TW: Heart attack sex

Ringo had been staying with Shatner since he got out of the hospital. Shatner insisted Ringo stay with him so Shatner could take care of him. Ringo didn't believe he really needed the help, he was only waterboarded after all. He did appreciate the extra time he could now spend with Shatner.

They woke up next to each other in Shatner's bed, as had become routine since Ringo got out of the hospital. Ringo wrapped his arms around Shatner and gave him a good morning kiss.
"Morning." Shatner said groggily, kissing Ringo back. They laid like that for a while, neither wanting to move out of the warm embrace.

After what only felt like minutes, but was likely an hour, they moved to get up. Ringo checked his phone and opened up twitter, like he does every morning, only this morning there was an unexpected twitter moment. He saw Shat's face in the picture for today's twitter moment, and the words "Happy one year closer to death, William Shatner". He looked at his calendar, and low and behold twitter was right. It was March 22nd, William Shatner's 90th birthday. How could he forget such a milestone birthday? This day marked the beginning of Shatner's last decade till 100, when all celebrities that are still alive get taken away.

What would he do? He never had time to buy him a present. He looked over at the man he loved so dearly, he wanted to make this day as special as possible for him, he deserved everything and more.
"Hey Shat?"
"Yeah babe?"
"Happy birthday!" he said with a smile, as if he didn't totally forget his lover's birthday, and leaned over to give Shatner a kiss.
"Thanks Ringo, I thought you forgot."
"Well I didn't, and never would, because I'm a great boyfriend." he said, although sure Shatner didn't believe him. "So anyway," he continued, "what do you want to do to celebrate your big day?"
"I usually go to my ranch and ride some horses, I would love to take you there today!"
"That sounds fun Shat, but I'm ashamed to admit I never learned how to ride a horse."
"Well don't worry about that baby, I can show you." he said with a wink.

They both got ready, taking a long hot shower, and then eating a healthy breakfast of vegan cereal for Ringo, and an English breakfast with extra black pudding for Shatner. After breakfast they were ready to head to Shatner's Big Fat Titty Ranch.

They had a lovely day of riding. Ringo's riding skills improved greatly, but as we've always known, Shatner is much better at riding, if you know what I mean. He did teach Ringo how to ride. Ringo sat on the horse, with Shaner behind him. Shatner wrapped his arms around Ringo, holding Ringo's hands in his, and teaching him how to use the reins. Even after Ringo was starting to get a hold of it, Shatner never let go of his lover's hands.

Shatner did get very sad at one point, remembering the death of his favorite horse, Sultan's Great Day. "This fertile stallion died exactly 10 years ago today." Shatner told Ringo. Shatner's memory was clearly starting to go in his old age, the horse died 17 years ago.
"I'm so sorry to hear that, Shat." Ringo said with a look of sincerity, sympathy, and love that Shatner had never before seen directed at him (not including on the big screen from actors who hated him in real life). Shatner, so overcome by the love, and other more sinful emotions, that Ringo made him feel, could do nothing in that moment, but kiss his love.

After their exciting day of riding, they went to their favourite restaurant, the place they had their first date, the place this epic love story began; Applebees. They sat down at dinner and discussed all the relevant issues of the day, the rise in weed usage across America, queer people wanting health care and to not die, and the socialist system that is providing mental health resources. One thing led to another conversation wise and Ringo started to tell him about his last birthday gift.
"It's a surprise." he told shatner with a wink.
"And when do I get it? Do you have it with you?"
"Oh Shat, this is something only I can give you, and I can only give it to you when we get home." Ringo did not have an exhibition kink, contrary to popular belief.
"In that case," Shatner said with an excited glint in his eye, that you would expect to see from a man 20 years younger than him, "I guess we should get home quickly then."

Ringo paid the bill as quickly as possible, rushing so much he accidentally gave the waitress a 200% tip instead of 20% (not that she would complain). They stumbled into Shatner's car, driving a whopping and extremely illegal, 3 miles over the speed limit. Their extreme excitement was obvious, seen through their obvious, (and out of character for shatner) disregard for the american law.

Once they got back to Shatner's place they rushed quickly to Shatner's room, where Ringo would give Shatner his present. They kissed more passionately than either had in years, Shatner hadn't felt such a rush since his time with the whores.

