Art Credit: @boaillustration on Tumblr

GUESS WHO'S BACK :D

Anyway, if you've been like, living under a rock or something like Brittany Buttercup suggests, a bunch of the castings are out! (And they're also filming! And were spotted yesterday in their costumes filming the quest!)

Walker Scobell will play Percy, Leah Sava Jeffries will play Annabeth and Grover will be played by Aryan Simhadri. Virginia Kull will play Sally Jackson, Jason Mantzoukas will play Mr. D/ Dionysus, Timm Sharp will play Gabe, Glenn Turman will play Chiron, Mrs. Dodds/ Alecto will be played by Megan Mullally. Clarisse will be played by Dior Goodjohn, Luke by Charlie Bushnell, and Nancy Bobofit by Olivea Morton. They're perfect.

Also, extra points for the casting choices solely because of Dior's muscles and Percy being the token white kid so far at CHB.

A/N Hii, do I look like an famous evil author to you? No, so I am not Uncle Rick. If I was I would not have thrown Percabeth (my babies UwU) into Tartarsauce XD

Percabeth (my angles) woke up in the morning and run down the stairs. The wake up their kids, Luke Ethan Jackson, their eldest child who had black hair and gray orbs and is very smart just like his mom. Their twins children, Zoë Selina Jackson and Charlie Beckendorf Jackson who had messy blonde hair and see grean orbs. rushed down the stairs at the promise of pancakes.

Then they ran out of the house and to their school. There they met up with Caleo's children Sammy Valdez, Esperanza Valdez and RhN Valdez. Rhn's name stood for Random hispanic name. They met Selina Thalia Grace and Tristan Grace, Jiper/Jasper's kids. They also met Frazel's kids, Sam Zhang and Emily Marie Zhang.

Then my beloved group of kids ran along to their classes.

~ThIS Is BoB The LiNE bREaK. BoB sAYS Hi. "HI" i sAY bAcK. "HEYYAYYY" yOu gUYS yeLL. WE aLL scREam Hi bEcause eARdrumS donT mATtER :3~

Then after school everyone went to their extracurriculars. Emily Marie Zhang was being bullied by everyone because UwU parents = UwU child, so Caleo, Jiper/Jasper and Percabeth's kids massacred everyone with zero consequences.

Then they met Solangelo's kids Bianca Solace-di Angelo, Bianca Solace-di Angelo and Bianca Solace-di Angelo. Then everyones' parents were insulted by the children of the dead-alive bully group. They were killed (just like their parents rip so sad)

Then they were all taken to the Percabeth home after school where they decided to play Seven Minutes in Elysium. Bianca 1 brought a bowl with the names of all the kids in it. Sammy snatched the bowl, "I GET TO CHOOSE FIRST BECAUSE I'M HOT" Bianca 1 was very offended. Bianca 3 gasped, "HOW DARE YOU SAMMY???!!1!??!???1??"

Everyone else giggled because they all knew Bianca 3 and Sammy liked each other. Nico and Leo did not approve of this for plot purposes and drama 😩✨. But the kids were very supportive by sending their besties to make out in a closet teehee.

Sammy chose a folded piece of paper and his hair caught on fire once he read it while his stomach decided to also fold itself like the paper he was holding in solidarity.

Esperanza pulled out her personal fire extinguisher and doused out the fire on her brother's head and rolled her orbs.

"Uh- I uh- I g-got um Bianca..." he stuttered.

Bianca, Bianca and Bianca gaspeth in surprise.

"WAIT NO I mean Bianca 3... the one I lo- I MEAN HATE." Sammy's hair caught fire again. Luke doused it out this time with his water powers.

Bianca 3 was ready to dissolve into the shadows. Oh My Gosh, this was so embarrassing ugh!!! SAMMY? OF ALL PEOPLE??? This was going to be a nightmare.

Bianca 3 gagged and vomited her way to the closet with Sammy spraying air freshener behind her, his grease-covered t-shirt covering his grease-covered nose. He looked a lot like her uncle Leo, except for his eyes. He had his mother's eyes. No this isn't stolen off Harry Potter guys it's a common phrase don't attack meh in the commentssssss!!! OH OOPSIE I JUST VROKE THE 4TH WALL TEEHEE ;P

Anywayyyyy, Bianca 3 closed the closet door while everyone else "UOUOOOUOOUOO"ed outside like [bleep]ing owls stuck in a glitch in the matrix or something. Bianca 3 hated everyone.

