A fanatic.

A flamer.

The worst combination of an enemy if you were to face them.

Especially when they constantly say something about the God they worship.

Y/n L/n, referred to by many names,

For instance, by Otto, he calls Y/n by the name of "Fucker".

By the enemies that are still recovering in the hospital from the burns, "Fucking maniac."

By the Geneva Convention book, "Motherfucker."

By the Emperor's Bulwarks, "Battle Brother!!"

And last but not least, the people who sell fuel for him, "Dear customer!!"

He goes by many names, also goes to burn many tourist attractions. But now, the so dangerous motherless maniac is cleaning his room, which he hasn't cleaned in 3 years or so. And even more surprisingly, Rita Rossweise is the one supervising him!!

"Can you stop observing me?"

He, who is you in this story, the motherless lunatic, asked.

"No can do. The Overseer assigned you as my Companion for now. So you will have to follow my orders, cleanse this... room." - Rita said as she watched you pulling out a big pile of... Unidentified objects from the corner of the room. "Seriously how do you sleep here?"

"Oh... What do you mean by that?"

"This is just like a dumpster... How can someone possibly sleep here?"

"Nah ur sounding like my mom."

"If you ever have one."

".... F word."

So after a bit of excavating, you found something horrifying beneath your precious treasures...

A man's hand.

"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!"

You screamed.

But Rita came closer and pulled the hand out, got a lifeless body of Otto Apocalypse out in the process.

"..."

So not only you were a motherless fanatic, but you also have a kink-

"NOPE. THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK. I DON'T EVEN KNOW."

"Of course... Overseer wouldn't give away his Soulium clones this easily....unless... you have-"

"THERE IS NOTHING I SWEAR TO GOD!"

So after disposing of the bodies with the help of Rita, you watched her burn all your precious treasures in pain, because most of your treasures are the things you view as, "oh maybe I'll need it later."

And then she took you over to the Immortal Blade's dormitory. You'll be resting there from now on and working as a helper there with her.

While Durandal is away, Rita is now the acting Chief of the Immortal Blades. So your responsibility as her companion weighs even more.

"You must be hungry." - Rita asked as she dragged you into the kitchen.

"Hunger for battle, exterminating blasphemers. Yes." - You answered.

"Take it easy, young boy. We'll have a long time to reshape your personality..." - Rita gives you a basket of potatoes and carrots, with a kitchen knife. "Peel them off and chop them into pieces, we're having curry for the whole squad."

And so you have to help her prepare dinner...

There's around 2 hours left until the standard dining time.

So what's restricting you from having some fun in preparation?

After all, having fun while doing something brings out more efficiency!!

You decided to use your master-class kniving skills, learned from when you killed the heretics to peel the potat– OH MY GOD YOU CUT YOUR OWN FINGER WHAT THE FUCK.

Now now, don't panic. I know it is painful. But you have to admit it, it was your fault, and crying won't do anything. Now go get a nice little b- No? You prefer to at least finish cutting this? Okay, you must be care- OH MY GOD YOU CUT YOUR FINGER AGAIN!!!!!

This madness has to stop now! You masochist mofo!

Another girl from the Immortal Blades came over and helped you bandage your fingers. You should thank her!

God, what about your knife skills? I thought you were a pro at this?

So you decided to peel them slowly and carefully... The peeled off parts were as thin as the beef pieces that the Vietnamese Pho restaurant downtown sells. (Trust me they are thinner than paper).

"...."

Rita looked at your work. It wasn't the best she had expected, but at least it surpassed the least she expected.

"Alright I'll handle the rest now thank you for your help Y/n. You may go take a rest while I prepare dinner."

"Alrighty."

You decided to take your free time to chill... But then something got your interest.

You were walking past a room with the door opened, the small gap was enough for you to see through. So out of curiosity, you peeked through for a slight second as you walked by.

Instead of seeing a beautiful girl undressing, revealing her underwear like all these "accidents" often occurred in fanfics, animes... You saw something way more beautiful and better.

An Imperial Titan.

Wait, not one, but three??? One of them is the Imperator-class???

So you do the only possible thing a sane man would do. Opened the door and walked in.

And you were blasted away by the view. A massive table. With a ton more miniatures, small little plastic soldiers. Even some Dreadnoughts also.

"Holy sheeesshh!!!!!"

You never imagined there would be someone sharing the same hobby with you, let alone being able to spend a fortune to buy these minis.

But still, these minis cost a fuckton of money... So who could possibl-

While you were thinking, you noticed the presence of someone else in the room.

Yes, how surprising. Someone is inside their own room.

It was a girl with long, orange hair, she seems young and is wearing a white T-shirt with shorts.

"Excuse me but who are you please get outside immediately."

The girl said as she forcefully pushed you back outside against the door.

"Sht what Did I do wrong?"

You thought as you were pushed closer to the door, you don't wanna go out so you have to say something.

Seems like she thought you are a stranger, or even worse, a perv-

"YOU ARE VERY PRETTY!!!"

RULE NUMBER 1 WHEN TALKING TO GIRLS FOR THE FIRST TIME, COMMEND THEIR BEAUTY.

....A pervert.

She pushed you even harder after that, banishment from the glorious tabletop was imminent. You can even feel her boobs touching you BUT THATS NOT THE CASE.

"That's some hawt looking Imperial Titans!! Especially that one gracious Imperator Titan!!"

You can feel the force of pushing was halved. So you continued.

"ESPECIALLY THESE BEAUTIFUL DREADNOUGHTS OVER THERE, AIDED BY SOME TERMINATORS!!!"

"You... know them?"

"Yes of course I do!! Battlemace Sixty-nine million!"

"Ooh... OOHHHHH!!!!"

That's it, you might have just found the love of your life.

"Ah sorry sorry, I- was, yeah." - She stopped leaning on you and started to talk to you.

"No no no it was my bad.. Storming into others' rooms like that. But couldn't resist ya know, at the sight of these beautiful miniatures..." - You said as you approached the table. "First time seeing these this close..."

"Oh... It would seem that you have the same hobby as mine..."

"Yes, all da wei, glory to the Emperor."

"So... Ahem... Since you're here anyways... Why don't we get to know each other..."

This is it bois.

Permission granted, you might lose your virgini-

"...through a game of tabletop? I have some armies back there in the display."

"HELL YEAH!!!"

Nearly an hour later, Rita walked into the room after hearing your voice coming out from it.

"Hey Y/n dinner's ready- What the-"

She looking at you playing with the girl.

"........"

"Hey mom, this is my girlfriend" - You said. "Meet... Uh... what's your name anyways?"

You turned over to the girl, you two were both into the game so much that you forgot even the basics of introduction.

End of Chapter 2.

New Friend Made : Susannah of the Immortal Blades.