"MUHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Imagine the most evil voice you could ever imagine, or have heard somewhere.

"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!! HE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The people began to run all over the place, they left the tents and the campfires, and fled into the woods.

They were running away from the flames that were spreading to their camp. But what is more dangerous than the flame is the man who started it.

He walks alone in the flame, fearlessly, calmly, confidently, pridefully wielding a flamethrower and burning down the forest.

"I HEARD YOU GUYS ARE PLOTTING SOMETHING THAT IS VIOLATING THE GENEVA CONVENTION!!!!!!!"

"NO FUCK OFF"

"YES FUCK OFF!!!!!"

He laughed as he burnt the entire forest down, which dramatically worsened the climate change.

Later he was seen standing in an office, in front of a table, a man with yellow, long hair facedesked. While he was standing, he also scratches his hair and whistles.

"Uh... can I go-" - He said with an awkward smile on his face.

"No you fucking lunatic... dear god what have I done to deserve this..." - The blonde man answered with a faint voice, and sounded like he was going to cry too.

"It- It was just a small fire... Not like it-"

Before he could finish his sentence, the blonde man got up immediately and stared at his soul with empty eyes.

"Small fire you say? You have any idea on how many people are talking about it now and they are blaming us for it?"

"Uh........ No?"

"GOOD FOR YOU!!!" - The blonde man slapped him in the face. But the man blocked the slap and bitch slapped him back.

"Bitch watch your ton- I mean sorry, I will not do it again."

"..."

The blonde man doesn't seem to be that surprise.

"Alright... Just promise me that you will not break out of the line and go burn stuff again. Even if they are heretics."

"Aye."

"Alright there's a bunch of heretics gathered up at one of our northern posts, what will you bring?"

"My trusty flamethrower!"

"THATSNOTITDAMNIT!!!!!!!"

The blonde man, known as our beloved Overseer of Schicksal, savior of mankind, who has done many good deeds, the one that boosted our civilization's advancement and technology, the one who found the cure to stop Honkai infection, the great savior of us all!! Otto Apocalypse!!!!!

While the other man is named John Y/n. Who just ran off to another mission with his trusty flamethrower.

Otto is having a headache with you, because you keep running around and purge the enemies with fire, while also causing a lot of casualties to both the environment and the public. To the point Schicksal's fund has been reduced by 50%.

"This can't keep going on... I need to shape that mofo in place. He must know the weight of the burden he carries on his shoulder!! As every true fighter for Schicksal does!" - Otto said and went to your room. "To start it off, I'll look for his- BWHGJSISHSJS!!!!!?"

He opened the door and a pile of trash, unorganized clothes fell on top of him. You haven't cleaned the room for months.

"That...mo-" - Otto took his last breath as he suffocated without oxygen because he was buried deep below.

OTTO DIED! YES YES YES YES

But another Otto showed up.

"What a waste of biomass." - He said as he fixed his hair.

NO NO NO!!!!

After a long session of diving into that room and looking for something. Otto finally found your diary.

"Finally!!"

At the cost of 3 clones' bodies got buried.

Back to his office. He opened the first page, hoping to find what you desired in order to make it easier for him to shape you properly.

"Otto is an ugly bastard." - Otto said, then he realized what he just read. "Fuck. Hold on..." - Otto flipped onto the next pages and found something he wanted. "Finally! At last!"

Meanwhile, at your place.

You're casually purging the enemy with your trusty flamethrower. Even your allies are scared of you because of the way you fight the enemies, you burn these traitors alive in front of them without a change in your emotion, you're just having fun.

"I think that's enough, sir Y/n." - You heard a girl who was trying to stop you, from behind.

"Nah shaddap. It's not enough yet, they might be faking their deaths, in that case we'll burn all their bodies too." - You said, but you felt a hand grab your shoulder.

"I told you to stop." - The girl was standing right behind you. Seems like she's the one who is grabbing your shoulder, and her grip is strong too.

You stopped and turned back.

It was Rita. (I'm too lazy to write at this point).

Surprisingly to the others, you stopped when you saw her, but still raised the flamethrower towards the burned enemies.

"I almost thought I got the wrong person, Mr. Y/n wasn't it?" - Rita asked you.

"Yes, it's a me, Mario."

"..."

Someone chuckled.

"Anyways, it's rare to see a Valkyrie wandering around these places... What art thou purpose in this wretched, polluted, need-to-be-cleansed place?" - You asked Rita as you put the flamethrower aside.

"Overseer Otto sent you a new mission, which involved me as well." - She gave you her tablet, which displayed a message from Otto.

Dear motherless dude.

From today onwards, you are promoted to a Honkai fighting position. You'll be a companion of an honorable S-ranked Valkyrie, Rita Rossweisse, you better behave well around her or I'm assigning you to Durandal.

Sincrecely,

Your beloved Overseer, Otto Apocalypse, leader of the Theresa Apocalypse fanclub, chairman of the Magical Girl Teri Teri fanclub.

