but she did it just in time before anything were said. 

"Yes, we did paperwork" Levi corrected, a simple lie never harmed anyone after all. 

"Oh, I can guess what you did if you had to hide from not being decent enough to be seen" Armin muttered under his breath, owning the stupid grin on eren lips that he was making work under his hidden comment. 

But clearly Mikasa had still heard him why Levi started speaking over a cure, Eren and Jean listening contently. Levi frowning over the face that Eren was making Mikasa face do. Mikasa using Armin body to pinch Armin in warning, she knew Eren weak spot meaning she knew how to gain payback on her friend over his comment. 

"Heads up, the cure will make you pass out once you've taken it but you'll wake up back to normal again .. trust me" Levi sighed as he walked over, taking out a key and opening a locked cupboard, pulling out a single bottle.

"A sip is all you need, we keep a bottle of the cure in every room mostly. Like I said, this isn't the first time it's happened and sometimes we've had to rush out of the walls. So now, we keep a bottle around most rooms" Levi explained as he held it out to Mikasa first. 

"Is it safe to drink?" Mikasa asked unsure, making Armin body and face look rather normal with it's frightened but exploring look.

"It's safe" Levi promised and Mikasa took the first sip, Levi grabbing the bottle why Eren and Armin moved to catch their falling friend who was completely knocked out. Laying arm body down before sharing a look and deciding to sit on the ground before they took their own sips.

Levi left the three to sleep it off why he placed the body back in the cupboard and locked it up once more. Shaking his head in annoyance over Hanji pranks before putting the key away, he should have killed the crazy four eyes yesterday for interrupting his time with Mikasa. 

He turned back, a smirk on his lips as he took notice of the three sleeping positions. They had already changed back, they'll be as good as new time they wake up. But than he saw the dusty room they stood in and frowned. 

Walking over and kneeling down by Mikasa body before carefully lifting he off the ground, smirking as he felt her snuggle closer already knowing it was him who held her.

"Take those two back to their rooms" Levi ordered sternly as he looked over his shoulder to Jean who just nodded before watching the captain walk out with Mikasa.

"Damn, I tried helping first and yet I have to carry a suicidal bastard to bed and a cry baby ... this isn't fair. Where's my hot babe" Jean grumbled but got to work on picking up Armin first, Eren could suffer a little longer in his eyes.