New Deals & Employees

Blitzø was sleeping until he heard the doorbell ring

"Alright, I'm coming, I'm coming." Blitzø said drowsily as he went to the door & opened it "Oh, morning Stolas, Stella."

"Wash up & get dressed, Blitzø, we have a lot of work to do." Stolas said

Later, Blitzø was eating at a Diner with Stolas & Stella

"Did you sleep well, Blitzø?" Stella asked

"Yeah, I slept pretty good." Blitzø said

"Are you excited for today?" Stella asked

"Hell yeah, I'm fucking pumped." Blitzø said

"It's a shame that Moxxie, Millie, & Loona passed on so suddenly." Stolas said

"Yeah..." Blitzø sighed

"I still think Asmodeus had something to do with it." Stolas said

"Stolas, settle down, I asked him about it & he said that he kicked out Moxxie & Millie after we left." Blitzø said "He wasn't even there when Moxxie & Millie were killed."

"Alright, if you say so." Stolas sighed

"You know, I kind of feel responsible for their deaths & I feel responsible for Moxxie & Millie getting kicked out of Ozzie's on their 1st marriage anniversary." Blitzø said

"Blitzø, their deaths had nothing to do with you & you did not ruin their anniversary." Stolas said

"But Moxxie told me not to follow them, but I didn't listen." Blitzø said

"Well, that may be true, but you were only trying to stand up for them, so you never meant any harm." Stolas said.

"No offense to you, Blitzø, but I honestly think Moxxie was a fool for singing a love song there." Stella said "I'm quite surprised that Millie didn't even look embarrassed."

"Yeah, I seriously don't understand them sometimes." Blitzø said "Despite that error, they were the greatest employees I've ever hired."

"Don't worry, Blitzø, you'll be able to get new employees." Stolas smiled in encouragement.

"Thanks Stolas, anyway, what are we gonna do today?" Blitzø asked

"Well, first thing's first, we're going to go to your old company building so you can pack up whatever you have in your old office, then we'll go to your new company building where we'll meet Lucifer, Rosie, & Alastor." Stella explained

"Alright, hey Stolas, would it be alright if I ask you a favor?" Blitzø said

"Sure, any favor you desire." Stolas said

"Well, you see, I have a twin sister, her name is Barbie Wire & I was wondering if you can help me get her out of rehab." Blitzø said

"Of course, I'll see what I can do." Stolas said

"Thanks, also, Asmodeus told me that someone called Lucifer & reported my company." Blitzø said

"What? Now who within hell did that?" Stolas said

"Blitzø, when they reported the Immediate Murder Professionals, I believe that they were trying to ruin you & have you punished or it could be for revenge." Stella said

"It seems like it." Blitzø said

"You don't think it was Fizzarolli or Verosika?" Stolas said

"Maybe or It could be one of the targets." Blitzø shrugged

"If you don't mind me asking, but how are you going to exterminate the DHORKS?" Stella said

"I don't know, I'll think of something." Blitzø said

"You better think of something quick, because they might have evidence of our existence." Stolas said

"I know, damn it, why didn't I get us human disguises instead of screwing off around the living world without them." Blitzø said frustratingly "Even Loona had a human disguise."

"Why didn't you ask me for human disguises? You know my grimoire has a human disguise spell" Stolas said

"Oh, now you tell me." Blitzø rolled his eyes

"What do you mean now I tell you? I didn't give you my book just to go to the living world, you know." Stolas raised his voice

"Alright, that's enough." Stella said sternly shutting up both Blitzø & Moxxie "This isn't the time to argue, I know we've made mistakes, but arguing about it isn't gonna fix them. Hopefully, people will think the evidence those DHORKS have is fake, so the least we could do is lay low for a bit. Understand?"

"Yes ma'am/dear." Blitzø & Stolas said

"Good." Stella said

"Blitzø, I'm sorry, I should've told you." Stolas apologized

"No, no, I'm sorry, I was gonna ask you for human disguises but it slipped my mind." Blitzø apologized before sighing "I just hope things won't go into shit."

"Don't fret, everything will be okay." Stolas said

After Breakfast, they got to the old company building & Blitzø packed his stuff from his office

"You got everything?" Stolas said

"Yeah, I'm all set." Blitzø said as he was holding a box of his office stuff

"Oh, did you remember to bring your grimoire?" Stolas said

"Right here." Blitzø said as he pulled out his grimoire

"Good." Stolas said

"I'm gonna have to admit, I'm gonna miss this place." Blitzø said as he looked around the room "I made a lot of memories here."

"I know, but it's time for you to make new memories, it's like they always say: Out with the old & in with the new." Stolas said

"You're right." Blitzø said

"Now, come along, Lucifer is waiting for us." Stolas said

"Right." Blitzø said

When they arrived at the new company building

"Holy shit balls!" Blitzø exclaimed as he a big & tall company building

"Blitzø, glad you could make it." Lucifer approached him with Alastor & Rosie "How do you like the new building?"

"This is FUCKING awesome!" Blitzø said excitedly

"I knew you would like it." Lucifer smiled

"Let us give you the tour, my impish fellow." Alastor said

Lucifer showed Blitzø around the company building, he showed him the training room, the lobby, the cafeteria, the meeting room & the torture room.