"..." - You looked at the tablet, and then looked at Rita again. You repeated doing it for a few more times. "Uhm... Fighting... Honkai?"

Rita nods.

"These... White beasts?"

"They also came in black variants, it's 2023."

"... These destructive creatures which can tear through Titans with ease?"

Rita nods.

"..................oh nyo-"

Rita's mind :

Dear god, why did the Overseer assign me on this mission with him... It is true that while Master Durandal is gone for a mission, I'm free most of the time when there's no Honkai threats, but things like this shouldn't be better when assigned to an A-ranked Valkyrie?

Back to outside.

Rita dragged you to the landed dropship which she took to get here.

"Let's head back to the HQ for now, your mission is done." - Rita said. "I had to go back early and prepare dinner for the others."

"NO!! I HAVE TO BURN THESE HERETICS! THEY ARE NOT DEAD YET!!" - You yelled, and resisted, but you couldn't escape from her.

Then the dropship left the area and flew back to the HQ.

The heretics down below, who pretended to be dead and survive stood up and laughed at the sky.

"HAHAHA NOT TODAY YOU DAMN-"

'Oh hey there's some survivors here." - Your teammates found them and put a bullet in their head.

"While you are my companion, I am also given the order to teach you some manners as well." - Rita said while she drove the ship.

"Huh..... Don't do unnecessary things please." - You said.

"Unfortunately, I can't. I will carry out the mission which has been given to me, and teach you well, so you'll become an elegant soldier, that's what girls nowadays like."

"Nah, some of them like other girls, some like money more, while the ones like kind, good, caring men won't be around on the battlefield waiting for me to pick them up from debris or something." - You said.

Rita looked at you as if she was looking at a retard.

"Who told you girls are like that?"

"Personal experience."

"Aren't you 15? How many relationships were you in?"

"Technically I am 17 this year."

"Nevertheless, you have no real experience with girls I see... This might be an opportunity for you at the Immortal Blades."

"Why- oh wait... Aren't you all Valkyries girls?"

"Now you realize?"

"God, I want some boyz with me to hang out with and maybe play Battlemace sixty million."

"The battle what?"

"Hey is that a bird?"

Rita looked at the sky, she saw a flying Honkai beast charged directly down to the ship. She tried to evade but she knew the ship wouldn't make it in time, she left the seat and grabbed her sickle and you, then jumped out of the ship before it got hit by the beast.

The ship was pinned down to the ground immediately, faster than you and Rita's fall speed due to the beast's spear-like head.

"There goes our transport back home... I'll request someone to pick us up." - Rita calmly said while still falling down with you in her hands.

"ISN'T THAT THE-"

"Calm down, Y/n."

You two landed on snow, thankfully the layer of snow was thick enough to negate the fall damage.

"Thank heavens it's winter now." - You said as you emerged out of the snow, looked for Rita but found that she was already battling the flying creature that took the ship down.

You came closer to look, only to see her fighting the beast in a strange way that you've never seen before, she dodged the beast's attacks elegantly, so swiftly as if the beast was slower than a snail for her to just slip by.

And with a stroke from her sickle, she took the head of the beast and killed it, ending the battle so easily.

"That's how you fight-"

Just when she turns back, the supposedly dead monster rises again, and launches tentacles from its bodies. The tentacles caught the unguarding Rita and were grasping her tightly, of course that wouldn't kill her but could injure her.

However, before it could do such a thing, you had come by and cut the tentacles off, also fired upon the beast's body, then stomped on its body to knock it down to the ground. The bullet wounds you gave it started to catch fire. The gun in your hand changed back to the flamethrower, which surprised Rita, and you started to burn the creature. It couldn't scream due to the head being cut off, but you could see it struggling in pain.

"Phew..." - You took your breath heavily as you watched the creature die to your flame.

"... Thank you." - Rita said as she approached you slowly from behind.

"Yeah you're welcome. Be careful next time."

Rita saw you intentionally avoided looking at her, while also wiping something off his eyes.

"Wait did you cry?"

"No I did not, why would I?"

"Then why are you wiping your tears?"

'Those are not tears!! You don't have anything better to say?"

"Okay fine, then what's up with that weapon of yours?"

"Ah, this?" - You looked at your trusty flamethrower. "It's a unique weapon developed by a secret unit in Schicksal. I stole one of them and put them to good use."

"...."

"....By the way have you told someone to pick us up?"

Rita sighed before talking.

"Of course I had... Y/n."

"?"

"I'll have to teach you more than I have expected to, but thank you for saving me earlier." - She said with a smile.

"Aw shaddap! That sounds so cringe like the author's idea!!"

End of Chapter 1.

Maybe a romance story with Rita this time? (No betrayal stuff tho, even tho I put a massive plot twist here this time)

Anyways, might update this regularly or not since I'm lazy 50% of the time, and sleeps for the 39% of the time. 

Anyways since Y/n is going to be a walking lunatic, don't expect heroic acts from him.