Apollo: Alrighty then! *clears throat*

Year waits are too long.

Uncle Rick is a big troll.

I am fabulous.

Artemis: ... Holy Hera

Hera:  You called?

Artemis: My brother just wrote a-a haiku-

Hera: Oh dear gods...

Artemis: About, Uncle Rick.

Apollo: Ah, yes I just did! Wanna hear?! 

Year waits are too long.

Uncle Rick is a big troll.

I am fabulous.

Hera: Holy Hephaestus... 

 Hephaestus: Yes? 

Hera: *yeets child off mountain*