"& here is your office." Lucifer said

"Whoa, this is a big office, I always dreamed of having an office this big." Blitzø said amazingly

"I'm glad you like it, now let's head to the meeting room, there are things we need to discuss." Lucifer said

Blitzø put his things in his new office & got to the meeting room

"Okay, let's get down to business." Blitzø said

"Right, first we should talk about some new conditions of your company." Lucifer said

"Like what?" Blitzø said

"The first condition is when your clients are done with torturing your targets, you could send your targets over to the Cannibal Town." Rosie said

"Cannibal Town?" Blitzø said

"Yes, we do need your help with our food supply, you know." Rosie said

"You got it, Ms. Rosie." Blitzø said

"Now, the other condition is that you send your clients to the Hazbin Hotel where they can be redeemed into Heaven." Alastor said

"Will this guarantee to make her happy that I'm helping her getting patrons for her redemption project?" Blitzø asked

"Haha, of course it will, she'll be thrilled that you're helping her." Alastor said

"Blitzø, you recall someone by the name of Henroin?" Lucifer asked

"You mean Don Henroin, the mafia boss & godfather of the Ragno Family?" Blitzø said

"That's the one, he wants to discuss a business deal with you if your interested." Lucifer said

"I never thought I would end up getting a business deal with a leader of a mafia, but I'm down." Blitzø said

"Excellent." Lucifer said

"Blitzø, if you don't mind me asking, who are you planning to hire as your new employees?" Stella said

"Well I have a few people in mind, my sister Barbie Wire is pretty good at killing herself, & there was one imp who I was planning to hire." Blitzø said "His name is Striker."

"Are you sure you want to hire him? You know you have a bit of bad blood after what happened at Wrath." Stolas said

"I know, I know, but I was planning on hiring him before that incident happened." Blitzø said "If only I had a way to contact him."

"I can help you with that Blitzø, I happen to have his number." Stella said

"Oh, thanks Stella." Blitzø said "Wait, how do you have—?"

"Moving on." Stella interrupted

"Is there anyone else you can think of?" Stolas asked

"Yeah, they're called the Murder Family & one of them is actually...my former target." Blitzø said

"Alright, now you're just walking on thin ice, have you lost your mind?" Stolas said incredulously

"Stolas, I know it's suicide, but maybe I can make peace with them & we can probably let bygones be bygones." Blitzø said

"You know, you sound a bit more like Charlie, but if you insist on hiring them it's your funeral." Lucifer said

"Another person I am planning on hiring is Angel Dust." Blitzø said

"Excellent Choice." Alastor said "But if you want Angel to work for you, you're gonna have to get Valentino's approval."

"Be warned Blitzø, Valentino is someone you clearly do not want to cross." Stella said

"Don't worry, I can negotiate with him, him & I go way back." Blitzø said

"& you'll also need Charlie's permission as well since Angel does live in the Hotel." Alastor said as he brought out a piece of paper "Here's her number."

"Also Blitzø, during your time running IMP, what kind of people do you kill?" Stolas asked

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Blitzø said confusingly

"What he means to ask is do you kill both guilty & innocent." Stella said

"Uh...yeah." Blitzø said

"Blitzø, that's not a good thing." Stolas said

"What, It's nothing personal, it's just business." Blitzø said

"It doesn't matter if it's business or not, you can't kill the innocent." Stolas said

"Why not?" Blitzø said

"Because, if you have killed the innocent, where do you think they're gonna go after you kill them?" Stolas said

"...Heaven?" Blitzø said

"Exactly, the point is that if you keep killing the innocent, you're gonna make a fuck ton of enemies from Heaven." Stolas said "In other words, you keep on killing the innocent & the innocent will kill you."

"Oh shit, you're right, why didn't anyone tell me that sooner, why didn't anyone warn me!?" Blitzø panicked

"Didn't your employee Moxxie tell you?" Lucifer said "Because from what I read, he was the smartest of your employees."

"Well, no, I mean yes, I mean maybe he didn't, maybe he did, or maybe he tried to tell me & I didn't listen, I don't fucking know." Blitzø said anxiously

"Now Blitzø, calm down, don't panic." Lucifer said

"Don't panic? Innocent people from Heaven are gonna put a target on my head on the Extermination all because of what I did to them when they were alive & I didn't even know about it until now. How the fuck am I supposed to not panic after realizing this?" Blitzø said

"There might be a few ways to ease their anger & vengeance towards you." Stella said

"How? Please, tell me, I don't wanna die." Blitzø said desperately

"Calm yourself, no one is going to die." Stella said "Firstly, you're already going to help the Hazbin Hotel get new clients, so that's a good start. Secondly, you need to start killing those who deserve it."

"Like what?" Blitzø asked

"Murderers, Psychopaths, Rapists, Pedophiles, & Abusers for example." Stella said

"Oh yeah, that makes sense." Blitzø said

"Thirdly, if you take a mission from a client, you need to investigate the target's background to see if they're guilty or innocent, because the client might be lying about the target doing bad things to them when really the client did bad things to the target." Stella explained

"Hm..." Blitzø said before thinking "Was that what Moxxie thought when Martha was our target."

"Now, you do all those things I just explained & Heaven won't be as spiteful towards you then they will be if you keep up with the old methods of your company, alright love?" Stella said

"Yeah, okay." Blitzø understood

"Also Blitzø, you are forgetting one thing, they're not supposed to kill Hellborns like us on the Extermination." Stolas said "So, you're safe for now."

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that, that's a bit of a relief." Blitzø said

"Alrighty then, that ends today's meeting." Lucifer said as he stood up "If you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way."

"We wish you the very best, my impish fellow." Alastor said as he left with Lucifer

"Hey, Ms. Rosie?" Blitzø said

"Yes?" Rosie said

"I was wondering if I can have your autograph please?" Blitzø said as he pulled out an autograph book

"It would be my pleasure." Rosie smiled as she signed her name "Here's a little something extra for good luck."

Rosie held Blitzø's face & kissed his cheek leaving a lipstick mark.

