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Percy and Annabeth were making out in the Poseidon cabin when Leo barged in. "Ewww you guys put some clothes on. Anyway, Chiron called the Seven for a meeting at the Big House" he said, while simultaneously making a robot out of thin air. Because, you know, child of Hephaestus.

"Welcome, children," Chiron said and stared at the Seven and Solangelo. "I have some news. The gods require you to go to Goode High School this summer. Yes, all of you. To the same school. I know this is going to end up with the entire school exploding thanks to the sheer chaos that would go down by sending the world's most powerful demigods to the same educational institution, but we've elected to ignore that. So yeah, pack your bags kids! I'm now going to jinx it by saying have a great journey!!"

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Annabeth yelled and ran outside. Percy followed her. When he reached her, she was crying. She hugged him and choked out, "Are the popular feminine girls -hic- going to -hic- steal you from me, -hic- Seaweed Brain?" Annabeth sobbed into his shoulder.

"Of course not babe!! No one will ever tear us apart," he said and kissed her beautiful golden curls.

So, that was a lie.

But that was a problem for future Percy and Annabeth.

~time skip~

Percy and the others arrived at school. No one seemed the least bit suspicious of the 9 new children who arrived on the same day and already knew each other from before.

Percy kissed Annabeth passionately, because, you know, shameless PDA at school (that too on the first day), and went to the reception lady, Mrs. Hestia (whose name was totally not familiar and just a coincidence) to get their schedule.

They all had the same classes!!!!!!

They had Mrs. Love for Chemistry, Mr. Sky for Geography, Ms. Not-the-wisdom-goddess-Athena for Calculus and-

Leo set the school on fire.

Then they all ran away from the school.

Dun dun dun!!!!

The end.

Just kidding

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Just kidding, read more in the next chapter.

A/N I got a new dog, and she got braces and we named her Jenna. Then she ate my cat Tom and I got into a car accident and died, then the doctors had to revive me. That's why it took me so long to update. Sorry guys!

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Chapter 2

Then they all came back the next day.

They went back to the extremely expensive mansion that the gods had gifted them with a hundred floors, personalized bedrooms and other rooms for every sort of thing imaginable.

A/N BEDROOM TIME!

Percy's bedroom:

Annabeth's bedroom:

Piper's bedroom:

Jason's bedroom:

Nico's bedroom:

Will's bedroom:

Leo's bedroom (but without a bed):

Hazel's bedroom:

Frank's bedroom:

They invited their mortal-not-mortal friends over for a nice game of truth or dare that totally did not end up the wrong way.

Chapter 3

The cheerleader of the school came strutting up to Percy, her face caked with makeup. Because feminity equals being a trashy person in general, apparently. The only way to get to the top is by being quirky, and not like other girls.

The cheerleader, Brittany, flirted with Percy, emotionally abused Annabeth, and automatically became a homophobe and called Nico and Will slurs just because she's the antagonist.

Annabeth and Nico had a breakdown and their respective significant others (/annoyances) helped them feel better with an overload of PDA. Except we mainly focus on Percy and Annabeth here, even though the fic does not specifically revolve around them.

Their friends were the epitome of true friendship and helped no one by standing there awkwardly and taking pictures while saying "Awwwwwwww shippppppppp otpppppp!!!"

True friendship, guys.

Chapter 28

Mrs. Love announces excitedly that a prom is going to be held in a week.

Cute promposals happen that make Piper go *squeal* and then on the day of prom, Britanny flirts with Percy, then Annabae enters with her perfect outfit. Percy forgets about Brittany and kisses Annabae because ✨PDA✨

Then our good friend Brittany does the same with the other boys and the same happens because of the authors' lack of imagination.

And then this weirdo comes up to Annabeth and forces her into something that one should not force anyone to do and Percy beats him up while Annabeth doesn't do anything because her boyfriend is supposed to save her, the lovely damsel in distress.

Piper takes Annabeth home and they snuggle together in bed. They fall asleep in each other's arms. This is totally fine because Percy and Jason end up having a "who can say bro the most" battle all night long. Jason wins and Annabeth rewards a very pouty Percy the next morning with at least ten plates full of blue pancakes and blue cookies, which he single-handedly digests in a matter of five minutes.

Piper is off having an existential crisis but with dresses, while Annabeth throws on her hoodie, puts her hair in a messy bun, and walks off.

Meanwhile on Mars with the 2.5 kids, Will and Nico are stereotyped as the gay couple™, Jason is also having an existential crisis thanks to bricks, and Hazel and Frank are probably dead but no one really cares at this point, because the author needs more space to add "✨Percabeth fluff✨", as if that wasn't the entire book already.

Chapter 93

They all graduate happily

Epilogue

They all get married and have children named after their dead friends. Again.

THE END

You guys better appreciate the two whole days we wasted trying to find tolerable bedrooms that matched their fanon selves okay? Oh, and none of the pictures belong to us. Neither does the art on the banner (in case we forgot to mention that before).