So in history today we learned about medieval torture

I'm horrified tbh

But there was one that was so scary it was funny

I forget what it's called (since I'm such a great student) but it was pretty much a pair of clamps

And although it had other uses, it was often used to crush a guy's balls.

The teacher got embarrassed and had to have another teacher come and explain the process, but

EVERY

SINGLE

BOY

in my class was flipping the fuck out. They were all like

I just found that hilarious bc I'm a bitch.

Literally one guy got out of his chair and crawled into a fetal position and yelled "I'm having second-hand dick pain!"

Mature high school boys, amirite?

I also probably ruined any chances I have with my crush...

He sits next to me, and he's really nice and friendly and cute and acts like a literal puppy.

But anyways

So he's cringing but not that horribly, and I lean over and say,

"Squish, haha!"

He looked at me HORRIFIED

Why am I such a fuck-up?  ;-;