"Ta-ta, Blitzø." Rosie said as she left Blitzø with a silly smile & hearts floating above his head

"Let's go, Stolas." Stella said as she stood up

"Yes, let's." Stolas said

"Wait Stolas, can I have a word with you?" Blitzø said

"Sure, what is it?" Stolas said as Stella left

"Well, first off I'm sorry about our date being a disaster & for using you to spy on Moxxie & Millie on their anniversary." Blitzø said

"It's alright, but I'm also the one who needs to apologize to you as well, I'm sorry I had been treating you like nothing but a sex object." Stolas said

"Stolas, we both were terrible, we only knew each other one time when we were kids, maybe we need some time to get to really know each other." Blitzø said "So maybe we should start over."

"I agree, I asked Stella to get to know you as well, & she's agreed also." Stolas said

"You think she & I will hit it off." Blitzø said

"Yes." Stolas said as Blitzø sighed "Are you okay?"

"I'm sorry, it's just...I wish they were here to see this." Blitzø said sadly

"I know, they would be so proud of you for getting this sort of achievement." Stolas said

"Yeah, but...I never got a chance to apologize to them for my mistakes with them." Blitzø said

"Everyone makes mistakes, Blitzø, even me." Stolas said "I would highly suggest you seek Rosie for that sort of advice."

"You're right...you know, sometimes I wonder where they went after they died." Blitzø said

"I wonder that too, nobody knows, but one thing for sure, is that they're right here." Stolas said as he pointed at Blitzø's heart

"Thanks Stolas." Blitzø smiled

"You're welcome, anyway, best of luck to you, Blitzy." Stolas said cheerfully as he left "I'll be back with your sister in a jiff."

"Okay." Blitzø said

"Knock knock." Octavia greeted as she entered the room

"Oh, Via, what are you doing here?" Blitzø said surprisingly

"I just stop by & give you some help." Octavia said "This is a nice building, Lucifer's got awesome tastes."

"I know, I was getting ready to make some Help Wanted fliers." Blitzø said

"I can help you with that, all we need is a computer & a printer, & I'll show you the ropes." Octavia said

A half an hour later, Blitzø successfully made a wanted poster on his computer & printed it out with Octavia's help

"You did it, good job." Octavia praised

"Thanks, I couldn't have done without your help." Blitzø said as he rubbed Octavia's head

"You're welcome." Octavia smiled

"Alright, kid, I'll take care of the rest." Blitzø said

"Okay, good luck." Octavia said as she left

After Blitzø used the copy machine to make copies of the Help Wanted flier

"Now, how do I get these help wanted fliers around town? Hmmm." Blitzø wondered as he noticed his grimoire on his desk "Maybe this can help me out."

Blitzø went outside & turned a few pages before finding something. Blitzø raised his hand which became surrounded in black Aura which summoned a shadow circle as a few shadow versions of himself came out

"Now that is amazing." Blitzø said as he gave each of the shadows a stack of fliers "Alright you guys, I have a task for you, you're gonna hang these fliers all over the city or pass them out to people. But don't hang them all in one building, I don't want any messes, okay?"

The shadows saluted & went their separate ways

"Yo, Blitzø." A voice said

Blitzø looked & saw his twin sister Barbie Wire

"Barbie." Blitzø said

"Hey Blitzø, Stolas told me that you sent him to get me out of rehab." Barbie said "Thanks for that."

"Barbie, about what I did, I—." Blitzø said

"Don't worry about it, I'm just glad you got me out of that shithole." Barbie said

"Oh..." Blitzø said

"Well, well, well." A voice said

They looked & saw Stella with Striker

"Striker." Blitzø said

"Heard you needed my help in the killing biz." Striker said as he looked at the building "Nice upgrade you got here."

"Look Striker, I know you & I had a little uh..." Blitzø said

"Hey, come on, you think I'm one who holds grudges." Striker said before smirking "Besides, I knew you would come crawling back to me eventually."

"Watch it." Blitzø snarled as Striker noticed Barbie

"Now who is this fine young lady?" Striker said as he approached Barbie

"Hello, I'm Barbie Wire, Blitzø's sister." Barbie said

"Barbie Wire, that's a beautiful name for a beautiful lady, the name's Striker at your service." Striker winked as he kissed her hand

"Hehehe." Barbie giggled with a blush

"Hey, do you mind?" Blitzø glared

"Nope, don't mind at all." Striker said

"Ugh, let's just get inside." Blitzø said

When Blitzø, Barbie, & Striker went into the building

"Damn, Blitzø, you've been moving on up to the East Side." Barbie said impressively

"You still sucking that ditzy blueblood's dick to get to the surface." Striker said

"Not anymore, because we got our own way to get there." Blitzø as he pulled out his grimoire.

"Hey, where'd you get that?" Striker said

"King Paimon gave it to me." Blitzø said

"Blitzø, where's my niece at?" Barbie asked

"Huh?" Blitzø said confusingly

"Yeah, & where is that pipsqueak & Mildred?" Striker said

"Wait, didn't Stolas & Stella tell you?" Blitzø said

"Tell us what?" Barbie said

"Guys...they...they died." Blitzø said hesitantly

"What?" Striker & Barbie said surprisingly

"Loona overdosed on drugs & Moxxie died in an accident with Millie." Blitzø said lowly

"Blitzø, when did you get wind of this?" Barbie said

"Yesterday, some cop informed me that they all died last night." Blitzø said

"How come you didn't call me about this?" Barbie said

"I thought...that you wouldn't care." Blitzø looked away in guilt

"Oh Blitzø." Barbie said softly "Of course I care, even though you fucked up my life, I still care about you."

"Why do you care about me after everything I've done to you?" Blitzø said

"Because you're my brother, you need to stop worrying about the past because it just doesn't matter, what matters is the decisions you make in the future." Barbie advised

"..." Blitzø stood in silence

"How are you holding up?" Striker asked

"Not well, but I'll be okay." Blitzø said

"I see..." Striker said

"Anyway, not only that, but someone pulled a snitch on me." Blitzø said

"About what?" Barbie asked

"Someone called Lucifer & reported him about my company, they actually thought he was gonna punish me for what I was doing with my company." Blitzø said "But the jokes on them, because Lucifer actually loved my company & promoted it, damn canary bastards."