ANYWAYYYYYY, she glared with her dark black ghost vampire onyx eyes at Sammy who whimpered and took a step back. A box fell on his half latino half elf head. He squeaked like a mousey. Bianca 3 giggled like a girly. OH wait she was a girly. BUT BIANCA 3 DAUGHTER OF NICO DEMONICO SOLACE-DI ANGELO (and Will Solace-di Angelo too) DOES NOT GIGGLEY 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

Bianca 3 looked at me, the amaZHANG author and asked if it was okay 2 curse. Yes I exist in the story now MUAHAHAHHAAH. I looked at her and said, "No." MUAHAHHAHHA I'm very evil guys I promise.

Then Bianca 3 smirked her evil smirk she got from her dad. The emo one, not the the sunshiney one. And said, "Hey Sammy, I hate you, you hate me, SO, LET'S PRETEND WE WERE MAKING OUT BUT WE ACTUALLY WEREN'T BECAUSE WE TOTALLY AREN'T IN LOVE HAHAHA CAN'T YOU TELL HOW MUCH I HATE YOU HAHAHAHAHA heh... So? Are you in? Yes, you're in, I dont need your consent over this because consent does not exist."

She messed up their hair and clothes and took some grease from Sammy's cheek (ew 🙄), the touch of which sent a million sparks down her body I MEAN WHAT NO THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, and put it on her face and clothes and smiled. Sammy melted like Olaf being tortured in the oven by #EVILELSA (A/N guys I have like,,, so many theories on that COMMENT HERE IF YOU WANNA KNOW 😍>>>>>>>)

"7 MINUTES UP, LOVEBIRDS," Luke yelled and kicked open the door with his eyes half covered. Bianca 3 had hugged Sammy at the last second and pulled away the moment the door opened so it looked like they were kissing (eww). She smirked gleefully and walked back to where she was sitting, Sammy following behind like a lovesick puppy. She hated when he acted like that it was so annoying ugh. But endearing. NO IT WAS ANNOYING.

Then the rest of it was very boring because the author ran out of creative juices there so we time skip to school the following day.

"OH GRAHAM CRACKERS, THE MONSTERS ARE HERE!!!!" Frazel's kids yelled and blacked out on the floor. The teacher was being an evil mortal and not letting the the demikids get up to fight. Ugh Mrs. Garcia was so dam annoying.

The demikids were like really cool rebel teens so they rebelled against Mrs. Garcia (BUT FOR THE RITE REASON YOU GUYS) and yelled bloody murder and charged at the monsters led by tartar sauce who wanted revenge on little kids instead of their parents for some reason that is obviously not a plothole.

Finally, the demikids killed all the monsters. (A/N LOOK AT MY BBYS GO WOOO YOU ARE DOING GREAT.)

THEN Kelli and the Helhounds™️ showed up out of nowhere and burst into their song "Baby, It's Just Monsters Trying to Kill Demis" then Mrs Garcia showed up and started shouting at Kelli and the Hellhounds ™️. The demis killed the famous band and they came back from Tartar sauce almost immediately. Because Tartarus was being a [bleep]ing [bleep].

BUT They went on a world tour to Europe and North America finally leaving my bbys alone. TARTERUS WAS OUTRAGED!!!

But then Percabeth's smart kids (which they got from their mother Annabae 😍) convinced TARTARUS that music is actually good for his soul and it's okay if he constantly gets spammed with the Megamind "No [censored]?" meme because he couldn't make Gaea his wife and left her to her abusive baby-making-part-less husband instead.

Bianca 3 kissed Sammy in delight and some other couples were also formed because everyone just has to be in a relationship and they all lived happily ever after 🥰

UNTIL THE NEXT GENERATION OF KIDS ARRIVED-

MUAHAHAHHHA.

Okay bye.

(ACTUAL) authors' note: Can you guys tell we kinda lost it in the middle there.

Anywayyyyyyy hey guys! It's... been a while. Wattpad is pretty dead too. But yeah, unfortunately, we're all getting older and someone decided that being older = more work and stress. We're also a little, not sure how to frame this less negatively, tired of finding books like these and then wracking our brains for unique (mostly) unoffensive sarcastic comments per chapter and it's really become more of a chore than something we used to enjoy doing a few months (years?) ago. Back then we were publishing chapters left and right but it's getting a little hard, you know? We're glad to see that this book is actually helping future authors, but I think it's time to end what we've started. Don't worry, this is NOT the last chapter, there are two more left along with the surprise chapter, and we WILL finish this book, even though it may take a while for us to get enough motivation and time for it. Hope you guys understand. You guys are the best exploding cathedrals ever ❤😩✨💥

XOXO
Amber and Selene