Cast 

Luna Moon as the sassy author of this remarkable chapter 

Annabeth Chase as the annoying possessive girl 

Percy Jackson as the flirty guy with raven black hair and hot sea green orbs

Nico di Angelo as the emo dude™

William Andrew Solace as the anxious doctor™

Frank Zhang as the non existent lad

Hazel Levesque as the non existent lass

Jason Grace as blonde Clark Kent 

Piper McLean as a fangirl

🧡Leonidas Valdez🧡 as the love interest ✨🥺💍😌🥵💦😘💕❤😩✋💋😜😆😉😁

Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano as the Holy Braided Hair One

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(TRIGGER WARNING: whitewashing, excessive grammatical errors)

GENERAL WARNING: All grammatical mistakes are on purpose. You will lose a lot of braincells on the way, like us. We apologise to all the amazing artists whose arts have been brutally picked by us to use for the chapters. Credit for the art goes to the respective artists.)

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Luna: Hello , fellow demigods , I'm Luna Moon , the forbidden daughter of Artemis and I'm the author of this book . 

Lune:*bursts into a room puts a cage on the demigods and takes them to the torture chamber. She sets up a projecter and starts the display*   

Lunsda: TODAY WE'LL BE REACTING TO SOME BEAUTIFUL FANARTS !!!!! AND POSSIBLE FLIRT WITH LEOOOOOO *winky face*

Lunna: Ok , moving on to the first one *clicks button on the remote*

(Art credit: @InfiniteCity on Deviant Art)

Luna: Look at that guys !!!

Reyna: I'M SORRY WHAT THE (CENSORD) IS THAT !!! I NEED BLAECH !!

Nico: I hope its platonic . Also, why am I so tall ?

Annabeth: That's not even close to platonic, NICO.

Nico: Okay , this hurts my orbs-

Will: *comes flying all the way from Antarctica*

Will: *breaks down wall*

Will: WHAT !!!! OMG MY BABY ARE YOU OKAY ?? I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK AT THESE FANARTS OMG BABEEE YOU NEED 1000000000000000000 YEARS IN THE INFIRMARY LIKE RIGHT NOW 😡😡😡 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nico: #NICOSAYSNO

Luna: AWWWWWW U GUYS ARE SO CUTEEE !!! SOLANGELEOOO MY OTPPP !!!!!

Solangelo: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......................................

LUNA: Anywayyyyyyyyyy, on to the next oneee

Luke: *busts in through the door*

Everyone:

Luke:

Luke: What is that supposed to be? 

Luke: Is that me? 

Luke: Apparently it is me 

Luke: Please kill me. 

Luna: Ummmmmmm , You are already dead, you !@#$%^&*

Luke: Oh yeah, well gotta go 

Lukey: Byeeeee

Everyone: ...

Caoach Hedge: *also busrts in* DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Clarrise: *popping up from behind him* DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anabeth: What was that?

Percy: Don't know , don't care , Persassy is here to save da day !!

Nico: That was terrible.

Pery: Thanks !! I knew it was beautiful !! See annie ?? I can write poems :D

Annabeth: dON'T CALL ME ANNIE, SEAWEED BRIAN !!!!

Percabeth: *starts making out for no logical reason*

Laun: awwwwwwwwwwww- i mean- get a room u 2 !!! Next image !!! 

(Art Credit: @hadesick)

Samirah: *Walks in shouting at Magnus and Alex* 

Luna: TALK ABOUT TIMING !!!!! You guys are trapped as well now muahahhahahah 😈😈😈

Magnus: What the fu-

Alex: LANGUAGE!

Samirah: STOP QUOTING CAPTAIN AMERICA

Luna: OMG STEVEEEEEEE ❤❤🥰😍😘🥵🥵🥵💦🍆🍆 *faints*

Luna: Anywayyyy , Now look at this beautiful fanart of Sam Alex and Magnus 

Samirah: why is mangus leaning on me? 

Samirah: Why is my hair out of my hijab? 

Samirah: Why are we seeing this?

Samirah: How are you talking even though you're passed out?

Luna: *gags her*

Luna: i was blessed by all gods , duh . anywayyyyyyyy 

Lunaa: what's next ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

(Art credit: Viria)

Luna: Omg god LEO

Luna: YES, I'm checking you outtttt *squeeeelllllllllll*

Luna: All da ladies luv leo !!!!!!!!!!!

Luna: Especially me 

Leo: Ummmmm.......... *moves back uncomfortably* 

Luna: everything is going black 

Luna: Leo baby catch me 

Luna: * faints*

Samirah: ...did she just faint agai-

LuNA: I'M THE DAUGHTER OF ALL GODS OF ALL PANTHEONS !!! I'M MORE POWERFUL THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINEDDD !!! DON'T CHALLENGE ME !!!!! I WILL THROW MY GOLDEN HAIR INTO A MESSY BUN AND SING FIGHT SONG !!! ANYWHO , HERE'S A CLIP FROM DA *random band gives a drum roll* PETER JOHNSON MOVIES 😣🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢

Annabeth: Is that supposed to be me as a BRUNETTE ??? This is completely arachibutyrophobic**.