"So, what's your point exactly?" Barbie said

"Look, the point is, since the snitch reported me, I need to figure out who they are." Blitzø said as he pulled out a long list "Now, last night I wrote down the names, who I have or might have bad blood, the names on the list are my former targets, Fizzarolli, Verosika, the Murder Family, the Cherubs, & you Striker."

"Eh, that's fair." Striker shrugged

"The reason why Stella's is not on the list is because she's currently helping me with the company." Blitzø said "I'm thinking about crossing the Cherubs out, because the last time I saw them they were in the living world, I haven't seen them here in Hell."

"Why would they be here in Hell?" Barbie said

"Because they got kicked out of Heaven." Blitzø said

"Okay, I think while you're on the subject of asking Fizzarolli & Verosika if they snitched on you, you should apologize to them." Barbie said

"How the fuck is apologizing to them gonna work & how is it gonna redo my mistakes with them in the past?" Blitzø said "You know they're not gonna accept my apology."

"The least you could do is try." Barbie said

"I have a question, what if it's not any of the people from the list?" Striker said

"Well, if it's someone from outside the list I have a feeling they may be a threat & if that's the case then we kill them." Blitzø said

"Woohoohoohoo, what is up, party people!" A shark-like demon burst through the door

"Dafuq?! Who the hell are you!?" Blitzø said startlingly

"The names Chaz, Chaz Thurman, & some weird shadows gave me this help wanted flier & I'm interested in getting a job here." Chaz said

"Wow, that was fast." Blitzø said "Okay, Chaz, let's take this to my office."

When they got to Blitzø's Office

"Alright, before I make a decision, how good are you at killing?" Blitzø asked

"How good am I? Buddy, I used to work in the mafia." Chaz said

"Oh, did you?" Blitzø said interestingly

"Yeah, that's how good I am at killing, I used to work at the mafia in the Greed Ring until I got fired." Chaz said

"Wouldn't they just kill you instead?" Blitzø asked

"Well, as long as I don't tell the authorities which I'm not planning to." Chaz said "Now this is between you & me, okay?"

"See nothing, hear nothing, say nothing." Blitzø said as Chaz noticed a picture of Moxxie & Millie

"Hey, is this Moxxie & Millie?" Chaz said

"Huh? You know them?" Blitzø asked

"Know them? I dated them." Chaz said

"You dated Moxxie & Millie?" Blitzø said surprisingly

"Yep, speaking of them, where are they?" Chaz said "I didn't see them when I got in."

"Um...Chaz, I don't know how to tell you this but...Moxxie & Millie are dead." Blitzø said uneasily

"...Hahahahaha, could you repeat that, I might've misheard you saying that they're dead." Chaz chuckled

"I'm not fucking kidding, Chaz, Moxxie & Millie are no more. They're. Gone." Blitzø said in a serious tone

"Oh...shit, I never knew." Chaz said shockingly

"I am deeply sorry, but they had an accident the night before yesterday." Blitzø said

"Is there gonna be a funeral?" Chaz said

"I don't know, Millie's Family might have heard the bad news by now, if I was invited I couldn't attend, because it would break my heart even more." Blitzø said

"Yeah, I wouldn't attend either, because her family hates me." Chaz said "Hey, maybe we could make a memorial for them where we build an altar & put their picture up, how's that sound."

"That would be nice." Blitzø said "Hey, since you're from the mafia, what do you know about Don Henroin."

"Henroin, well what I know about him is that he's someone you don't wanna fuck with, he has 2 sons & a daughter, his oldest son works for him while his other son is known as Angel Dust." Chaz explained

"Angel Dust? The pornstar?" Blitzø said

"Yep, but Angel Dust technically doesn't work in the mafia & he's not on good terms with his dad." Chaz said "As for his daughter, she's a real doll, you would love her."

"Okay, thanks for the info, you're hired." Blitzø said

"Awesome." Chaz smiled as they shook hands

"Blitzø, there's some spider demon who wants see you." Barbie said through the intercom

"I'll be right there." Blitzø responded

Blitzø & Chaz went to the lobby & saw a black spider demon with red eyes wearing a black suit

"You Blitzø with the O on silent?" The spider demon said

"I am." Blitzø said

"Name's Arackniss, Pops sent me over to pick you up to talk about some business." Arackniss said "I'm sure King Lucifer already told you."

"Oh yeah, he did." Blitzø said

"Alright then, come with me." Arackniss said

"Chaz, will you assist me?" Blitzø said

"No prob, Boss." Chaz said

Arackniss took Blitzø & Chaz to the location

"Now remember, whatever you do, don't piss him off." Chaz whispered "Try to get on his good side."

"Gotcha." Blitzø whispered back as they entered the office

"Ah, Blitzø, it's so good to have you here." Henroin smiled

"It's a pleasure to meet the big man of the Mafia." Blitzø said

"Hey, Mr. Henroin, remember me?" Chaz said

"I don't remember inviting you here." Henroin frowned

"It's okay, sir, he's with me, he works for me." Blitzø said

"Right. Anyway, I suppose you know why I summoned you here." Henroin said

"Yes sir, Lucifer said you wanted to discuss some business with my company." Blitzø said

"Yes, before we discuss business, tell me, does your company whack people here in Hell?" Henroin said

"Well, to be honest, that's not exactly business anymore, but if our business deal involves that, it'll be an exception in your case." Blitzø said

"That's what I like to hear, I was thinking that we can arrange a deal, an alliance to be exact." Henroin said "You see, when we have a mission to kill someone that might be difficult, I can give you a call to send us some backup & you can give me a call to send you some backup for your assassinations. It's like what they always say: You scratch my back, I scratch yours. How's that sound?"

