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Percy p.o.v

I was walking around when I saw a new person enter camp being chased by Helhounds

Nate p.o.v

 I entered camp being chased by Helhounds when I saw a guy walking around

Percy p.o.v

I ran holding my sword and killed the Helhounds

Annabae p.o.v

Oh my gawd who is that hawt guy!!

Sarah p.o.v

AHA! da like perfect like opportunity to like steal like Percy!!!

Belinda p.o.v

Okay So This Annabae Gorl Went After This Random Guy So This Is My Chance To Kidnap Percy

brooke p.o.v

MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BRYCE JOCK AND I HAVE COME UP WITH THE PURRFECT PLAN! HE WILL STEAL DA GURLS AND I WILL STEAL DA BOYSSS

Bryce p.o.v

Mommmmm how do you spell gordjus I need to impress the gurls whom I don't even know!!!

Karen p.o.v

Is-Is tHAT FIERROCHASE I SEE!!! PREPOSTEROUS!!!

Carter p.o.v

What the actual hell is happening. Why am I here

Sadie p.o.v

Shut it, brother dear. Let me be fabulous.

Magnus p.o.v

FALAFELLLLL

Brittany p.o.v

*laughs evilly* I have the perfect plan to make out with Percyyyy, do the dirty with Niko while staring into his obsidian orbs, marry Leoooo while simultaneously kidnapping magnus from that !@#$%^&*

Leo p.o.v

 All da ladies luv Leo!!!!

Annabae p.o.v

Why do I need to breathe

Percy p.o.v

Annabae is cheating on me 😩😔🥺😭😣

Filch p.o.v

Students out of bed!

Newt p.o.v

Kill me Tommy, kill me

Jason p.o.v

What are all these people doing here

Brick p.o.v

Jaseyyyy my luv *knocks him out*

Piper p.o.v

*SQUELLLLLLLLL*

Leo p.o.v

THIS GURL IS ON FIYAAAAAAAA

Katniss p.o.v

HEY!!!!!!! THAT'S MY SONG!!!!!

Zia p.o.v

Yeah, go ahead. You can ignore me. That's totally fine- fOR THE LOVE OF RA SADIE, YOU CAN'T JUST BURN YOUR EYEBROWS OFF-

Sadie p.o.v

I DO WHAT I WANT, YOU (bleep) *flips hair*

Drew p.o.v

I have arrived with my evilness

Annabae p.o.v

SHE DID NOT-!! QUIRKY GURL SQUAD, ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!

Luna p.o.v

Did someone just say qUiRkYyYyYy

Percy p.o.v

Bro?

Jason p.o.v

Bro!

Percy p.o.v

Bro.

Jason p.o.v

Bro.

Alex p.o.v

DECAPITATION TIME!!!

Samirah p.o.v

YEP, LET ME JUST GO TAKE OFF MY HIJAB DESPITE MY BELIEFS AND THEN I'LL FACEPLANT ON THE GROUND AND SOB

Magnus p.o.v

Mood

Percy p.o.v

Mood

Alex p.o.v

Mood 

Sadie p.o.v

Mood

Brittany p.o.v

Mood

Clary p.o.v

Mood

Hazel p.o.v

What is a mood?

Luna p.o.v

YEET DA HORSE GURL

Bryce p.o.v

*aggressive jock noises*

Chiron p.o.v

What is life?

Why is life?

Hazel p.o.v

Why is Nico so skinny

Reyna p.o.v

Nico needs to eat

Bianca p.o.v

Nico needs to wear colors other than black 

Maria p.o.v

Is that Nico! He needs to go out in the sun more 

Will p.o.v

Doctor's orders :)

Nico p.o.v

People, ugh...

Luna p.o.v

Hey mom

Artemis p.o.v

Why is that random child claiming to be my kid?

Magnus Bane p.o.v 

Why does that kid have the same name as me?

~TIME SKIP~ 

Harry p.o.v

I don't like these kids.

They must be Death Eaters.

I AM BRAVER THAN THEM ALL-

Percy p.o.v

bRoThEr?

