So I was over swimming at my friends house tonight

And right before I went home she was telling me boy problems

And being me I was like "at least people like you. I'm repulsive and I'll be single forever."

So she says "TRUST ME, You're not repulsive"

So I'm like nah nah nah

And she says "and you're not going to be single forever." And she wINks

And then she said that someone likes me

But wouldn't tell me who

And now I'm like flopping around like a fish with anxiety