"Sounds very fair." Blitzø said

"Then we have ourselves a deal." Henroin said as he shook Blitzø's hand "Also, how many employees do you currently have at the moment."

"3." Blitzø said "Why do you ask?"

"Well, I'm gonna hook you up with my son's protégée, as a matter of fact we're gonna be sharing her; you'll have her on Tuesdays & Thursdays while we have her on Mondays, Wednesdays, & Fridays." Henroin said "Sound fair?"

"Yes Sir." Blitzø nodded "Do you have Lucifer's permission for this deal?"

"Relax, he gave us freewill when he gave Eve that forbidden fruit, remember?" Henroin said "But yes, I do have his permission."

"Okay." Blitzø said

"Arackniss, go get her." Henroin said as Arackniss left

"Mr. Henroin, there's someone I wanna hire, but I'm gonna need your permission." Blitzø said

"Who?" Henroin said

"Your Son." Blitzø said

"Arackniss?" Henroin said

"No, not him, the other one." Blitzø said

"Oh...Anthony." Henroin said

"Anthony? That's his real name?" Blitzø asked

"Yes, & why the hell you asking me for permission to hire him?" Henroin said

"I thought–." Blitzø said

"Blitzø, I don't give a fuck whether you hire him or not, he ain't my responsibility anymore." Henroin said

"Oh...I'm sorry." Blitzø said

"It's fine, if you're gonna hire him, don't bring him over when we call you for backup, alright? I don't want anything to do with him." Henroin said

"Yes sir." Blitzø said

"You sent for me, sir?" A voice said

Blitzø looked back & saw a beautiful female auburn spider demon with sapphire blue eyes, red short hair down to her shoulders wearing a white longsleeved button up shirt, a black work skirt, & a gold necklace with a heart-shaped ruby.

"Yes, Anna, I called you here because we have a special guest, you're familiar with Blitzø right? His company had gotten promoted." Henroin said "Blitzø, this is Kimberlyanna Sky."

"It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Blitzø, congratulations on your company being promoted." Kimberlyanna(OC by KimberlySky8) said

"Oh, thank you, Ms. Sky." Blitzø said

"May I get you anything to drink?" Kimberlyanna asked

"Oh no, sweetie, I'm good." Blitzø said

"Anna, you'll be working at Blitzø's company on Tuesdays & Thursdays as his assassins." Henroin said "Blitzø, make sure you treat her right."

"I will, sir." Blitzø said

"Make sure nothing happens to her or the deal's off." Henroin said

"Yes sir, I'll see you later, Mr. Henroin." Blitzø said

"'Take care of yourself, & my condolences to you about your daughter & employees." Henroin said

"...Thank you." Blitzø said as he & Chaz left

"What'd you think of Anna, a real beauty ain't she." Chaz said with an eyebrow wiggle

"Well yeah, she's gorgeous I'll admit." Blitzø said "Hey Chaz, can I ask you something?"

"Sure, dude, what's up?" Chaz said

"Since you used to work for the mafia, did Moxxie work for the mafia too?" Blitzø asked

"Yep, as a matter of fact, his Dad happens to be the Crime Boss of mafia like Don Henroin." Chaz said

"What, Moxxie never told me that?" Blitzø said surprisingly

"He didn't?" Chaz said confusingly

"No, he never mentioned anything about his family & he never mentioned you." Blitzø said

"Oh...well, can't say I blame him." Chaz sighed

When they got back to the company

"Blitzø, there are several people in the lobby & they're all asking for a job." Barbie said

"Already?" Blitzø said surprisingly

"Yeah." Barbie said

"Send one of them to my office, I'll meet them there." Blitzø said

Blitzø got to his office & who he saw was a former target of his.

"Martha." Blitzø said surprisingly as she saw her with her family

"Did ya miss us, darling?" Martha smiled

"W-well, I was about to come see you, but what are you all doing here?" Blitzø said uneasily "Wait a minute, hold that thought."

Blitzø pulled out his grimoire & turned a few pages

"Aha, here we go." Blitzø said as he summoned a ball of light

"What's that?" Ralphie said

"It's a Truth Orb, it has the ability to sense if someone's telling the truth or a lie by changing its color, red means you're lying & green means you're telling the truth." Blitzø said "Okay, from the top, go."

"We found your flier saying you needed new assassins, so my husband & I talked & we would like a job here." Martha explained as the Truth Orb glowed green much to Blitzø's surprise

"Seriously? After I killed you & fucked up your family? " Blitzø said

"Well, after all Moxxie did spare me & the kids', we still got killed in the process but that doesn't matter." Ralphie said as the Truth Orb remained green

"Oh...yeah...Moxxie..." Blitzø paused

"Speaking of him, where is he?" Ralphie said

"...He's gone." Blitzø said quietly

"What was that?" Ralphie said

"I said he's gone...Moxxie's dead." Blitzø looked away

"What? What happened?" Martha gasped

"There was an accident that he & his wife Millie got into, I wasn't exactly there, I was just informed about it." Blitzø said

'"Oh no..." Martha said in shock

"Damn...we never got a chance to thank him..." Ralphie said sadly along with his kids

"You know, there's gonna be a memorial coming up, perhaps I can give you a call for you to come over to be a part of it." Blitzø said

"Thanks Blitzø, that would be nice." Martha said

"So, do we get the job?" Ralphie said unsurely

"Yes, you're all hired unless the kids have school & when they're done with school for the day, one of you can pick them up & bring them here so they can do their homework or whatever." Blitzø said

"Oh, that's very generous, thank you." Martha smiled

"No problem, you guys can start work on Monday next week." Blitzø said

"Great, anything else?" Martha said

"Oh yeah, you see, someone reported my company to King Lucifer, so I just wanna know were you the ones who told him?" Blitzø asked

"No." The Murder Family said as the Truth Orb turned green

"Okay, that's all I wanted to know, you're dismissed." Blitzø said as the Murder Family left "Next!"