Hermione p.o.v

RONALD WEASLEY! IT'S LEVI-O-SA NOT LEVIOSAA

Annabae p.o.v

You think you're smarter than me??? WANNA FIGHT??

Samirah p.o.v

Let's not-Oh hey, Amir!

Magnus p.o.v

AMIRRR!!! FALAFEL TIME!!!!!

Nico p.o.v

*shadowtravels away*

Will p.o.v

OH MY GODS BABE YOU CAN'T JUST DO SCHIST LIKE THAT!!! THAT'S SO DAM STUPID!!! NO. SHADOWTRAVEL.

Nico p.o.v

Don't say it-

Will p.o.v

*smirks* Doctor's orders.

Luna p.o.v

*throws stuff around and stomps around Camp doing occasional backflips*

Belinda p.o.v

BUT PERCYYYY~

Random fangirl p.o.v

WE HATE YOU JASON!!! *insert a string of death threats*

Piper p.o.v

*squelling continues*

Kronos, Gaea, the Triumvirate, Python, Loki and Apophis p.o.v (because that's somehow possible)

HELLO, SWEET CHILDREN :D

Lester p.o.v

SERIOUSLY?! AGAIN?? WHAT THE HELL??

Emmie p.o.v

HEY! watch your dam language! There are kids here!

Meg p.o.v

Yeah, Lester, what the (bleep)?? 

Lester p.o.v 

I need a drink. 

Mr. D p.o.v 

Can I turn them into dolphins now?

Chiron p.o.v 

Noooo, you cannot turn them into dolphins 

Mr D p.o.v 

Whyy 

Zeus p.o.v 

I'm lesterizing you Apollo 

Apollo p.o.v 

Okkkkk 

Meg p.o.v 

My servant is back 

Apollo p.o.v 

We are CO-OPERATING 

Meliai p.o.v 

Hail the Meg!! 

All dryads p.o.v 

THE MEG!!! 

Lavinia p.o.v 

Your favourite Jewish tap-dancing lesbian is BACK!! 

Lester p.o.v 

Oh my god is this the Dyed Hair squad™ invasion- 

Meg, save me- 

Alex, Sadie and Lavinia p.o.v 

Yes. It is. 

2.5 cult p.o.v 

NO ONE CAN BEAT US 

Grover and Juniper p.o.v 

*slowly back away with their kids* 

Nate p.o.v 

MUAHAHAHHA I WAS CHARMSPEAKING YOU ALL!!! YOU SHALL NOW PERISH! 

Authors' p.o.v 

And then, everything went black. 

~TIME SKIP~ 

Percy p.o.v 

Look, I didn't wanna be a halfblood. 

Annabae p.o.v 

 oH mY gAwD pErCy i nEvEr sToPpEd lOoKiNg fOr yOu 

Lester p.o.v 

Wasn't he here the whole time? 

Sarah p.o.v 

NOOOO PERCYY IS MINE 

Karen p.o.v 

BUT SOLANGELO EXISTS- 

The three Bianca(s) p.o.v 

Move, crazy old lady 

brooke p.o.v 

I DO NOT LIKE FISH BUT I'LL ACCEPT YOU BABY, she said, yelling a wonderful pickup line at Percy. 

Meg p.o.v 

UNICORNS!!!! 

Mr.D p.o.v 

*turns everyone into dolphins* 

Drew p.o.v 

NUUUUUU MY EVIL PLANS OF STEALING DA BOYS IS RUINED 

Belinda p.o.v 

Ha same .

Drew p.o.v 

*looks at Belinda* *blushes* 

Belinda p.o.v 

*also starts blushing* 

Sarah p.o.v 

OOH TEA SIS 💅

Belinda p.o.v 

Shut up! This is not because I like her. 

Luna p.o.v 

Exactly, she's straight, guys 

Authors' p.o.v 

She was, in fact, not straight. But you know, plot convenience. 

Chiron p.o.v 

Too- many- dolphins- 

Alex p.o.v 

Oh hey, I can just shapeshift back. PERISH, MORTALS! *decapitates everyone, especially Magnus* 

 THE END

*This probably looks more like a chaotic multi-pantheon group chat than fanfic towards the end, but you get the point.*