Tortle
So I have a turtle named Shelly in case y'all didn't know
So my mom wants me to clean the tank and I'm like "ok"
And my mom takes the turtle and puts her in the bathroom sink
But she doesn't fucking tell me
So I bet you're thinking "oh she's gonna clean the tank and freak out cuz she's not there" BUT THATS NOT WHERE THIS IS GOING
So you know I don't know and I walk into the bathroom
I'm sitting on the toilet texting my friends you know how it goes
And I look over and see this:
You don't even know the heart attack that I had honestly
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