LLLLuna: wut ;-;

Annabeth: She is pretty tho 

Luna: hush annie , you are straight and nothing else in my book . even though the fandom knows you give off serious bi vibes . 

Percy: mY MOM DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT !!!!

Percy: FOR THE LAST TIME Uncle Hades is NOT satan . He is my favourite >:(((

Hades: Thank you, Perceus.

Nicolas: I thought it was Hestia-

Percy: SHUT UPPP, DIANGELO

Luna: let Hades be evilllllll

Hades: I blessed you, I can take it ba- 

LUNA: NO YOU (CENSORED) CANNOT, YOU (CENSORED) (CENSORED) (CENSORED) !!!! I WAS BLESSD BY ALL THR GODS OF ALL DA PANTHEONS AND I HV TORTURE DEVICES DESIGNED FOR VERY TYPE OF GOD YOU (CENSORED) (CENSORED) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lunea: I is now calm . Anywho , let's move on

[**Arachibutyrophobia: A fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.]

PERSASSY: AW HELL NO

PERSASSY: THATS NOT ME

PERSASSY: *sassy finger snap in z formation*

PERSASSY: THIS IS MOI-

(Art credit for the official "Persassy" drawing: @artistpeeta on Tumblr. Creator of the meme remains unknown.)

PERSASSY: GET IT RIGHT 😤😤😤

LUNA: YASSS , YOU TELL THEM PERSASSY

PERSASSY JACKSASSON: *puts on shades* PERSASSY OUT, (CENSORED) .

Jason: Holy bricks-

LUNA: SHUT OP JASON NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE SASS OR A GOODE SENDSE OF HUMORE

Jason: ...I-I'm sorry-?

LUAN: AND YOU'RE ALSO VERY BORING . NO ONE CARES ABOUT U .

Luna: ok , next image .

Annabae: Looks like a low budget Shaggy Rogers from Scooby-Doo.

Magnus: i really hope thats not me-

Luna: *evil chukle* nope *pops the p*

Will: .............................

Will: ..................is that me?

Lunua: Maybeeeeee ................

Nico: *throws his sword at the screen* DIEEEE

Coach Hedge: DIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CLARRISE: DDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Piper: *uses charmspeak* OMG YOU GUYS STIP SHUOTINGGGGGGGG !!!

Reyna: *yells* YEAH, STOP YELLING BEFORE MY EARDRUMS WILLINGLY BURY THMSELVES SIX FEET UNDER THE GROUND.

LUAU: OMG QUEEN !!! BOW DOWN TO DA gODDESS PEASANTS

Luna: *looks at teh readres and smirks* U Too :)

Leo: Hoo r u talking 2?

Luna: The readers .

Jason: Who?!

l u n a: OMG jasey , i told you to shut uo .

tuna: next img !!

(actual a/n: genuinely don't know and can't find the artist. Please do tag them in the comments if you know) 

Carter: ..............................................................is that supposed to be me 

Luna: YEPPERS 

Carter: Why- You know what, I'm not even gonna question the fact that they drew me as a random white dude

Luna: Now you aer learning 😌

Sadie: Your all mental.

Sadie: I'm leaving.

Sadie: *hair flips and walks away*

Everyone: ...

LINA: MOOOOOVING ON

(Art Credit: @indigonite on Tumblr, Instagram and Twitter)

Lune: Who are those two? 

Luan: Ohbthose two at the back 

Luna: we are looking at Percy Jackson fanart not ramdom kids at the back fanart 

Luna: Nexttttt

(Art Credit: @cherryandsisters on Tumblr)

Lester: THIS WAS THE MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE. Well, apart from my acne ofcourse. acne is a deadly curse placed upon us by the gods-

Will: ...dad, you'r a god-

lester: shut up son .. anywya i can go ON and ON about how acne will be the end of da worldd-

Persassy: Why?

Lester: wut

Persassy: Why?

Lester: I-

Persassy: Why?

Lester: ????

PErsassy: W H Y ?

LLUUNNAA: Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lUnA: w'ere just gonna movee onnnn

Luna: *evil chuckle* oh yes , it's finally time for my personal favourite :

Everyone: ..................................

Nico: .......................WHAT IS THAT 

Will: I think that is you-

Nico: WHAT 

Bianca's ghost, popping out of the screen: I think you looked better as a shriveled newborn 

Nico: probably 

Persassy: So is, like, no one gonna question where Bianca's ghost just popped up from or-

LuNa: -OK in the next segment , wel'l be reactign to shipss

Luna: Any questions ??