"Out of my way, Missy!" A male voice said

"Haven't your mom ever taught you about ladies first!" A female voice said

Just then the door opened & a female cyclops demon entered until a black snake tail grabbed her & threw her back outside before a black snake demon came & closed the door

"Greetings, Mr. Blitzø, I am the great Sir Pentious, inventor, architect of destruct—." Pentious said

*BOOM!*

"WAAAAAAA!" Pentious screamed as he was sent flying into a wall behind Blitzø by an explosion "OOF!"

"What up, hoes! Haha!" The female cyclops demon said

"What the fuck! You don't have to blow up everything to enter a fucking room!" Pentious yelled

"It's fine, I can fix it." Blitzø rolled his eyes as he turned a few pages on his grimoire before his hand became surrounded in red aura as did the door which got magically fixed

"Wow, now that's wicked, sorry about the door, the name's Cherri Bomb." Cherri said

"Yeah, I know, I saw the both of you on TV at the Turf War." Blitzø said "I assume you two want a job here."

"Well, duh, of course we are." Cherri said

"Any reasons?" Blitzø said

"Where do I begin? Everyday it's the same thing here in Hell with me blowing shit up down here, it's getting quite boring really." Cherri said "I wanna go back up there & cause real chaos, maybe blow up someone fucking house with them in it. Besides, you're company looks like you could need an explosive ordnance specialist, & I'm just the bitch you need."

"That's a very fair point, welcome to the team CB." Blitzø said

"Fuck yeah!" Cherri said excitedly "When do we start!?"

"Monday, next week." Blitzø said

"Sweet, can't wait." Cherri said as she left

"Okay, Pentious, your turn." Blitzø said

"Oh, right, I found your idea of a company very genius in an evil sort of way like yours truly." Pentious said "I can hook you up with my inventions to help kill those that are on the surface."

"Hmm, sounds like a good deal." Blitzø said

"Not only that, but I did you a little favor." Pentious said

"Oh? What's that?" Blitzø asked

"I set you up an appointment with Carmilla Carmine." Pentious said

"Wait, you mean THE Carmilla Carmine, the Overlord of Weapons." Blitzø said

"Yes, the appointment is at noon today, but be sure to be on your best behavior, she can be very strict from what I've heard." Pentious said

"Okay, I have a lot of time left, so I'll go when I'm done hiring these people." Blitzø said

"Excellent, also, I got you a gift." Sir Pentious said as he brought out an Egg Boi with an outfit like Blitzø "May I present you your very own Egg Boi from yours truly."

"Oh, that's very nice of you, but what do I do with it?" Blitzø said

"You could use it as a messenger & a gofer, this is the only Egg Boi I made that has average intelligence unlike my own." Pentious said

"Okay, thank you very much, Pentious, you are officially hired." Blitzø said

"Sssplendid!" Pentious smiled as he left "Sssee you on Monday."

"Next!" Blitzø said

The next person was a familiar gas mask demon Blitzø recognized from TV

"Tom Trench?" Blitzø said surprisingly

"Hey there, Blitzø, I knew you would recognize me from 666 News." Tom said

"What are you doing here?" Blitzø said

"I quit my job at 666 News." Tom said

"You did? Why?" Blitzø said

"I can't stand it any longer, Katie Killjoy is such a bitch, she treats me like shit all the time." Tom said "So, I decided to quit & get a new job until I saw your help wanted flier."

"Well, that depends, are you good at killing?" Blitzø asked

"Yeah, back when I was alive I used to be a soldier in the army & fought in the war." Tom said

"Really? That gives me more reason to hire you." Blitzø said "So, Katie Killjoy ain't treating you right, huh? I already saw that on the news multiple times."

"I know, it's a fucking pain in my ass." Tom said

"Sorry to hear, but I'm gonna be honest with you, when my employee Moxxie was alive, I didn't treat him very well." Blitzø said "I mean it wasn't exactly as bad as Killjoy treated you, but still I only talked shit to him, nothing physical."

"I see, I appreciate your honesty, Blitzø." Tom said

"Thank you, but don't worry, once you start working here, I won't abuse you like Katie did." Blitzø said

"You promise?" Tom said

"Yeah, promise." Blitzø said

"Okay, when do I start working?" Tom asked

"Monday, next week." Blitzø said

"Alright, see you then." Tom said as he left

"Next!" Blitzø said

The next person was a Hellhound girl with gray fur & long poofy black hair

(Art by Metsumei)

"Name." Blitzø said

"Moon." Moon said

"Okay Moon, how good are you at killing?" Blitzø asked

"Oh, actually, I'm...not much of a killer." Moon said apprehensively

"Not much of a killer, eh? Okay, we can find a job more suitable for you" Blitzø said as he thought for a moment until he got an idea "Are you a people person?"

"Yes sir." Moon nodded

"Great, because how does being the receptionist of this company sound?" Blitzø said

"Oh definitely, I have a high school diploma for that, I'm one of the top students of my class." Moon said in determination

"Really, when did you graduate?" Blitzø said

"A couple of months ago." Moon said

"That's perfect, how old are you?" Blitzø said

"I'm 20 years old, sir." Moon said

"20 years old, man, to be that young again." Blitzø said in nostalgia "Alright then, you're hired."

