Warning: this story involves noses and bleeding. It's very gross. You don't have to read it, lol

Lmao okay so this is really random and I'm not entirely sure why I'm putting it in here? But I want to so I am okay

So basically this long and annoying story starts over at my grandparents earlier today. I accidentally hit a pole while petting one of their dogs who just had puppies, Molly (here are some pictures)

And when I hit that pole, I hit my glasses. And when I hit my glasses, they hit my nose ring. And almost pulled it out.

I went back inside and checked my nose and like.... there's this huge bump right next to where my nose ring is, and it looks really gross. I showed my mom and she said we'd clean it later once we got home, and that's what happened

So I took out the nose ring so I could clean it too while I cleaned my nose, and that was fine and all. The bump looked really gross, and while we cleaned it it started bleeding a little bit but it didn't hurt at all. We looked up what it might be, and apparently it's either something that'll go away as long as I keep up with cleaning it, or it's a scar. Which sucks, cause it's super fucking ugly, but from what my mom said you can get it removed so idk

Anyways, all of that was fine. All of that was going perfectly. It didn't look infected or anything, it didn't hurt me at all, sure it bled a little but somehow it didn't even bother me!

And then I had to put my nose ring back in my nose.

That............. didn't happen lmao

I tried for like, ever on my own to just shove it through my damn nose hole, but it just????? Wouldn't go???????? Then of course both my parents kept nagging me and telling me I should just let them help and get it over with. My mom basically forced me to let her try, and after not getting it through the first time just left. (I don't understand why they wanted to stab me so bad, lmao)

I tried...... so many different times. We started at least an hour and a half ago. Then I wondered if maybe the hole on the inside of my nose closed up, so I used an earring to poke another hole through, and that bled a lot lol. But then when I finally did that, it was impossible to get the nose ring through still!

Finally, I gave up trying to do it on my own, so my dad tried to help me out and we came to the conclusion that my nose is too swollen for it to fit through right now. (Which I had asked about before, but got ignored lol)

Basically he told me I'd just have to wait until tomorrow, but we were worried about the hole growing back overnight. So what was our solution? Stick the earring back through for the night and put a bandaid over it so it stays in. Here's how ridiculous that looks

Yup. I'm stuck looking like that for the rest of the night. I'm just hopeful that tomorrow it will be a lot easier to get it in. Today was..... very very frustrating.

And now, after taking that long to not even accomplish anything, I am exhausted. So even tho I really wanna get something written in my oneshots book before I go on a break (which I've decided I'm doing bc my mental health is currently shit), I just need to go to sleep. I'm so tired that I genuinely don't know why I started this when I could've been sleeping lol. I guess I just thought it'd be amusing to explain my current annoying situation. Who knows?

Anyways, that really is all I wanted to say. I'm tired now, so instead of thinking too much about how I'm going to end this I'm just gonna say bye and go to bed. So.. Bye-Oliver