Dad: Riley, Get in here!!!

My mind: oh god I'm in trouble. Did he find out about that time I stole his beef jerky that Mom got him for Christmas six years ago? Did he find my wattpad? DID HE FIND OUT I KILLED A MAN?!?

Me: ...yeeees?

Dad: I thought I told you to put this cup in the sink?

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