"Yay! Thank you so much!" Moon said happily as he hugged Blitzø

"Whoa, okay, you're welcome, no need to get excited." Blitzø chuckled

"Sorry, I'm just really happy, you know." Moon said

"Don't blame you, hey you kind of resemble a Hellhound I'm acquainted with, do you know someone by the name of Vortex?" Blitzø said

"Yes sir, he's my older brother." Moon said

"You serious?" Blitzø said surprisingly

"Uh-huh, I'm sorry if you don't like him since he works for your ex, but he's not a bad person once you get to know him." Moon said

"That's fine, I don't have anything against your brother to be honest." Blitzø said

"Oh good." Moon said in relief

"Okay, I'll see you on Monday next week." Blitzø said

"Okey-dokey." Moon said

As Moon walked out the door, Blitzø couldn't help but feel guilty because he felt like he was replacing Loona with someone who is seemingly better than her

"Easy, Blitzø, it's not like you're replacing her as your daughter, so hopefully that's alright." Blitzø said "Next!"

The next person was another snake demon with blue-green skin, sea green hair with blue tips, a blue underbelly with black bowtie-like stripes, his eyes had green irises with red scleras.

"Name." Blitzø said

"Nicolas Boa." Nicolas(OC by KimberlySky8) said

"Nicolas Boa? You mean the track racer? You're him?" Blitzø said surprisingly

"Certainly, lad." Nicolas said

"Oh shit, it's an honor to meet you, what brings you to my humble company?" Blitzø said

"Why, to look for a job of course." Nicolas said

"What part of the job are you looking for?" Blitzø asked

"Assassin." Nicolas said

"Assassin? Never took you for the killing type." Blitzø said

"Have you heard of the Silent Boa?" Nicolas said

"Well yeah, but what that–wait, you mean that's you?" Blitzø said

"Yes." Nicolas said

"Wow, who fucking knew, but why you wanna work here?" Blitzø said "Aren't you working somewhere else?"

"Not anymore, I lost my job." Nicolas sighed

"Oh, I'm so sorry about that." Blitzø said

"It's fine, I told them they lost their best assassin & they're on their own." Nicolas said

"That's good attitude, man, fuck them." Blitzø said "You're hired."

"Great." Nicolas said

"You start work on Monday next week." Blitzø said as Nicolas left "Next!"

The next person was a succubus with black hair styles in a low ponytail & wearing glasses

"Name?" Blitzø said

"Tatiana." Tatiana said with a small smile

"Alright Tatiana, what position are you looking forward to working here?" Blitzø said

"Nurse." Tatiana said

"Oh, so you're a nurse." Blitzø said

"Yes sir, here are my records." Tatiana said as she gave him a file

"Hmm...Mm-hm..." Blitzø looked through the file "Yep, everything looks good over here, how long have you been a nurse on your last job."

"For almost a decade until I was replaced." Tatiana said

"Oh really, why's that?" Blitzø said

"I've been told that the other patients found me creepy." Tatiana said

"Okay, I don't know what the fuck that means, but there's nothing creepy about you now that I look at you." Blitzø said confusingly

"Thank you, you're very kind." Tatiana smiled

"Are you the nurturing kind of nurse?" Blitzø said

"Of course." Tatiana said

"Alright then, you're hired." Blitzø said

"Thank you, I promise you will not regret it." Tatiana bowed in respect

"No problem, you start on Monday next week." Blitzø said

"As you wish." Tatiana said as she left

"Next!" Blitzø called out

The next two people were a black bear demon wearing a white shirt with a leather jacket over it, a black bandana on his head & navy blue jeans. The other was a blackish-blue muscular lizard demon with red orange marks on his head, snout, left arm & left side of his chest wearing a black tank top & black pants

"Names." Blitzø said

"My name is Gordon & this is Manny." the lizard demon named Gordon said

"We're here on Zeezi's behalf." Manny said

"You mean the Overlord Zeezi?" Blitzø said

"Yep, she sent us here to work for you, we basically volunteered." Gordon said

"Any reason?" Blitzø asked

"Well, I died a long time ago, so I'm willing to go back up there & see how things are, plus I'm one of Zeezi's best men, you send me to fuck someone up, I'll do it." Gordon said

"Well, you come to the right place." Blitzø smiled

"For me, I'm mostly doing it to support my family, my wife worries about the things I do since I work for an Overlord, so I thought this little job transfer would be somewhere more safe." Manny said

"Well, I can assure you that most of these targets are pretty easy to kill, but if they put up a fight, I can try to leave you out of that sort of mission for the sake of your folks." Blitzø said "Alright, since Zeezi sent you to work here, I have to hire you."

"Awesome." Gordon said in determination

"Gracias Señor." Manny said

"You're welcome, you start on Monday next week." Blitzø said

"Hm." Gordon & Manny nodded in determination as they left

"Next!" Blitzø said only to be met by silence "I said Next!"

Blitzø was met with silence again, so he got up & went to the lobby as he saw no one but Barbie, Striker, & Chaz.

"Barb, is that everyone?" Blitzø said

"Yep, that's all of them." Barbie said

"Okay, good, I'm gonna go see Valentino, see if I could ask him for Angel Dust as an employee." Blitzø said

"Blitzø, you better be careful, don't even think about selling your soul or making a deal with him, I know his type." Striker said sternly

"Yeah, I know that, Striker." Blitzø said "You guys can go home, but before that."

Blitzø summoned his truth orb

"Striker, did you tell Lucifer about my company?" Blitzø asked

"Nope." Striker said as the orb turned green

"What about you, Barb?" Blitzø said

"What the fuck are you talking about, no I didn't tell him." Barbie said incredulously as the orb turned green

"Okay okay, I was just making sure." Blitzø said as he left

As he arrived at the Valentino's Club

"Yes, Ms. Morningstar, if you let Angel Dust work for me, I'll send you a bunch of my former clients to your hotel so they can get redeemed, but I can't make promises that they'll accept...don't worry, we're not killing any innocent people...uh-huh...yeah, I will, thank Ms. Morningstar...yeah you have a good day too." Blitzø said as he hung up the phone & entered the studio "Valentino."

