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SCENARIO 1

OMGZ HAI! Okay, like, my name is Brittany Buttercup, and I'm like the most popular girl in, like, Goode High school because, like, my daddy is like, the principal. If you don't know that, you're clearly, like, living under a rock.

Anywayyyyy, I'm also like, the prettiest one in this school. I've dated like, every single boy here, but dumped them the second they fell for my natural blonde hair (A/N they were fake as hell),  natural tan (A/N can I please barf now?) and natural blue orbs (A/N ha, yeah. *barfs*). 

The only one I hadn't dated yet, however, was Percyyy. He was, like, the hottest boy in the entiiire school. Every girl fell for his raven-black hair and sea-green orbs and tried asking him out. But he kept turning them down because he had, like, a "girlfriend". 

Obviously, he was waiting for me to ask him out.

I sauntered up to him and tried to, like, kiss him. He pushed me away. I squeezed a few tears into my orbs hoping for him to take sympathy and date me.

"I have a girlfriend Brittany!" I swooned at the way he called my name. "If you don't believe me, she's coming to pick me up from school today." 

I huffed and walked away. 

Of course he was lying. 

Percy Jackson was mine. 

—Time Skippitty—

I strutted outside after class with my minions- I mean, friends, trailing behind me. I was gonna make Percy mine. (A/N This ~CENSORED~ is so ~CENSORED~ dumb). 

Percy seemed to be waiting for, like, someone.

Must be me.

"Heyyyy Perrrceee," I purred, trailing my fingers down his muscled arm.

I saw a grey convertible from which a dumb blonde appeared, wearing grey sunglasses. She went up to Percyyyyyy, and kissed him. I expected him to push her away and proclaim his undying love and loyalty to me, but he kissed her back. I pushed the two apart and slapped the girl. 

She had the audacity to punch me back!!!!! >:(((((

A huge orange van named "Delphi Strawberry Service" came up behind and a girl with choppy brown hair, a boy with blonde hair and a cute scar on his upper lip, a Latino who looked like an elf, an emo guy, a literal ray of sunshine, a girl with flowers in her hair, a pair of hot twins (*cue the comment section yelling they aren't twins*), a big dude with warm brown orbs and a short dark girl holding his hand stepped down and hurled insults at me.

Percy then came and slapped me, and they got into the van, and forgot about the car. 

I was SO gonna get him back at the 10 year reunion.

THE END 

SCENARIO 2

OMG LIKE HAI! Okay, like, my name is like Sarah Loran, my daddy is like the principal of like this school, and I'm like the most popular girl in, like, San Fran High school. If you, like, don't know that, you're clearly, like, living under like a rock. 

Anyway, I'm also like the prettiest one in like this school. I've dated like, every single boy here, but dumped them like the second they fell for my like natural blonde hair (A/N MY BRAINCELLS ARE GONE), a like natural tan (A/N *vomits*) and like natural green like orbs (A/N  Ewwwww *dies*). 

I walk up to this like nerd like Annabae Cheese or like something. I like get my like boyfriend to like push her like against the wall and like shout at her like she will never like get a like boyfriend. She like has the like audacity to like tell me that like she has like one and that he will like pick her up after like school. 

 —TIME SKIP—

After like school like ended, I broke up with like Bran my like ex. Like then like I saw a like sea green like Maserati. I saw a like really like hot like boy climb out. He had like raven black like hair and like sea green like orbs. Then like I saw like the nerd like Annabae come out like being like hit on by like 15 like boys and then she like ran towards the like ravenette and then she like threw her arms like around his neck and like kissed like him. I like went up to like them and like hit on the like boy and he like pushed me like away and then like 15 hot kids came out like from a like strawberry like delivery van and like then a like beautiful like woman appeared and like my like brown hair and like ugly brown orbs and like pale like spotty like face came back and then like the kids like attacked like me and like killed like me and then like I like appeared in like front of a like guy in like black clothing and then he like sent me to like the fields of like punishment or something and like now I have to like watch like Annabae and like the hot guy whose like name was Percyyyy kiss like foreverrrr.

OKAY, LIKE BAI!!

SCENARIO 3

(Read scenario 1 and 2 but change Percy to Jason and Annabeth to Piper, because originality.)

SCENARIO 4

Yo wassup losers, my name is Bryce Jock, and I'm the jock of Bridgewood High. Every girl is in love with me. 

I walked up to the loser of the school Leo Valdez, while flirting with every girl in sight. 

I slammed him to his locker and he didn't even flinch. "Hey loser," I said in a mocking tone and my friends laughed at him. "You know what you idiot, you're never gonna get a girlfriend." 

"Why do you care about that again?" Leo asked, perplexed. 

"Fanfiction purposes," I said, breaking character, before tightening my hold on his shirt.

