HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY!!

So I'm in watching the parade (I live close so why tf not?)

ITS SO FUCKING CROWDED OMG

well anyways

We know our way around but my moms friend came with her 3 rambunctious kids and they were dragging us down

We met with my moms cousin and we found really good spots right in front of St. Patrick's cathedral

Yeah so that was cool

I was too short to see (in only 5'2) so I improvised

I climbed a fucking tree and used the police barricades to keep myself sturdy without hanging on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

On and also, while we were looking for my cousins my dad and I saw quite a sight

So We were on 50th Street

And my mom is calling her cousin on the phone etc

And me and my dad hear chanting

We look behind us and there's this guy and he has a STAFF with a stone Rottweiler head on it and he's in a hood with the words TRUE RELIGION written across the back

And he has his arms spread out and is staring into the sky with his eyes rolled back in his head chanting Latin or some shit

And then he finished and just walked away

I think I just witnessed a fucking cult member praying

New Yorkers, man.

Oh and I saw two girls from my school using fake ID's to get beer 🤨

Right now I'm in a pub so maybe I'll see Arthur passed out at the bar

And by the way, the shepherds pie here is nasty

Ok bye now