[Persassy In School]

Percy: *is in school*

Teacher: Percy, stay after class 

*Bells rings*

Percy: *looks at teacher*

Teacher: Perseus Jackson-

Percy, interrupting: Hold up- Its Persassius Jackson

Monster: 

Percy:

Monster: 

Percy: You may continue

Monster: ... Persassius Jackson *blah blah eat-you speech*

Percy: *puts on shades* My work here is done