It's December and this hoe is climbing her way off the naughty list by kissing Santa's ass

I am THE Christmas thot

So I took charge of decorating the tree (my sister is sick and doesn't have the energy to fight me (HA))

Well anyway

For those of you who celebrate Christmas, do you put a star or angel on top of the tree?

And of you celebrate Hanukkah, do you put up a Hanukkah bush? At my school about 6 years ago, one family put one up as a joke and it spread

Now Jewish people in like 4 of our surrounding towns consistently put up Hanukkah bushes every year its great

Well, it's December my dudes and I hope y'all have a fucking awesome whatever