So if you know me at all you know I can be a complete bitch with no mercy

So today Molly needed to pee like 20 minutes before my alarm went off and woke me up

I let her out and was like, "I don't need to get in the shower for another 15 minutes, I'll just chill in bed"

HAHAHAHA.

So I climb into bed, turn off my alarm and

*shocker*

I fall back asleep.

And I need to be out of the house before anyone else in my family even really wakes up.

So I sleep for an HOUR.

I look at the clock and I'm like GASP

So I literally shower in 6 minutes (I didn't get to wash my hair, ew)

So I get out and dry my hair lightning speed and I look in the mirror:

My hair is a complete greaseball.

I have really thin and oily hair so I need to wash it everyday otherwise I look like I do now

So I'm like I CANT LEAVE THE HOUSE LIKE THIS

So I put it in a ponytail

But back to my thin hair

I literally look like zen from mystic messenger ffs I now have a rat tail

Okay so then I can't find two goddamn socks

I'm not talking pairs

Like actual socks!

So I eventually find some and Molly keeps tripping me even though I have less than a minute to catch the bus and I have no one to take me to school

And mind you we're in a HORRIBLE rainstorm that's been happening for like four days now

And I usually like the rain but right now I REALLY WASNT FEELING IT

But now I have wet jeans and socks and I'm tired, confused, greasy, and bitchy

God save anyone who looks in my direction today

(I caught the bus btw, phew)