"Blitzø, what a pleasant surprise, you hadn't come to my club in a long time." Valentino said "Congratulations on your company's promotion."

"Thanks Val." Blitzø said

"I heard that you had been getting it on with Stolas, & I'm honestly offended, it was like I had been replaced." Valentino said dramatically

"Val, it was just a transactional deal, it wasn't like Stolas & I were a thing, but we realized what we had been doing was wrong, & we are starting over." Blitzø said

"Still it hurts me emotionally!" Valentino whined

"You say that like we had something." Blitzø glared

"Of course, don't you remember the fun times we had?" Valentino smiled slyly

"Oh my fucking god, Valentino, can we just get to the point!" Blitzø said frustratingly

"Haha, you're cute when you are frustrated." Valentino chuckled "What brings you back to my club?"

"It's about Angel Dust. I know how much of a fighter he is, & with someone of his talent, I thought it would be okay if you would allow him to work for me at my company." Blitzø said

"Hmm, well Blitzø, you know I can't give you Angel Dust for free, so how about we make some sort of exchange?" Valentino said

"Look Val, if it includes owning my soul, I'm not doing it." Blitzø glared

"I'm not asking much, but it does include owning souls." Valentino smirked

"What do you mean?" Blitzø raised an eyebrow

"You see, since you go up to the land of the living to kill bitches, I think it would be fair if you gave your sexy targets to me, doesn't that sound like a good trade." Valentino said

"So what you're saying is that you want more whores." Blitzø deadpanned

"Yes, it's hard two find new fresh meat here, but with your help, you can make things easy for me." Valentino said

"Okay fine." Blitzø sighed

"Excellente, & besides you need to visit me more often." Valentino said

"Val, I don't know about that." Blitzø said

"But you always know how to ease my frustrations." Valentino said as he playfully pinched Blitzø's cheek

"Alright alright, I'll try to visit you as often as I can." Blitzø said

"Bueno, see you soon, Blitzitito." Valentino said

"Yeah yeah." Blitzø rolled his eyes as he left

After Blitzø left the club, he went to Carmine's Workshop to see Carmilla

"Blitzø, I have been expecting you." Carmilla said as Blitzø had entered her office

"Hello, Ms. Carmine, it's a pleasure to meet you." Blitzø said

"The feelings are mutual." Carmilla said "Pentious has set you up for an appointment with me to make a deal."

"Actually he has, I was wondering if you know, give me a sort of discount for your finest weapons for my company." Blitzø said

"I could, but I already have something in mind." Carmilla said

"You do?" Blitzø said apprehensively

"Yes, do you think you can keep a secret?" Carmilla said

"Uh, I guess so, I mean how bad is the secret."

"Extremely bad, you see...I killed an Exorcist?" Carmilla said

"Okay...what's wrong with that?" Blitzø said awkwardly

"You don't understand how serious this is." Carmilla said "Sinners like me, aren't supposed to kill Exorcists."

"Why not?" Blitzø said confusingly

"Because if that happened, Heaven will be threatened by this sort of act, the reason why I killed that thing was to protect my daughters." Carmilla said

"Oh..." Blitzø said speechlessly

"Blitzø, the reason why I'm telling you this is because I realized that they are gonna find out & come after my daughters, I probably won't be able to protect them despite me being an Overlord." Carmilla said "So, I'm sending my daughter Clara to you & your company."

"Wait a second, Ms. Carmine, as much as I admire you for doing that for your daughters, but I don't think I can handle that sort of responsibility." Blitzø said

You have your own grimoire from Paimon, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out something with it for Clara's protection." Carmilla said

"What about the other one?" Blitzø asked

"She'll be at the Hazbin Hotel, I've told Charlie Morningstar about it & she agreed for me to place Odette under her & Alastor's protection." Carmilla said "Blitzø, if you do this job for me, I can give you the finest weapons I have free of charge."

"Well...okay, but I think it would be better if you gave me the discount, that way I won't feel guilty about not paying." Blitzø said

"Alright then, but if you don't have enough to pay for it, I understand." Carmilla said

"Hey, Ms. Carmine, there's this question that's been stuck in my head for a while, but are you & Zestial like a thing?" Blitzø asked

"No, why?" Carmilla said

"Just asking." Blitzø said

"Why Blitzø, does it appear that you have a little interest in me?" Carmilla smirked

"No, I mean don't get me wrong, you're gorgeous, but you're an Overlord & I'm just an imp." Blitzø blushed

"Didn't stop you from going out with Stolas." Carmilla teased

"Ugh, for the last time we were not a thing." Blitzø groaned annoyingly

"Hehehe, alright, I'm just playing with you." Carmilla chuckled

"Okay, but May I have your autograph." Blitzø said as he handed out his autograph book

"I believe that's alright with me." Carmilla said as she signed her name on the autograph book

"Thank you, Ms. Carmine." Blitzø said

"De nada." Carmilla smiled

After Blitzø left the workshop

"Okay, I'm everything for today, time for me to plan a memorial." Blitzø said

Hey guys, I am extremely sorry for the long wait, it took me a while to work up the courage to ask KimberlySky8 to use her OCs Kimberlyanna & Nicholas along with a couple of others. I'm not very good when it comes to asking for permission to use others' characters, but at least I still credit them. I'm not above stealing characters, I'm no character thief. Anyway, Gordon is the lizard demon from the Hazbin Hotel Pilot who was hanging out with Zeezi & laughed at Charlie & Tatiana is based off the character Tatiana from The Evil Within. Stay tuned for another chapter, Morpho Out.