Everyone: *raises hand*

Luna: No questions ?? BRILLIANT ! Haha, sorry that was an Harry Potter reference ,,, i'm so quirky you knowww

Luna: first we hv PERCHEL

LUNA: DEATH TO PRACHEL !!!!!!!

LUNA: ANYONE WHO SHIPS IT CAN GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF 😤😤😤😤

Percy: *opens mouth to speak* 

LunA: NEXT !!! 

 Puna: Lets see ,,, next is ,,, PERCHAOS !!! 

Percy: Why is everyone dating meee? 

Percy: It's because I'm so hot right 

Luna: YEp 

Luna: Choas and Percy is like endgame right? 

Luna: Get that reference?

Everyone: ... 

Magnus: *gasp* WAIT- 

Magnus:

Magnus:

Magnus: Nope, I don't get it.

Lunas: NEXT WE HAVE MAGNAFELLL 

LUNA: SHIPPPPPPPPPPPP 

LUNAA: OTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP *dies* 

Annabeth: What's that ? 

LUNA: MAGNUS AND HIS FALAFEL 

MANGO: YES YES YES YES 

MAGNI CHASED: I SHIP IT 

Alex: *clears throat* 

MAGNUS: I'M SORRY ALEC BUT I CHOOSE FALAFEL OVER YOU 

Alex: I'm breaking uo with you, MAggie. 

MAGNUS: WAIt waHT 

MAGNUS: ALEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX :((((( 

Lunaa: Right , moving on ..........

Tuna: The next on the agenza is Brason vs Stason 

Luna: I ship Brasonnnnnnnnn. Anyone who ships Stason should dieeeee 

Piper: What is Brason and Stason 

Kuna: Jason x brick and Jason x stapler 

Jason: I ship Brasonnnn 

Jason: *goes back to making out with his brick*

Thalia: Well i ship stason

Leo: I SHIP BRAPLERSON

Luns: Nexttttt

Luna: Carter x Horus 

Luan: We don't haev a ship name because you guys arent popular enough

Carter: ...................................that's disgusting

Sadie: HA DI

*room explodes*

A VERY ANGRY LUNA: WOT DA HADES, SADIE !!!!!!!!!!!!

*insert sc eaming, yelling profanitys, tearing apart furniture and wild animal sounds*

LUNA: ENUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

LuNA: THAT"S IT

LUNA: YOU'RE GTETTING TORTURED SADIE

*insert sadie being tortured by yours truly ❤*

LuNa: No one messes with Lune :)

Tuna: Okayyy, next is Annabeth and Sally 

Lynw: We don't have a ship name 

Pewrcy: Wit mu mom and my Gitlfriwnd? 

Lune: Yepppp 

Lina: It is beaustiful righte 

Tuna: OKatttt what's nexttttt 

Funa: Next isssss Leo x Tollbelt

LUNA: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SINKKKK 

LINA: LEO IS MINE AND MINE ONLY 

LIUAN: RIGHT BBY? 

Leo: *clears throat* SHURE 

LUNA: GOOD 

TUNA: OKAYY NEXXT 

 LUAN: WE NEDDS TO FINISH FAST I'M HUNGRYYY :( 

LIAN: I NEED MY BLUE COOAKIES AND FALFALFELS 

MAGNS: FALAFELLLLLLLLLLLLL 

Alex: *decapitates Mango* 

SAMIRAH: ALEXC!!!! 

AEX: WHAT? HE WAS GETTING ON MY NERVES >:((( 

Luna *stares at the decapitated head* 

Luna: *screams* 

Kuna: *Kiks it away* 

luna: ANYWAYYY nEXT WE HAVE Zues x posiedon x hadess

Luna: UGGGGGGGHHHHHH 

Pune: I not likeee 

KUNAAAAAAAAAA: It bad 

Luna: I'm so hungy that my grammmmmmare is geting badd 

YUNE: Nexttt

Luna: Ohhh ew next id Jiper/Jasper

Luana: Its so bad our fandam couldn't even decide a shio naem yet

Piper: ...

Jason: ...

 LAUN: STOP BREATHING JASONNN NO ONE LIKES U

Jason: Yes, we have established that a few billion times in the past already, but thank you.

Launa: yeah no 1 cares about theis shipp

TUNEE: NEXTTT 

LAWN: OMG MUY FAVOUTITE PERCABETHHHHHHH ❤❤✨✨

LUNA: PERCABETHHHHHH 

TUNA: DEATH TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T SHIP ITTTT 

TUNA: PERCABETH PERCABETH TERCABETH IERCABETH 

Real!Percy: *shoves fanon!Percy out of the window* 

Real!Annabeth: *yeets Tuna into the river* 

Real!Percy: *drowns Tuna*

Real!demigods and magicians: Finally. They're dead. 

Real!demigods and magicians: We can live in peace 

Real!Annabeth: Wait- *punches camera and breaks it* *static* 

 THE END.