Tortle

So I have a turtle named Shelly in case y'all didn't know

So my mom wants me to clean the tank and I'm like "ok"

And my mom takes the turtle and puts her in the bathroom sink

But she doesn't fucking tell me

So I bet you're thinking "oh she's gonna clean the tank and freak out cuz she's not there" BUT THATS NOT WHERE THIS IS GOING

So you know I don't know and I walk into the bathroom

I'm sitting on the toilet texting my friends you know how it goes

And I look over and see this:


You don't even know the heart attack that I had honestly

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