"Right," the elf dude said, before getting back to his character as well. "D-d-d-d-d-d-don't h-h-h-h-hurt m-m-me B-B-B-B-B-B-Bryce," he whimpered and I chuckled. 

"You're never getting a girlfriend!!!!!!!! TEAM BRYCE FOR THE WIN!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" 

"No, Team Leo for the win," a voice called from behind. A gurl. There were ten explosions behind her as she strutted inside the school building, putting on shades and her hair flying in the wind. HOT!!!!!!!!! 

"Hey baby, wanna go out tonight at 6?" I yelled at her, putting on my best "smolder look"

"What!!!!! No!!!! EW get lost, you weirdo!!!" She pushed me aside. I was appalled!!! (HEY MOM, I USED A BIG WORD!!!! ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?!?!?!?!?!??!) 

How could she?!?!?!?! And then she had the audacity to k-kiss that tiny abomination!!! They held hands and the girl called Calypso and the elf dude skipped off into the sunset, never to be seen again!!! RUDE!!! 

 Eh, I'm gonna go back and hit on the other girls now.

SCENARIO 5

*blue computer screen* 

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SCENARIO 6

Hello, my name is Karen, Karen Jameson. I found out that new neighbours had moved into the house next to mine, so I dressed my planned children David and Sarah and my husband Jeremy and went to visit them. My husband and I had married each other at a respectable age of thirty after courting each other for a year.

The door was opened by a young man who looked to be in his twenties. He had blonde hair and blue eyes and a sunny smile. He told us his name was Will Solace, and asked us our names. I introduced my kids and husband and told him that we were his neighbours. He welcomed us in and offered us seats. He went out and came back soon with another guy about his age who had black hair and orbs. He introduced him as Nico di Angelo.

Must be his brother. 

Three girls came running and giggling out of a room. Must be this Will Solace's kids. I sipped from my cup of tea and asked, "So, are these your daughters, Mr. Solace?" 

"Oh, yes! These are my three daughters Bianca, Bianca and Bianca." 

"Oh- th-that's wonderful." I said, trying not to wonder why the children were named the same name. At least my children were well-mannered with good names. Must have been the mother. 

"Say, Mr. Solace, where is your wife?" 

"My what?" 

"Your wife, of course. The mother of these children." 

"Uh, actually, Nico's my husband. We're married and these are our children." 

The tea cup in my hand shook violently. They were h-ho- I can't even say it!!! 

"This is preposterous!!!!!" I yelled. "I'll call the police and have you arrested!!!!!!!!"

"Ma'am, please get out of my house," Mr. Solace said. How disrespectful!!!!

I yelled at him about God putting them in hell, when my own husband interrupted, "The gods will do no such thing. Yes, the gods. They exist, especially the Greek ones, and my father is Apollo. Will is my half brother. I'll divorce you for that." 

Then my kids said that I hit them. They all drove me out of the house to live on the streets. 

And that is how I met Solangelo.

THE END

SCENARIO 7

HAIIIIIII!!!!! im brooke meyers, and thiz shcool is me property. so are da boyzz. did i menton i am the most poopular gurl at this goddam hel of a shcool? well, if u don't like know that, i'm sorry to say but u're living under a roc. 

anywayyy i like picking on this gurl katie or something. shes liek, so annoying. shell never get a boyfriend MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

we were liek sitting in math class when katie's phone ranggg. she was told by the teahcer to put it on speakre. some boy's voice came out of it. "heii katie-kat", he said. "what do you want stolle?". then the boy suddanly started rapidly speaking in another langauge. by the end of it katie looked mourderous.

then suddenly, a boy crashde thru da window with 5 huge scary dogs on his tail. katie pulled out a dagger from her boot and killed them. they kisseed and i gasspssed in shoc. then they went out of the window. that was the last i saw of her. 

THE END

SCENARIO 8

Hey I'm Belinda Botany I Am A Sophomore In Boston High And I Have A Crush Of Magnus Chase He Is Sooooo Hot Every Girl Has Asked Him Out Except For Me So He Is Obviously Waiting For Me

I Walked Up To Him And Asked Him Out He Told Me That He Is In A Relationship

THE AUDACITY

Then A Gorl In Green And Pink Clothing And Green Hair Walked Up To Him And Kissed Him . To My Surprise He Kissed Her Back 'Belinda, Meet My G-' Magnus Said 'Its He And Him Today' The Person Said 'My Boyfriend Alex Fierro' I Said 'Ewww You Are Gay' I Said He said,' Not Exactly Alex Is GenderFluid And I'm Pansexual' ' Ewww You Are Both Part Of The PQRS Community' I Said Both Of Them Said At The Same Time,'Its LGBT And Yes' Then They Skipped Away Into The Rainbow Then I Found Out I Was Biromantic And Started Not Being Homophobic 

THE END