ADVERTISEMENTS/HELP WANTED COLUMN:

We originally did not want to put advertising in Rita Skeeter Weekly. However, we lack sufficient funds to pay for all of this *cough* due to the lack of donations from our oh-so-loyal readers *cough*.

IF EVERYONE READING THIS RIGHT NOW GAVE A DONATION OF 5 SICKLES, WE WOULD BE ABLE TO NOT PLACE ANY ADVERTISEMENTS FOR THE NEXT THREE YEARS.
[PLEASE SELECT YOUR DONATION AMOUNT:]
➡️ 5 SICKLES
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We are sorry for the inconvenience.
-the staff of Rita Skeeter Weekly
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NOW AVAILABLE WITH SEVEN NEW FLAVOURS, INCLUDING SEWER WATER, GARLIC POMEGRANATE, AND USED ARMCHAIR!!!
GET THEM NOW AT YOUR LOCAL HONEYDUKES!
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NEED A HOUSE ELF?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT KEEPING YOUR MANOR CLEAN! GO TO THE HOUSE-ELF PLACING AGENCY LOCATED IN THE HEART OF LONDON TO FIND YOUR PERFECT ELF SERVANT TODAY!
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ROOMS HALF-PRICE!

VISIT THE LEAKY CAULDRON PUB AND INN FOR HALF-OFF A ROOM! IT'S A BARGAIN!
(Note: Not renting rooms for illegal wizarding/Dark Magic/Death Eater meetings.)
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Help Wanted

•[WRITER]- for The Rita Skeeter Weekly. Looking for a replacement for the last writer who resigned last minute to write for a rival newspaper. Owl for more information.

•[JANITOR]- desperately needed. Contact the Leaky Cauldron.

•[ASSISTANT JANITOR]- for St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. Must be a wizarding school graduate. Contact the front desk, ask for Rosa.

•[COOK]- cooking experience not required. Please owl The Three Broomsticks.

•[PERSON EXPERIENCED WITH THE DARK ARTS]- NOT an illegal solicitation for the Death Eaters or any illegal magic group. Meet at Knockturn Alley inside Borgin and Burke's at exactly 2:00 am on Thursday. Tell no one.

•[DATE FOR THE YULE BALL]- Young Gryffindor male, 15, in need for a date to the Yule Ball. Will pay for transportation and food. Contact Seamus Finnigan at Hogwarts.

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SEE YOUR ADVERTISEMENT HERE!
OWL TO INQUIRE FOR ADVERTISING SPACE.

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