They became one under the Ringo Starr poster above Shatner's bed. Shatner's heart practically gave out, and he suddenly collapsed onto the bed and clenched his fatty milkers. Ringo quickly picked up on the fact that Shatner was possibly having a heart attack. If Ringo knew his dick was that powerful they would've never become one.
"Shat? Are you okay?"
Shatner didn't respond, he wasn't dead, he was just overwhelmed by his heart. Ringo got up and called 911. He got dressed and helped Shatner into his minion boxers. Ringo tried to talk to Shat to keep him calm. When the paramedics came they helped take Shat away. They wouldn't allow Ringo in the white van and he was angry. Ringo grabs a few necessities that he put in a custom made Steely Dan tote.

The necessities in question:
•La Croix (Tangerine flavor it's not his favorite but it works)
•Vinyl of Hamilton
•Communist Manifesto
•Sunscreen
•The green bedazzled pocket bible
•I Hate Myselfie by Shane Dawson (his fav youtuber and cat fucker)
•Vodka
•Beef jerky (for Shat)
•Fake Beef jerky (for himself)
•Baby wipes

Then he got into his car and drove to the hospital. On the way there he was all consumed by thoughts of Shatner. Was Shat going to be alright? Ringo didn't know. He felt guilty that he put him in this state. His dick had never killed anyone before, but what if it does? It's not his first time killing someone, but it had nothing to do with his dick, and Ringo actually liked Shatner, unlike John. When he got to the hospital he whipped the tears from his eyes and walked inside. Unlike Shatner he didn't feel shame for not bringing back manly men.

Ringo sat in the waiting room for what he felt like was hours (which he wasn't wrong because it did last hours). When he was able to see Shatner he knew that he was going to be okay. Ringo was so happy he could marry Shatner, but you know how the Pope is always changing his mind if same sex marriage is a human right, plus who else would officiate?

"Shatner, my love are you okay?"
"I'm fine... it's just, as they put me under all I could think of was you."
"Oh Shat, I'm so glad you're okay."
Ringo pulled out his phone and decided to take a selfie of him and Shatner. Shatner looked terrible but his lover didn't seem to care. Maybe he just didn't notice how bad Shat looked because he always looked terrible. Ringo posted the photo on instagram with the caption He lived, just like Jesus! 💕✌️✨

Before they could celebrate more they were inturrupted. The nurse, who took care of Ringo and was annoyed to see that him and his lover were back at the hospital, walked in. "Peter is here to see you." She considered putting Shatner on heavy medication (like Oxycontin) just so he would stop buzzing her to get more cucumber gatorade. Ringo didn't know who Peter was, mostly because he didn't read the Tampa Bay Times. Before Shatner could refuse to let Peter in, Ringo told the exhausted nurse yes.

Peter walked in with a balloon and a gift wrapped in bright pink wrapping paper (his favorite color but Shatner would never admit to it).
"Hey Dad! Happy birthday! Sorry I didn't get here sooner but it's a long drive from Florida."
"Hey..." Shanter said, refusing to look at his son.
"Who are you?" Ringo said, confused.
"I'm his son, has he not talked about me before?"
"No Peter, I haven't talked about you. You're only my son biologically."
"Well nice to meet you, Peter! I'm your new Dad!"
"Wow! I've never had two Dads before, I never had a Dad growing up and now I have two! Anyway, Dad here's your birthday present. I spent everything I made off my new album on it."

Peter placed the gift on the side table and after a minute Shatner reluctantly opened it. He could never pass up a present. His dead wife's therapist said something about how he wasn't selfish, he was just expressing his inner child, when really we all know Shatner is just a child, a very selfish child. The present was soft sugar cookies and spongebob band-aids that he bought at Winn Dixie. Shatner was impressed with the gift but refused to show it.

"Well thank you for the gift, Pete. You should come back after Shatner's out of the hospital so we can celebrate as a family."
"That would be amazing! You should come down to Florida! We have so much, like Disney, Universal, an incompetent governor, Bush Gardens, crack heads, the Kennedy Space Center, and so much more!"
"Wow! It sounds like it has everything I want in a vacation! Shat, we should definitely go!"
"Yeah sure." Shatner said, if he wasn't so spaced out he would definitely say no.
"It's a plan! I'll message you on Twitter and we can work out the details! I can't wait to see you in Florida!"
"Wait what‽"