Shatner sat in the waiting room with his heart beating erratically. He knew that Ringo loved him but did that truly mean that he would get everything he ever wanted? Maybe Ringo loved him but didn't want to date hime because he didn't want to be in a homosexual relationship with Shatner. Maybe Ringo only loved him in a straight way, not in a gay way. What if they do start dating and it's not as perfect as Shatner thought it was going to be.

"Shatner?" A nurse called for him.
"Yes! Thats me!" He rushed over excited at the prospect they were going to finally let him see Ringo. "Can see him now?!"
"Yes you can, he's right over here in room 420." (like my birthday)
He followed the nurse into the room. Shatner entered the room to the Hamilton soundtrack on shuffle playing quietly.

"Hey..." He said as he sat down on the chair next to Ringo's bed and spread his legs to assert his dominance. He was obviously compensating for the fact that he was insecure in his inability to not cry.
"Hey." Ringo said, sounding exhausted and drained. Shatner was concerned that the water boarding really took that much out of him.
"Are you doing alright?"
"Yeah I'm good I'm on a lot of pain killers so I'm vibing."
"Oh, maybe it's not a good time to talk about what happened."
"It's fine, did you bring my phone?"
"Yeah it's right here."

Shatner handed him his phone and Ringo quickly got to work tweeting. He did exactly what he  said he would do, tweet I'm A Homosexual with the gif of Shatner in that one twilight zone episode. Shatner got the notification but didn't look at it just because he was too concerned with Ringo to care about whatever silly trolls he thought were messaging him. When Ringo was finished he placed his phone on the side table and turned back to Shatner.

"Hey Shat, it might just be the drugs talking, but I think you told me you loved me earlier. If that's true and all I want to say I love you too. If it's not true I still love you I guess."
"Well yeah, I love you but I don't know what to do about it. I've loved you for a long time and you probably think that's creepy and sinful and you're probably right." 
"No Shat I would never think that about you. And i actually have an idea about what you can do about it."
"What is it?"
"Well...maybe you could kiss me?"
"Oh umm sure." Shatner turned into an UwU soft shy boi and he leaned over to kiss Ringo.
"Well that was nice."
"Oh, you sure?"
"Shatner, I'm tripping balls but I know a nice kiss when it happens."

Shatner will forever remember the day he kissed his bingo partner Ringo while Say No To This played in the background. From then on that became their song.